stroke, a mother is left
desolate, and the peace-maker, and PEACE-
LOOKER, of a whole society is laid in the ground with Caesar and
the Twelve Apostles.
There is something
lacking among the oaks of Fontainebleau; and
when the
dessert comes in at Barbizon, people look to the door for
a figure that is gone.
The third of our companions at Origny was no less a person than the
landlady's husband: not
properly the
landlord, since he worked
himself in a factory during the day, and came to his own house at
evening as a guest: a man worn to skin and bone by perpetual
excitement, with baldish head, sharp features, and swift, shining
eyes. On Saturday, describing some paltry adventure at a duck-
hunt, he broke a plate into a score of fragments. Whenever he made
a remark, he would look all round the table with his chin raised,
and a spark of green light in either eye, seeking
approval. His
wife appeared now and again in the
doorway of the room, where she
was superintending dinner, with a 'Henri, you forget yourself,' or
a 'Henri, you can surely talk without making such a noise.'
Indeed, that was what the honest fellow could not do. On the most
trifling matter his eyes kindled, his fist visited the table, and
his voice rolled
abroad in changeful
thunder. I never saw such a
petard of a man; I think the devil was in him. He had two
favourite expressions: 'it is
logical,' or il
logical, as the case
might be: and this other, thrown out with a certain bravado, as a
man might unfurl a
banner, at the
beginning of many a long and
sonorous story: 'I am a proletarian, you see.' Indeed, we saw it
very well. God
forbid that ever I should find him handling a gun
in Paris streets! That will not be a good moment for the general
public.
I thought his two phrases very much represented the good and evil
of his class, and to some
extent of his country. It is a strong
thing to say what one is, and not be
ashamed of it; even although
it be in
doubtful taste to repeat the statement too often in one
evening. I should not admire it in a duke, of course; but as times
go, the trait is
honourable in a
workman. On the other hand, it is
not at all a strong thing to put one's reliance upon logic; and our
own logic particularly, for it is generally wrong. We never know
where we are to end, if once we begin following words or doctors.
There is an
upright stock in a man's own heart, that is trustier
than any syllogism; and the eyes, and the sympathies and appetites,
know a thing or two that have never yet been stated in controversy.
Reasons are as
plentiful as blackberries; and, like fisticuffs,
they serve impartially with all sides. Doctrines do not stand or
fall by their proofs, and are only
logical in so far as they are
cleverly put. An able controversialist no more than an able
general demonstrates the justice of his cause. But France is all
gone wandering after one or two big words; it will take some time
before they can be satisfied that they are no more than words,
however big; and when once that is done, they will perhaps find
logic less diverting.
The conversation opened with details of the day's shooting. When
all the sportsmen of a village shoot over the village territory PRO
INDIVISO, it is plain that many questions of
etiquette and priority
must arise.
'Here now,' cried the
landlord, brandishing a plate, 'here is a
field of beet-root. Well. Here am I then. I advance, do I not?
EH BIEN! SACRISTI,' and the statement, waxing louder, rolls off
into a reverberation of oaths, the
speaker glaring about for
sympathy, and everybody nodding his head to him in the name of
peace.
The ruddy Northman told some tales of his own
prowess in keeping
order:
notably one of a Marquis.
'Marquis,' I said, 'if you take another step I fire upon you. You
have committed a dirtiness, Marquis.'
Whereupon, it appeared, the Marquis touched his cap and withdrew.
The
landlord applauded noisily. 'It was well done,' he said. 'He
did all that he could. He admitted he was wrong.' And then oath
upon oath. He was no
marquis-lover either, but he had a sense of
justice in him, this proletarian host of ours.
From the matter of
hunting, the talk veered into a general
comparison of Paris and the country. The proletarian beat the
table like a drum in praise of Paris. 'What is Paris? Paris is
the cream of France. There are no Parisians: it is you and I and
everybody who are Parisians. A man has eighty chances per cent. to
get on in the world in Paris.' And he drew a vivid
sketch of the
workman in a den no bigger than a dog-hutch, making articles that
were to go all over the world. 'EH BIEN, QUOI, C'EST MAGNIFIQUE,
CA!' cried he.
The sad Northman interfered in praise of a peasant's life; he
thought Paris bad for men and women; 'CENTRALISATION,' said he -
But the
landlord was at his
throat in a moment. It was all
logical, he showed him; and all
magnificent. 'What a spectacle!
What a glance for an eye!' And the dishes reeled upon the table
under a cannonade of blows.
Seeking to make peace, I threw in a word in praise of the liberty
of opinion in France. I could hardly have shot more amiss. There
was an
instant silence, and a great wagging of
significant heads.
They did not fancy the subject, it was plain; but they gave me to
understand that the sad Northman was a
martyr on
account of his
views. 'Ask him a bit,' said they. 'Just ask him.'
'Yes, sir,' said he in his quiet way, answering me, although I had
not
spoken, 'I am afraid there is less liberty of opinion in France
than you may imagine.' And with that he dropped his eyes, and
seemed to consider the subject at an end.
Our
curiosity was mightily excited at this. How, or why, or when,
was this lymphatic bagman
martyred? We concluded at once it was on
some religious question, and brushed up our memories of the
Inquisition, which were
principally drawn from Poe's
horrid story,
and the
sermon in TRISTRAM SHANDY, I believe.
On the
morrow we had an opportunity of going further into the
question; for when we rose very early to avoid a sympathising
deputation at our
departure, we found the hero up before us. He
was breaking his fast on white wine and raw onions, in order to
keep up the
character of
martyr, I conclude. We had a long
conversation, and made out what we wanted in spite of his reserve.
But here was a truly curious circumstance. It seems possible for
two Scotsmen and a Frenchman to discuss during a long half-hour,
and each
nationality have a different idea in view throughout. It
was not till the very end that we discovered his
heresy had been
political, or that he suspected our mistake. The terms and spirit
in which he spoke of his political beliefs were, in our eyes,
suited to religious beliefs. And VICE VERSA.
Nothing could be more
characteristic of the two countries.
Politics are the religion of France; as Nanty Ewart would have
said, 'A d-d bad religion'; while we, at home, keep most of our
bitterness for little differences about a hymn-book, or a Hebrew
word which perhaps neither of the parties can
translate. And
perhaps the misconception is
typical of many others that may never
be cleared up: not only between people of different race, but
between those of different sex.
As for our friend's
martyrdom, he was a Communist, or perhaps only
a Communard, which is a very different thing; and had lost one or
more situations in
consequence. I think he had also been rejected
in marriage; but perhaps he had a
sentimental way of considering
business which deceived me. He was a mild, gentle creature,
anyway; and I hope he has got a better situation, and married a
more
suitable wife since then.
DOWN THE OISE
TO MOY
CARNIVAL notoriously cheated us at first. Finding us easy in our
ways, he regretted having let us off so cheaply; and
taking me