pedlars after all. I never knew a population with so narrow a
range of
conjecture as the innkeepers of Pont-sur-Sambre. But
manners and
bearing have not a wider
currency than bank-notes. You
have only to get far enough out of your beat, and all your
accomplished airs will go for nothing. These Hainaulters could see
no difference between us and the average
pedlar. Indeed we had
some grounds for
reflection while the steak was getting ready, to
see how
perfectly they accepted us at their own
valuation, and how
our best
politeness and best efforts at
entertainment seemed to fit
quite suitably with the
character of packmen. At least it seemed a
good
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profession in France, that even before such
judges we could not beat them at our own weapons.
At last we were called to table. The two hinds (and one of them
looked sadly worn and white in the face, as though sick with over-
work and under-feeding) supped off a single plate of some sort of
bread-berry, some potatoes in their jackets, a small cup of coffee
sweetened with sugar-candy, and one
tumbler of swipes. The
landlady, her son, and the lass aforesaid, took the same. Our meal
was quite a
banquet by
comparison. We had some beefsteak, not so
tender as it might have been, some of the potatoes, some
cheese, an
extra glass of the swipes, and white sugar in our coffee.
You see what it is to be a gentleman - I beg your
pardon, what it
is to be a
pedlar. It had not before occurred to me that a
pedlarwas a great man in a labourer's ale-house; but now that I had to
enact the part for an evening, I found that so it was. He has in
his hedge quarters somewhat the same pre-eminency as the man who
takes a private parlour in an hotel. The more you look into it,
the more
infinite are the class distinctions among men; and
possibly, by a happy
dispensation, there is no one at all at the
bottom of the scale; no one but can find some
superiority over
somebody else, to keep up his pride withal.
We were displeased enough with our fare. Particularly the
CIGARETTE, for I tried to make believe that I was amused with the
adventure, tough beefsteak and all. According to the Lucretian
maxim, our steak should have been flavoured by the look of the
other people's bread-berry. But we did not find it so in practice.
You may have a head-knowledge that other people live more poorly
than yourself, but it is not
agreeable - I was going to say, it is
against the
etiquette of the
universe - to sit at the same table
and pick your own superior diet from among their crusts. I had not
seen such a thing done since the
greedy boy at school with his
birthday cake. It was
odious enough to
witness, I could remember;
and I had never thought to play the part myself. But there again
you see what it is to be a
pedlar.
There is no doubt that the poorer classes in our country are much
more charitably disposed than their superiors in
wealth. And I
fancy it must arise a great deal from the
comparative indistinction
of the easy and the not so easy in these ranks. A
workman or a
pedlar cannot
shutter himself off from his less comfortable
neighbours. If he treats himself to a
luxury, he must do it in the
face of a dozen who cannot. And what should more directly lead to
charitable thoughts? . . . Thus the poor man, camping out in life,
sees it as it is, and knows that every
mouthful he puts in his
belly has been wrenched out of the fingers of the hungry.
But at a certain stage of
prosperity, as in a
balloonascent, the
fortunate person passes through a zone of clouds, and sublunary
matters are
thenceforward
hidden from his view. He sees nothing
but the
heavenly bodies, all in
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positively as
good as new. He finds himself surrounded in the most touching
manner by the attentions of Providence, and compares himself
involuntarily with the lilies and the skylarks. He does not
precisely sing, of course; but then he looks so unassuming in his
open landau! If all the world dined at one table, this philosophy
would meet with some rude knocks.
PONT-SUR-SAMBRE
THE TRAVELLING MERCHANT
LIKE the lackeys in Moliere's farce, when the true
nobleman broke
in on their high life below stairs, we were destined to be
confronted with a real
pedlar. To make the lesson still more
poignant for fallen gentlemen like us, he was a
pedlar of
infinitely more
consideration than the sort of scurvy fellows we
were taken for: like a lion among mice, or a ship of war
bearingdown upon two cock-boats. Indeed, he did not
deserve the name of
pedlar at all: he was a travelling merchant.
I suppose it was about half-past eight when this
worthy, Monsieur
Hector Gilliard of Maubeuge, turned up at the ale-house door in a
tilt cart drawn by a
donkey, and cried
cheerily on the inhabitants.
He was a lean,
nervous flibbertigibbet of a man, with something the
look of an actor, and something the look of a horse-jockey. He had
evidently prospered without any of the favours of education; for he
adhered with stern
simplicity to the
masculine gender, and in the
course of the evening passed off some fancy futures in a very
florid style of
architecture. With him came his wife, a comely
young woman with her hair tied in a yellow
kerchief, and their son,
a little fellow of four, in a
blouse and military KEPI. It was
notable that the child was many degrees better dressed than either
of the parents. We were informed he was already at a boarding-
school; but the holidays having just commenced, he was off to spend
them with his parents on a
cruise. An enchanting holiday
occupation, was it not? to travel all day with father and mother in
the tilt cart full of
countless treasures; the green country
rattling by on either side, and the children in all the villages
contemplating him with envy and wonder? It is better fun, during
the holidays, to be the son of a travelling merchant, than son and
heir to the greatest cotton-spinner in
creation. And as for being
a reigning
prince - indeed I never saw one if it was not Master
Gilliard!
While M. Hector and the son of the house were putting up the
donkey, and getting all the valuables under lock and key, the
landlady warmed up the remains of our beefsteak, and fried the cold
potatoes in slices, and Madame Gilliard set herself to waken the
boy, who had come far that day, and was peevish and dazzled by the
light. He was no sooner awake than he began to prepare himself for
supper by eating galette, unripe pears, and cold potatoes - with,
so far as I could judge,
positive benefit to his appetite.
The
landlady, fired with motherly emulation, awoke her own little
girl; and the two children were confronted. Master Gilliard looked
at her for a moment, very much as a dog looks at his own
reflectionin a mirror before he turns away. He was at that time absorbed in
the galette. His mother seemed crestfallen that he should display
so little
inclination towards the other sex; and expressed her
disappointment with some
candour and a very proper
reference to the
influence of years.
Sure enough a time will come when he will pay more attention to the
girls, and think a great deal less of his mother: let us hope she
will like it as well as she seemed to fancy. But it is odd enough;
the very women who
profess most
contempt for mankind as a sex, seem
to find even its ugliest particulars rather
lively and high-minded
in their own sons.
The little girl looked longer and with more interest, probably
because she was in her own house, while he was a traveller and
accustomed to strange sights. And besides there was no galette in
the case with her.
All the time of supper, there was nothing
spoken of but my young
lord. The two parents were both absurdly fond of their child.
Monsieur kept insisting on his
sagacity: how he knew all the
children at school by name; and when this utterly failed on trial,
how he was
cautious and exact to a strange degree, and if asked
anything, he would sit and think - and think, and if he did not
know it, 'my faith, he wouldn't tell you at all - FOI, IL NE VOUS
LE DIRA PAS': which is certainly a very high degree of caution.
At intervals, M. Hector would
appeal to his wife, with his mouth
full of beefsteak, as to the little fellow's age at such or such a