aside, told me a cock-and-bull story with the moral of another five
francs for the narrator. The thing was palpably
absurd; but I paid
up, and at once dropped all
friendliness of manner, and kept him in
his place as an
inferior with freezing British
dignity. He saw in
a moment that he had gone too far, and killed a
willing horse; his
face fell; I am sure he would have refunded if he could only have
thought of a
decent pretext. He wished me to drink with him, but I
would none of his drinks. He grew pathetically tender in his
professions; but I walked beside him in silence or answered him in
stately courtesies; and when we got to the landing-place, passed
the word in English slang to the CIGARETTE.
In spite of the false scent we had thrown out the day before, there
must have been fifty people about the
bridge. We were as pleasant
as we could be with all but Carnival. We said good-bye, shaking
hands with the old gentleman who knew the river and the young
gentleman who had a smattering of English; but never a word for
Carnival. Poor Carnival! here was a
humiliation. He who had been
so much identified with the canoes, who had given orders in our
name, who had shown off the boats and even the boatmen like a
private
exhibition of his own, to be now so
publicly shamed by the
lions of his caravan! I never saw anybody look more crestfallen
than he. He hung in the
background, coming
timidly forward ever
and again as he thought he saw some
symptom of a relenting humour,
and falling
hurriedly back when he encountered a cold stare. Let
us hope it will be a lesson to him.
I would not have mentioned Carnival's peccadillo had not the thing
been so
uncommon in France. This, for
instance, was the only case
of dis
honesty or even sharp practice in our whole
voyage. We talk
very much about our
honesty in England. It is a good rule to be on
your guard
wherever you hear great professions about a very little
piece of
virtue. If the English could only hear how they are
spoken of
abroad, they might
confine themselves for a while to
remedying the fact; and perhaps even when that was done, give us
fewer of their airs.
The young ladies, the graces of Origny, were not present at our
start, but when we got round to the second
bridge, behold, it was
black with sight-seers! We were loudly cheered, and for a good way
below, young lads and lasses ran along the bank still cheering.
What with current and paddling, we were flashing along like
swallows. It was no joke to keep up with us upon the woody shore.
But the girls picked up their skirts, as if they were sure they had
good ankles, and followed until their
breath was out. The last to
weary were the three graces and a couple of companions; and just as
they too had had enough, the
foremost of the three leaped upon a
tree-stump and kissed her hand to the canoeists. Not Diana
herself, although this was more of a Venus after all, could have
done a
graceful thing more
gracefully. 'Come back again!' she
cried; and all the others echoed her; and the hills about Origny
repeated the words, 'Come back.' But the river had us round an
angle in a twinkling, and we were alone with the green trees and
running water.
Come back? There is no coming back, young ladies, on the impetuous
stream of life.
'The merchant bows unto the seaman's star,
The
ploughman from the sun his season takes.'
And we must all set our pocket-watches by the clock of fate. There
is a
headlong, forthright tide, that bears away man with his
fancies like a straw, and runs fast in time and space. It is full
of curves like this, your winding river of the Oise; and lingers
and returns in pleasant pastorals; and yet,
rightly thought upon,
never returns at all. For though it should revisit the same acre
of
meadow in the same hour, it will have made an ample sweep
between-whiles; many little streams will have fallen in; many
exhalations risen towards the sun; and even although it were the
same acre, it will no more be the same river of Oise. And thus, O
graces of Origny, although the wandering fortune of my life should
carry me back again to where you await death's
whistle by the
river, that will not be the old I who walks the street; and those
wives and mothers, say, will those be you?
There was never any mistake about the Oise, as a matter of fact.