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"Halfdan Bjerk."

"Halfdan Bjerk! My stars! Who would
have thought of meeting you here! You do not

recognize me, I suppose."
Halfdan declared with a timid tremor in his

voice that he could not at the moment recall
his features.

"No, I imagine I must have changed a good
deal since you saw me," said the man, suddenly

dropping into Norwegian. "I am Gustav Olson,
I used to live in the same house with you once,

but that is long ago now."
Gustav Olson--to be sure, he was the porter's

son in the house, where his mother had once
during his childhood, taken a flat. He well

remembered having clandestinely traded jack-
knives and buttons with him, in spite of the

frequent warnings he had received to have nothing
to do with him; for Gustav, with his broad

freckled face and red hair, was looked upon by
the genteel inhabitants of the upper flats as

rather a disreputable character. He had once
whipped the son of a colonel who had been

impudent to him, and thrown a snow-ball at the
head of a new-fledged lieutenant, which offenses

he had duly expiated at a house of correction.
Since that time he had vanished from Halfdan's

horizon. He had still the same broad freckled
face, now covered with a lusty growth of coarse

red beard, the same rebellious head of hair,
which refused to yield to the subduing influences

of the comb, the same plebeian hands and feet,
and uncouth clumsiness of form. But his linen

was irreproachable, and a certain dash in his
manner, and the loud fashionableness of his

attire, gave unmistakable evidences of prosperity.
"Come, Bjerk," said he in a tone of good-

fellowship, which was not without its sting to the
idealistic republican, "you must take up a better

business than selling yesterday's `Tribune.'
That won't pay here, you know. Come along

to our office and I will see if something can't be
done for you."

"But I should be sorry to give you trouble,"
stammered Halfdan, whose native pride, even

in his present wretchedness, protested against
accepting a favor from one whom he had been

wont to regard as his inferior.
"Nonsense, my boy. Hurry up, I haven't

much time to spare. The office is only two
blocks from here. You don't look as if you

could afford to throw away a friendly offer."
The last words suddenly roused Halfdan from

his apathy; for he felt that they were true. A
drowning man cannot afford to make nice

distinctions--cannot afford to ask whether the
helping hand that is extended to him be that of

an equal or an inferior. So he swallowed his
humiliation and threaded his way through the

bewildering turmoil of Broadway, by the side
of his officious friend.

They entered a large, elegantly furnished
office, where clerks with sleek and severely

apathetic countenances stood scribbling at their desks.
"You will have to amuse yourself as best you

can," said Olson. "Mr. Van Kirk will be here
in twenty minutes. I haven't time to entertain you."

A dreary half hour passed. Then the door
opened and a tall, handsome man, with a full

grayish beard, and a commanding presence,
entered and took his seat at a desk in a smaller

adjoining office. He opened, with great dispatch,
a pile of letters which lay on the desk

before him, called out in a sharp, ringing tone
for a clerk, who promptly appeared, handed

him half-a-dozen letters, accompanying each
with a brief direction, took some clean paper

from a drawer and fell to writing. There was
something brisk, determined, and business-like

in his manner, which made it seem very hopeless
to Halfdan to appear before him as a petitioner.

Presently Olson entered the private office, closing
the door behind him, and a few minutes

later re-appeared and summoned Halfdan into
the chief's presence.

"You are a Norwegian, I hear," said the
merchant, looking around over his shoulder at

the supplicant, with a preoccupied air. "You
want work. What can you do?"

What can you do? A fatal question. But
here was clearly no opportunity for mental

debate. So, summoning all his courage, but
feeling nevertheless very faint, he answered:

"I have passed both examen artium and
philosophicum,[2] and got my laud clear in the former,

but in the latter haud on the first point."
[2] Examen artium is the entrance examination to the Norwegian

University, and philosophicum the first degree. The ranks given at
these are Laudabilis prae ceteris (in student's parlance, prae),

laudabilis or laud, haud illaudabilis, or haud, etc.
Mr. Van Kirk wheeled round on his chair and

faced the speaker:
"That is all Greek to me," he said, in a severe

tone. "Can you keep accounts?"
"No. I am afraid not."

Keeping accounts was not deemed a classical
accomplishment in Norway. It was only "trade-

rats" who troubled themselves about such gross
things, and if our Norseman had not been too

absorbed with the problem of his destiny, he
would have been justlyindignant at having

such a question put to him.
"Then you don't know book-keeping?"

"I think not. I never tried it."
"Then you may be sure you don't know it.

But you must certainly have tried your hand at
something. Is there nothing you can think of

which might help you to get a living?"
"I can play the piano--and--and the violin."

"Very well, then. You may come this afternoon
to my house. Mr. Olson will tell you the

address. I will give you a note to Mrs. Van
Kirk. Perhaps she will engage you as a music

teacher for the children. Good morning."
IV.

At half-past four o'clock in the afternoon,
Halfdan found himself standing in a large, dimly

lighted drawing-room, whose brilliant
upholstery, luxurious carpets, and fantastically

twisted furniture dazzled and bewildered his
senses. All was so strange, so strange; nowhere

a familiar object to give rest to the
wearied eye. Wherever he looked he saw his

shabbily attired figure repeated in the long
crystal mirrors, and he became uncomfortably

conscious of his threadbare coat, his uncouth
boots, and the general incongruity of his

appearance. With every moment his uneasiness
grew; and he was vaguelyconsidering the

propriety of a precipitateflight, when the rustle of
a dress at the farther end of the room startled

him, and a small, plump lady, of a daintily
exquisite form, swept up toward him, gave a

slight inclination of her head, and sank down
into an easy-chair:

"You are Mr. ----, the Norwegian, who
wishes to give music lessons?" she said, holding

a pair of gold-framed eyeglasses up to her eyes,
and running over the note which she held in her

hand. It read as follows:
DEAR MARTHA,--The bearer of this note is a young

Norwegian, I forgot to ascertain his name, a friend of
Olson's. He wishes to teach music. If you can help the

poor devil and give him something to do, you will oblige,
Yours, H. V. K.

Mrs. Van Kirk was evidently, by at least
twelve years, her husband's junior, and apparently

not very far advanced in the forties. Her
blonde hair, which was freshly crimped, fell

lightly over her smooth, narrow forehead; her
nose, mouth and chin had a neat distinctness of

outline; her complexion was either naturally or
artificially perfect, and her eyes, which were of

the purest blue, had, owing to their near-sightedness,
a certain pinched and scrutinizing look.

This look, which was without the slightest touch
of severity, indicating merely a lively degree of

interest, was further emphasized by three small
perpendicular wrinkles, which deepened and

again relaxed according to the varying intensity
of observation she bestowed upon the object

which for the time engaged her attention.
"Your name, if you please?" said Mrs. Van

Kirk, having for awhile measured her visitor
with a glance of mild scrutiny.

"Halfdan Bjerk."
"Half-dan B----, how do you spell that?"

"B-j-e-r-k."
"B-jerk. Well, but I mean, what is your

name in English?"
Halfdan looked blank, and blushed to his

ears.
"I wish to know," continued the lady

energetically, evidentlyanxious to help him out,
"what your name would mean in plain English.

Bjerk, it certainly must mean something."
"Bjerk is a tree--a birch-tree."

"Very well, Birch,--that is a very respectable
name. And your first name? What did

you say that was?
"H-a-l-f-d-a-n."

"Half Dan. Why not a whole Dan and be
done with it? Dan Birch, or rather Daniel

Birch. Indeed, that sounds quite Christian."
"As you please, madam," faltered the victim,;

looking very unhappy.
"You will pardon my straightforwardness,

won't you? B-jerk. I could never pronounce
that, you know."

"Whatever may be agreeable to you, madam,
will be sure to please me."



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