"Halfdan Bjerk."
"Halfdan Bjerk! My stars! Who would
have thought of meeting you here! You do not
recognize me, I suppose."
Halfdan declared with a timid tremor in his
voice that he could not at the moment recall
his features.
"No, I imagine I must have changed a good
deal since you saw me," said the man, suddenly
dropping into Norwegian. "I am Gustav Olson,
I used to live in the same house with you once,
but that is long ago now."
Gustav Olson--to be sure, he was the porter's
son in the house, where his mother had once
during his
childhood, taken a flat. He well
remembered having clandestinely traded jack-
knives and buttons with him, in spite of the
frequent warnings he had received to have nothing
to do with him; for Gustav, with his broad
freckled face and red hair, was looked upon by
the
genteel inhabitants of the upper flats as
rather a disreputable
character. He had once
whipped the son of a
colonel who had been
impudent to him, and thrown a snow-ball at the
head of a new-fledged
lieutenant, which offenses
he had duly expiated at a house of correction.
Since that time he had vanished from Halfdan's
horizon. He had still the same broad freckled
face, now covered with a lusty growth of coarse
red beard, the same
rebellious head of hair,
which refused to yield to the subduing influences
of the comb, the same
plebeian hands and feet,
and
uncouth clumsiness of form. But his linen
was irreproachable, and a certain dash in his
manner, and the loud fashionableness of his
attire, gave
unmistakable evidences of prosperity.
"Come, Bjerk," said he in a tone of good-
fellowship, which was not without its sting to the
idealistic
republican, "you must take up a better
business than selling yesterday's `Tribune.'
That won't pay here, you know. Come along
to our office and I will see if something can't be
done for you."
"But I should be sorry to give you trouble,"
stammered Halfdan, whose native pride, even
in his present wretchedness, protested against
accepting a favor from one whom he had been
wont to regard as his
inferior.
"Nonsense, my boy. Hurry up, I haven't
much time to spare. The office is only two
blocks from here. You don't look as if you
could afford to throw away a friendly offer."
The last words suddenly roused Halfdan from
his
apathy; for he felt that they were true. A
drowning man cannot afford to make nice
distinctions--cannot afford to ask whether the
helping hand that is
extended to him be that of
an equal or an
inferior. So he swallowed his
humiliation and threaded his way through the
bewildering
turmoil of Broadway, by the side
of his officious friend.
They entered a large, elegantly furnished
office, where clerks with sleek and severely
apathetic countenances stood scribbling at their desks.
"You will have to amuse yourself as best you
can," said Olson. "Mr. Van Kirk will be here
in twenty minutes. I haven't time to
entertain you."
A
dreary half hour passed. Then the door
opened and a tall, handsome man, with a full
grayish beard, and a commanding presence,
entered and took his seat at a desk in a smaller
adjoining office. He opened, with great dispatch,
a pile of letters which lay on the desk
before him, called out in a sharp, ringing tone
for a clerk, who
promptly appeared, handed
him half-a-dozen letters, accompanying each
with a brief direction, took some clean paper
from a
drawer and fell to
writing. There was
something brisk, determined, and business-like
in his manner, which made it seem very hopeless
to Halfdan to appear before him as a petitioner.
Presently Olson entered the private office, closing
the door behind him, and a few minutes
later re-appeared and summoned Halfdan into
the chief's presence.
"You are a Norwegian, I hear," said the
merchant, looking around over his shoulder at
the supplicant, with a
preoccupied air. "You
want work. What can you do?"
What can you do? A fatal question. But
here was clearly no opportunity for mental
debate. So, summoning all his courage, but
feeling
nevertheless very faint, he answered:
"I have passed both examen artium and
philosophicum,[2] and got my laud clear in the former,
but in the latter haud on the first point."
[2] Examen artium is the entrance
examination to the Norwegian
University, and philosophicum the first degree. The ranks given at
these are Laudabilis prae ceteris (in student's parlance, prae),
laudabilis or laud, haud illaudabilis, or haud, etc.
Mr. Van Kirk wheeled round on his chair and
faced the speaker:
"That is all Greek to me," he said, in a severe
tone. "Can you keep accounts?"
"No. I am afraid not."
Keeping accounts was not deemed a classical
accomplishment in Norway. It was only "trade-
rats" who troubled themselves about such gross
things, and if our Norseman had not been too
absorbed with the problem of his
destiny, he
would have been
justlyindignant at having
such a question put to him.
"Then you don't know book-keeping?"
"I think not. I never tried it."
"Then you may be sure you don't know it.
But you must certainly have tried your hand at
something. Is there nothing you can think of
which might help you to get a living?"
"I can play the piano--and--and the violin."
"Very well, then. You may come this afternoon
to my house. Mr. Olson will tell you the
address. I will give you a note to Mrs. Van
Kirk. Perhaps she will engage you as a music
teacher for the children. Good morning."
IV.
At half-past four o'clock in the afternoon,
Halfdan found himself
standing in a large, dimly
lighted drawing-room, whose brilliant
upholstery,
luxurious carpets, and fantastically
twisted furniture dazzled and bewildered his
senses. All was so strange, so strange; nowhere
a familiar object to give rest to the
wearied eye. Wherever he looked he saw his
shabbily attired figure
repeated in the long
crystal mirrors, and he became uncomfortably
conscious of his threadbare coat, his
uncouthboots, and the general incongruity of his
appearance. With every moment his uneasiness
grew; and he was
vaguelyconsidering the
propriety of a
precipitateflight, when the
rustle of
a dress at the farther end of the room startled
him, and a small, plump lady, of a daintily
exquisite form, swept up toward him, gave a
slight
inclination of her head, and sank down
into an easy-chair:
"You are Mr. ----, the Norwegian, who
wishes to give music lessons?" she said, holding
a pair of gold-framed eyeglasses up to her eyes,
and
running over the note which she held in her
hand. It read as follows:
DEAR MARTHA,--The
bearer of this note is a young
Norwegian, I forgot to
ascertain his name, a friend of
Olson's. He wishes to teach music. If you can help the
poor devil and give him something to do, you will oblige,
Yours, H. V. K.
Mrs. Van Kirk was
evidently, by at least
twelve years, her husband's
junior, and apparently
not very far
advanced in the forties. Her
blonde hair, which was
freshly crimped, fell
lightly over her smooth, narrow
forehead; her
nose, mouth and chin had a neat distinctness of
outline; her
complexion was either naturally or
artificially perfect, and her eyes, which were of
the purest blue, had, owing to their near-sightedness,
a certain pinched and scrutinizing look.
This look, which was without the slightest touch
of
severity, indicating merely a
lively degree of
interest, was further emphasized by three small
perpendicular wrinkles, which deepened and
again relaxed according to the varying intensity
of
observation she bestowed upon the object
which for the time engaged her attention.
"Your name, if you please?" said Mrs. Van
Kirk, having for
awhile measured her visitor
with a glance of mild scrutiny.
"Halfdan Bjerk."
"Half-dan B----, how do you spell that?"
"B-j-e-r-k."
"B-jerk. Well, but I mean, what is your
name in English?"
Halfdan looked blank, and blushed to his
ears.
"I wish to know," continued the lady
energetically,
evidentlyanxious to help him out,
"what your name would mean in plain English.
Bjerk, it certainly must mean something."
"Bjerk is a tree--a birch-tree."
"Very well, Birch,--that is a very respectable
name. And your first name? What did
you say that was?
"H-a-l-f-d-a-n."
"Half Dan. Why not a whole Dan and be
done with it? Dan Birch, or rather Daniel
Birch. Indeed, that sounds quite Christian."
"As you please, madam," faltered the victim,;
looking very unhappy.
"You will
pardon my straightforwardness,
won't you? B-jerk. I could never pronounce
that, you know."
"Whatever may be
agreeable to you, madam,
will be sure to please me."