TALES FROM TWO HEMISPHERES.
BY
HJALMAR HJORTH BOYSEN.
1877
CONTENTS
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THE MAN WHO LOST HIS NAME
THE STORY OF AN OUTCAST
A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING
A SCIENTIFIC VAGABOND
TRULS, THE NAMELESS
ASATHOR'S VENGEANCE
TALES FROM TWO HEMISPHERES.
THE MAN WHO LOST HIS NAME.
ON the second day of June, 186--, a
young Norseman, Halfdan Bjerk by
name, landed on the pier at Castle
Garden. He passed through the straight
and narrow gate where he was asked his name,
birthplace, and how much money he had,--at
which he grew very much frightened.
"And your destination?"--demanded the
gruff-looking functionary at the desk.
"America," said the youth, and touched his
hat politely.
"Do you think I have time for joking?"
roared the official, with an oath.
The Norseman ran his hand through his hair,
smiled his
timidly conciliatory smile, and tried
his best to look brave; but his hand trembled
and his heart thumped away at an alarmingly
quickened tempo.
"Put him down for Nebraska!" cried a stout
red-cheeked individual (inwrapped in the mingled
fumes of
tobacco and whisky) whose function
it was to open and shut the gate.
"There aint many as go to Nebraska."
"All right, Nebraska."
The gate swung open and the
pressure from
behind urged the timid traveler on, while an
extra push from the gate-keeper sent him flying
in the direction of a board fence, where he sat
down and tried to realize that he was now in
the land of liberty.
Halfdan Bjerk was a tall, slender-limbed youth
of very
delicate frame; he had a pair of
wonderfully candid, unreflecting blue eyes, a smooth,
clear, beardless face, and soft, wavy light hair,
which was pushed back from his
forehead without
parting. His mouth and chin were well
cut, but their lines were, perhaps, rather weak
for a man. When in
repose, the
ensemble of
his features was
exceedinglypleasing and somehow
reminded one of Correggio's St. John. He
had left his native land because he was an
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republican and was abstractly convinced
that man, generically and
individually, lives
more happily in a
republic than in a monarchy.
He had anticipated with keen pleasure the large,
freely breathing life he was to lead in a land
where every man was his neighbor's brother,
where no
senseless traditions kept a jealous
watch over obsolete systems and shrines, and
no chilling
prejudice blighted the spontaneous
blossoming of the soul.
Halfdan was an only child. His father, a
poor government official, had died during his
infancy, and his mother had given music lessons,
and kept boarders, in order to gain the means
to give her son what is called a
learned education.
In the Latin school Halfdan had enjoyed
the
reputation of being a bright youth, and at
the age of eighteen, he had entered the
university under the most
promising auspices. He
could make very fair verses, and play all
imaginable instruments with equal ease, which
made him a favorite in society. Moreover, he
possessed that very
old-fashioned accomplishment
of cutting silhouettes; and what was more,
he could draw the most charmingly fantastic
arabesques for
embroidery patterns, and he even
dabbled in
portrait and
landscape painting.
Whatever he turned his hand to, he did well,
in fact, astonishingly well for a dilettante, and
yet not well enough to claim the title of an
artist. Nor did it ever occur to him to make
such a claim. As one of his fellow-students
remarked in a fit of
jealousy, "Once when Nature
had made three geniuses, a poet, a musician,
and a
painter, she took all the remaining odds
and ends and shook them together at random
and the result was Halfdan Bjerk." This agreeable
melange of accomplishments, however,
proved very
attractive to the ladies, who invited
the possessor to
innumerable afternoon
tea-parties, where they drew heavy drafts on
his unflagging
patience, and kept him steadily
engaged with patterns and designs for
embroidery,
leather flowers, and other
dainty knickknacks.
And in return for all his exertions
they called him "sweet" and "beautiful," and
applied to him many other
enthusiastic adjectives
seldom heard in
connection with masculine
names. In the university, talents of this order
gained but slight
recognition, and when Halfdan
had for three years been preparing himself
in vain for the examen philosophicum, he found
himself slowly and imperceptibly drifting into
the ranks of the
so-called studiosi perpetui, who
preserve a
solemn silence at the examination
tables, fraternize with every new
generation of
freshmen, and at last become part of the fixed
furniture of their Alma Mater. In the larger
American colleges, such men are mercilessly
dropped or sent to a Divinity School; but the
European universities, whose tempers the centuries
have mellowed, harbor in their spacious
Gothic bosoms a tenderer heart for their
unfortunate sons. There the professors greet them
at the green tables with a good-humored smile
of
recognition; they are treated with gentle
forbearance, and are allowed to
linger on, until
they die or become tutors in the families of
remote clergymen, where they
invariably fall
in love with the handsomest daughter, and thus
lounge into a
modest prosperity.
If this had been the fate of our friend Bjerk,
we should have dismissed him here with a confident
"vale" on his life's
pilgrimage. But,
unfortunately, Bjerk was inclined to hold the
government in some way
responsible for his own
poor success as a student, and this, in
connectionwith an aesthetic
enthusiasm for ancient Greece,
gradually convinced him that the
republic was
the only form of government under which men
of his tastes and
temperament were apt to flourish.
It was, like everything that pertained to
him, a
cheerful,
genialconviction, without the
slightest tinge of
bitterness. The old institutions
were obsolete,
rotten to the core, he said,
and needed a
radical renovation. He could sit
for hours of an evening in the Students' Union,
and
discourse over a glass of mild toddy, on the
benefits of
universalsuffrage and trial by jury,
while the picturesqueness of his language, his
genial sarcasms, or
occasional witty allusions
would call forth uproarious
applause from
throngs of admiring freshmen. These were the
sunny days in Halfdan's
career, days long to be
remembered. They came to an
abrupt end
when old Mrs. Bjerk died, leaving nothing
behind her but her furniture and some trifling
debts. The son, who was not an eminently
practical man, underwent long hours of misery
in
trying to settle up her affairs, and finally in
a moment of
extreme dejection sold his entire
inheritance in a lump to a pawnbroker (reserving
for himself a few rings and trinkets) for the
modest sum of 250 dollars specie. He then
took
formal leave of the Students' Union in a
brilliant speech, in which he traced the parallelisms
between the lives of Pericles and Washington,--
in his opinion the two greatest men
the world had ever seen,--expounded his theory
of democratic government, and explained the
causes of the rapid rise of the American Republic.
The next morning he exchanged half of
his
worldly possessions for a ticket to New
York, and within a few days set sail for the
land of promise, in the far West.
II.
From Castle Garden, Halfdan made his way
up through Greenwich street, pursued by a
clamorous troop of confidence men and hotel
runners.
"Kommen Sie mit mir. Ich bin auch
Deutsch," cried one. "Voila, voila, je parle
Francais," shouted another, seizing hold of his
valise. "Jeg er Dansk. Tale Dansk,"[1] roared
a third, with an
accent which
seriously impeached
his truthfulness. In order to escape
from these importunate rascals, who were every
moment getting bolder, he threw himself into
the first street-car which happened to pass; he
sat down, gazed out of the windows and soon
became so
thoroughly absorbed in the animated
scenes which moved as in a panorama before his
eyes, that he quite forgot where he was going.
The
conductor called for fares, and received an
English
shilling, which, after some ineffectual
expostulation, he pocketed, but gave no change.
At last after about an hour's journey, the car
stopped, the
conductor called out "Central
Park," and Halfdan woke up with a start. He
dismounted with a timid,
deliberate step, stared
in dim
bewilderment at the long rows of palatial
residences, and a chill sense of loneliness
crept over him. The
hopeless strangeness of
everything he saw, instead of filling him with
rapture as he had once anticipated, Sent a cold
shiver to his heart. It is a very large affair,