The archdeacon took up his hat, and returned to his hotel,
thinking the matter over deeply. At any rate he would sound
Quiverful. A man with twelve children would do much to
double his
income.
CHAPTER XX
Farewell
On the morning after Mr Harding's return home he received
a note from the
bishop full of
affection, condolence,
and praise. 'Pray come to me at once,' wrote the
bishop,
'that we may see what had better be done; as to the hospital,
I will not say a word to dissuade you; but I don't like your
going to Crabtree: at any rate, come to me at once.'
Mr Harding did go to him at once; and long and confidential
was the
consultation between the two old friends. There
they sat together the whole long day, plotting to get the better
of the archdeacon, and to carry out little
schemes of their own,
which they knew would be opposed by the whole weight of
his authority.
The
bishop's first idea was, that Mr Harding, if left to himself,
would certainly
starve--not in the figurative sense in which
so many of our ladies and gentlemen do
starve on
incomes from
one to five hundred a year; not that he would be
starved as
regarded dress coats, port wine, and pocket-money; but that he
would
positivelyperish of inanition for want of bread.
'How is a man to live, when he gives up all his
income?'
said the
bishop to himself. And then the
good-natured little
man began to consider how his friend might be best rescued
from a death so
horrid and painful.
His first
proposition to Mr Harding was, that they should
live together at the palace. He, the
bishop,
positively assured
Mr Harding that he wanted another
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one who would dine and drink a glass of wine with him,
talk about the archdeacon, and poke the fire. The
bishop did
not
positively name all these duties, but he gave Mr Harding to
understand that such would be the nature of the service required.
It was not without much difficulty that Mr Harding made
his friend see that this would not suit him; that he could not
throw up the
bishop's preferment, and then come and hang
on at the
bishop's table; that he could not allow people to
say of him that it was an easy matter to
abandon his own
income, as he was able to
sponge on that of another person.
He succeeded, however, in explaining that the plan would not
do, and then the
bishop brought forward another which he
had in his
sleeve. He, the
bishop, had in his will left certain
moneys to Mr Harding's two daughters, imagining that Mr
Harding would himself want no such
assistance during his own
lifetime. This
legacyamounted to three thousand pounds
each, duty free; and he now pressed it as a gift on his friend.
'The girls, you know,' said he, 'will have it just the same
when you're gone--and they won't want it sooner--and as for
the interest during my
lifetime, it isn't worth talking about.
I have more than enough.'
With much difficulty and heartfelt sorrow, Mr Harding
refused also this offer. No; his wish was to support himself,
however poorly--not to be supported on the
charity of anyone.
It was hard to make the
bishop understand this; it was
hard to make him
comprehend that the only real favour he
could confer was the
continuation of his independent friendship;
but at last even this was done. At any rate, thought the
bishop, he will come and dine with me from time to time, and
if he be
absolutely starving I shall see it.
Touching the precentorship, the
bishop was clearly of
opinion that it could be held without the other situation--an
opinion from which no one differed; and it was
therefore soon
settled among all the parties
concerned, that Mr Harding
should still be the precentor of the cathedral.
On the day following Mr Harding's return, the archdeacon
reached Plumstead full of Mr Cummins's
scheme regarding
Puddingdale and Mr Quiverful. On the very next morning
he drove over to Puddingdale, and obtained the full consent of
the
wretchedclerical Priam, who was endeavouring to feed his
poor Hecuba and a dozen of Hectors on the small proceeds of his
ecclesiastical kingdom. Mr Quiverful had no doubts as to the
legal rights of the
warden; his
conscience would be quite clear
as to accepting the
income; and as to The Jupiter, he begged
to assure the archdeacon that he was quite
indifferent to any
emanations from the
profaneportion of the
periodical press.
Having so far succeeded, he next sounded the
bishop; but
here he was astonished by most
unexpectedresistance. The
bishop did not think it would do. 'Not do, why not?' and
seeing that his father was not
shaken, he
repeated the question
in a severer form: 'Why not do, my lord?'
His
lordship looked very
unhappy, and shuffled about in
his chair, but still didn't give way; he thought Puddingdale
wouldn't do for Mr Harding; it was too far from Barchester.
'Oh! of course he'll have a curate.'
The
bishop also thought that Mr Quiverful wouldn't do for
the hospital; such an exchange wouldn't look well at such a
time; and, when pressed harder, he declared he didn't think
Mr Harding would accept of Puddingdale under any circumstances.
'How is he to live?' demanded the archdeacon.
The
bishop, with tears in his eyes, declared that he had not
the slightest
conception how life was to be sustained within
him at all.
The archdeacon then left his father, and went down to the
hospital; but Mr Harding wouldn't listen at all to the Puddingdale
scheme. To his eyes it had no
attraction; it
savoured of simony,
and was likely to bring down upon him harder and more deserved
strictures than any he had yet received: he
positively declined to
become vicar of Puddingdale under any circumstances.
The archdeacon waxed wroth, talked big, and looked
bigger; he said something about
dependence and beggary,
spoke of the duty every man was under to earn his bread,
made passing allusions to the follies of youth and waywardness
of age, as though Mr Harding were afflicted by both, and
ended by declaring that he had done. He felt that he had left
no stone unturned to arrange matters on the best and easiest
footing; that he had, in fact, so arranged them, that he had so
managed that there was no further need of any
anxiety in the
matter. And how had he been paid? His advice had been
systematically rejected; he had been not only slighted, but
distrusted and avoided; he and his measures had been utterly
thrown over, as had been Sir Abraham, who, he had reason to
know, was much pained at what had occurred. He now found
it was
useless to
interfere any further, and he should
retire. If
any further
assistance were required from him, he would probably
be called on, and should be again happy to come forward.
And so he left the hospital, and has not since entered it from
that day to this.
And here we must take leave of Archdeacon Grantly. We
fear that he is represented in these pages as being worse than
he is; but we have had to do with his foibles, and not with his
virtues. We have seen only the weak side of the man, and
have lacked the opportunity of bringing him forward on his
strong ground. That he is a man somewhat too fond of his
own way, and not
sufficiently scrupulous in his manner of
achieving it, his best friends cannot deny. That he is bigoted
in favour, not so much of his doctrines as of his cloth, is also
true: and it is true that the possession of a large
income is a
desire that sits near his heart. Nevertheless, the archdeacon is
a gentleman and a man of
conscience; he spends his money
liberally, and does the work he has to do with the best of his