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costard when I have goot opportunities for the ork. Pless

my soul! [Sings]
To shallow rivers, to whose falls

Melodious birds sings madrigals;
There will we make our peds of roses,

And a thousand fragrant posies.
To shallow-

Mercy on me! I have a great dispositions to cry. [Sings]
Melodious birds sing madrigals-

Whenas I sat in Pabylon-
And a thousand vagram posies.

To shallow, etc.
Re-enter SIMPLE

SIMPLE. Yonder he is, coming this way, Sir Hugh.
EVANS. He's welcome. [Sings]

To shallow rivers, to whose falls-
Heaven prosper the right! What weapons is he?

SIMPLE. No weapons, sir. There comes my master, Master
Shallow, and another gentleman, from Frogmore, over the

stile, this way.
EVANS. Pray you give me my gown; or else keep it in your

arms. [Takes out a book]
Enter PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER

SHALLOW. How now, Master Parson! Good morrow, good
Sir Hugh. Keep a gamester from the dice, and a good student

from his book, and it is wonderful.
SLENDER. [Aside] Ah, sweet Anne Page!

PAGE. Save you, good Sir Hugh!
EVANS. Pless you from his mercy sake, all of you!

SHALLOW. What, the sword and the word! Do you study
them both, Master Parson?

PAGE. And youthful still, in your doublet and hose, this raw
rheumatic day!

EVANS. There is reasons and causes for it.
PAGE. We are come to you to do a good office, Master

Parson.
EVANS. Fery well; what is it?

PAGE. Yonder is a most reverend gentleman, who, belike having
received wrong by some person, is at most odds with

his own gravity and patience that ever you saw.
SHALLOW. I have lived fourscore years and upward; I never

heard a man of his place, gravity, and learning, so wide of
his own respect.

EVANS. What is he?
PAGE. I think you know him: Master Doctor Caius, the

renowned French physician.
EVANS. Got's will and his passion of my heart! I had as lief

you would tell me of a mess of porridge.
PAGE. Why?

EVANS. He has no more knowledge in Hibocrates and
Galen, and he is a knave besides-a cowardly" target="_blank" title="a.&ad.胆小的(地)">cowardly knave as you

would desires to be acquainted withal.
PAGE. I warrant you, he's the man should fight with him.

SLENDER. [Aside] O sweet Anne Page!
SHALLOW. It appears so, by his weapons. Keep them asunder;

here comes Doctor Caius.
Enter HOST, CAIUS, and RUGBY

PAGE. Nay, good Master Parson, keep in your weapon.
SHALLOW. So do you, good Master Doctor.

HOST. Disarm them, and let them question; let them keep
their limbs whole and hack our English.

CAIUS. I pray you, let-a me speak a word with your ear.
Verefore will you not meet-a me?

EVANS. [Aside to CAIUS] Pray you use your patience; in
good time.

CAIUS. By gar, you are de coward, de Jack dog, John ape.
EVANS. [Aside to CAIUS] Pray you, let us not be

laughing-stocks to other men's humours; I desire you in
friendship, and I will one way or other make you amends.

[Aloud] I will knog your urinals about your knave's cogscomb
for missing your meetings and appointments.

CAIUS. Diable! Jack Rugby-mine Host de Jarteer-have I
not stay for him to kill him? Have I not, at de place I did

appoint?
EVANS. As I am a Christians soul, now, look you, this is the

place appointed. I'll be judgment by mine host of the
Garter.

HOST. Peace, I say, Gallia and Gaul, French and Welsh,
soul-curer and body-curer.

CAIUS. Ay, dat is very good! excellent!
HOST. Peace, I say. Hear mine host of the Garter. Am I

politic? am I subtle? am I a Machiavel? Shall I lose my
doctor? No; he gives me the potions and the motions. Shall I

lose my parson, my priest, my Sir Hugh? No; he gives me
the proverbs and the noverbs. Give me thy hand, terrestrial;

so. Give me thy hand, celestial; so. Boys of art, I have
deceiv'd you both; I have directed you to wrong places;

your hearts are mighty, your skins are whole, and let burnt
sack be the issue. Come, lay their swords to pawn. Follow

me, lads of peace; follow, follow, follow.
SHALLOW. Trust me, a mad host. Follow, gentlemen, follow.

SLENDER. [Aside] O sweet Anne Page!
Exeunt all but CAIUS and EVANS

CAIUS. Ha, do I perceive dat? Have you make-a de sot of us,
ha, ha?

EVANS. This is well; he has made us his vlouting-stog. I
desire you that we may be friends; and let us knog our prains

together to be revenge on this same scall, scurvy, cogging
companion, the host of the Garter.

CAIUS. By gar, with all my heart. He promise to bring me
where is Anne Page; by gar, he deceive me too.

EVANS. Well, I will smite his noddles. Pray you follow.
Exeunt

SCENE 2.
The street in Windsor

Enter MISTRESS PAGE and ROBIN
MRS. PAGE. Nay, keep your way, little gallant; you were

wont to be a follower, but now you are a leader. Whether
had you rather lead mine eyes, or eye your master's heels?

ROBIN. I had rather, forsooth, go before you like a man than
follow him like a dwarf.

MRS. PAGE. O, you are a flattering boy; now I see you'll be a
courtier.

Enter FORD
FORD. Well met, Mistress Page. Whither go you?

MRS. PAGE. Truly, sir, to see your wife. Is she at home?
FORD. Ay; and as idle as she may hang together, for want of

company. I think, if your husbands were dead, you two
would marry.

MRS. PAGE. Be sure of that-two other husbands.
FORD. Where had you this pretty weathercock?

MRS. PAGE. I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my
husband had him of. What do you call your knight's

name, sirrah?
ROBIN. Sir John Falstaff.

FORD. Sir John Falstaff!
MRS. PAGE. He, he; I can never hit on's name. There is such

a league between my good man and he! Is your wife at
home indeed?

FORD. Indeed she is.
MRS. PAGE. By your leave, sir. I am sick till I see her.

Exeunt MRS. PAGE and ROBIN
FORD. Has Page any brains? Hath he any eyes? Hath he any

thinking? Sure, they sleep; he hath no use of them. Why,
this boy will carry a letter twenty mile as easy as a cannon

will shoot pointblank twelve score. He pieces out his wife's
inclination; he gives her folly motion and advantage; and

now she's going to my wife, and Falstaff's boy with her. A
man may hear this show'r sing in the wind. And Falstaff's

boy with her! Good plots! They are laid; and our revolted
wives share damnation together. Well; I will take him,

then torture my wife, pluck the borrowed veil of modesty
from the so seeming Mistress Page, divulge Page himself

for a secure and wilful Actaeon; and to these violent proceedings
all my neighbours shall cry aim. [Clock strikes]

The clock gives me my cue, and my assurance bids me
search; there I shall find Falstaff. I shall be rather prais'd

for this than mock'd; for it is as positive as the earth is firm
that Falstaff is there. I will go.

Enter PAGE, SHALLOW, SLENDER, HOST, SIR HUGH EVANS,
CAIUS, and RUGBY

SHALLOW, PAGE, &C. Well met, Master Ford.
FORD. Trust me, a good knot; I have good cheer at home,

and I pray you all go with me.
SHALLOW. I must excuse myself, Master Ford.

SLENDER. And so must I, sir; we have appointed to dine with
Mistress Anne, and I would not break with her for more

money than I'll speak of.
SHALLOW. We have linger'd about a match between Anne

Page and my cousin Slender, and this day we shall have
our answer.

SLENDER. I hope I have your good will, father Page.
PAGE. You have, Master Slender; I stand wholly for you. But

my wife, Master Doctor, is for you altogether.
CAIUS. Ay, be-gar; and de maid is love-a me; my nursh-a

Quickly tell me so mush.
HOST. What say you to young Master Fenton? He capers,

he dances, he has eyes of youth, he writes verses, he speaks
holiday, he smells April and May; he will carry 't, he will

carry 't; 'tis in his buttons; he will carry 't.
PAGE. Not by my consent, I promise you. The gentleman is

of no having: he kept company with the wild Prince and
Poins; he is of too high a region, he knows too much. No,

he shall not knit a knot in his fortunes with the finger of
my substance; if he take her, let him take her simply; the

wealth I have waits on my consent, and my consent goes
not that way.

FORD. I beseech you, heartily, some of you go home with me
to dinner: besides your cheer, you shall have sport; I will

show you a monster. Master Doctor, you shall go; so shall
you, Master Page; and you, Sir Hugh.

SHALLOW. Well, fare you well; we shall have the freer
wooing at Master Page's. Exeunt SHALLOW and SLENDER

CAIUS. Go home, John Rugby; I come anon. Exit RUGBY
HOST. Farewell, my hearts; I will to my honest knight

Falstaff, and drink canary with him. Exit HOST
FORD. [Aside] I think I shall drink in pipe-wine first with

him. I'll make him dance. Will you go, gentles?
ALL. Have with you to see this monster. Exeunt

SCENE 3.
FORD'S house

Enter MISTRESS FORD and MISTRESS PAGE
MRS. FORD. What, John! what, Robert!

MRS. PAGE. Quickly, quickly! Is the buck-basket-
MRS. FORD. I warrant. What, Robin, I say!

Enter SERVANTS with a basket
MRS. PAGE. Come, come, come.

MRS. FORD. Here, set it down.
MRS. PAGE. Give your men the charge; we must be brief.

MRS. FORD. Marry, as I told you before, John and Robert, be
ready here hard by in the brew-house; and when I suddenly



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