they walked in single file; the friar singing and pioneering in the van,
the horse plunging and floundering behind the friar, the lady following
"in
maidenmeditation fancy free," and the
knight bringing up the rear,
much marvelling at the strange company into which his stars had thrown him.
Their path had expanded
sufficiently to allow the
knight to take Marian's
hand again, when they arrived in the
august presence of Robin Hood
and his court.
Robin's table was spread under a high overarching
canopy of living boughs,
on the edge of a natural lawn of verdure starred with flowers,
through which a swift
transparentrivulet ran sparkling in the sun.
The board was covered with
abundance of choice food and excellent liquor,
not without the comeliness of snow-white linen and the splendour
of
costly plate, which the
sheriff of Nottingham had unwillingly
contributed to supply, at the same time with an excellent cook,
whom Little John's art had spirited away to the forest with the
contentsof his master's silver scullery.
An hundred
foresters were here assembled over-ready for their dinner,
some seated at the table and some lying in groups under the trees.
Robin bade
courteouswelcome to the
knight, who took his seat between
Robin and Marian at the festal board; at which was already placed
one strange guest in the person of a portly monk, sitting between
Little John and Scarlet, with, his rotund physiognomy elongated
into an
unnatural oval by the conjoint influence of sorrow and fear:
sorrow for the
departedcontents of his travelling treasury, a good-looking
valise which was
hanging empty on a bough; and fear for his personal safety,
of which all the flasks and pasties before him could not give him assurance.
The appearance of the
knight, however, cheered him up with a semblance
of
protection, and gave him just sufficient courage to
demolish a cygnet
and a rumble-pie, which he diluted with the
contents of two flasks
of
canary sack.
But wine, which sometimes creates and often increases joy, doth also,
upon occasion,
heighten sorrow: and so it fared now with our portly monk,
who had no sooner explained away his
portion of provender, than he began
to weep and
bewail himself bitterly.
"Why dost thou weep, man?" said Robin Hood. "Thou hast done
thine
embassyjustly, and shalt have thy Lady's grace."
"Alack! alack!" said the monk: "no
embassy had I, luckless sinner,
as well thou wottest, but to take to my abbey in safety the treasure
whereof thou hast despoiled me."
"Propound me his case," said Friar Tuck, "and I will give
him
ghostly counsel."
"You well remember," said Robin Hood, "the
sorrowfulknight who dined
with us here twelve months and a day gone by."
"Well do I," said Friar Tuck. "His lands were in jeopardy with a
certain abbot, who would allow him no longer day for their redemption.
Whereupon you lent to him the four hundred pounds which he needed,
and which he was to repay this day, though he had no better
securityto give than our Lady the Virgin."
"I never desired better," said Robin, "for she never yet failed
to send me my pay; and here is one of her own flock, this
faithful and
well-favoured monk of St. Mary's, hath brought it me duly,
principal and
interest to a penny, as Little John can
testify, who told it forth.
To be sure, he denied having it, but that was to prove our faith.
We sought and found it."
"I know nothing of your
knight," said the monk: "and the money was our own,
as the Virgin shall bless me."
"She shall bless thee," said Friar Tuck, "for a
faithfulmessenger."
The monk resumed his wailing. Little John brought him his horse.
Robin gave him leave to depart. He
sprang with
singular nimbleness
into the
saddle, and vanished without
saying, God give you good day.
The stranger
knight laughed
heartily as the monk rode off.
"They say, sir
knight," said Friar Tuck, "they should laugh who win:
but thou laughest who art likely to lose."
"I have won," said the
knight, "a good dinner, some mirth,
and some knowledge: and I cannot lose by paying for them."
"Bravely said," answered Robin. "Still it becomes thee to pay:
for it is not meet that a poor
forester should treat a rich
knight.
How much money hast thou with thee?"
"Troth, I know not," said the
knight. "Sometimes much, sometimes little,
sometimes none. But search, and what thou findest, keep:
and for the sake of thy kind heart and open hand, be it what it may,
I shall wish it were more."
"Then, since thou sayest so," said Robin, "not a penny will I touch.
Many a false churl comes
hither, and disburses against his will:
and till there is lack of these, I prey not on true men."
"Thou art thyself a true man, right well I judge, Robin,"
said the stranger
knight, "and seemest more like one bred
in court than to thy present
outlaw life."
"Our life," said the friar, "is a craft, an art, and a mystery.
How much of it, think you, could be
learned at court?"
"Indeed, I cannot say," said the stranger
knight:
"but I should
apprehend very little."
"And so should I," said the friar: "for we should find very little of our
bold open practice, but should hear
abundance of praise of our principles.
To live in
seemingfellowship and secret
rivalry; to have a hand for all,
and a heart for none; to be everybody's
acquaintance, and nobody's friend;
to
meditate the ruin of all on whom we smile, and to dread the secret
stratagems of all who smile on us; to pilfer honours and despoil
fortunes, not by fighting in
daylight, but by sapping in darkness:
these are arts which the court can teach, but which we, by 'r Lady,
have not
learned. But let your court-minstrel tune up his throat
to the praise of your court-hero, then come our principles into play:
then is our practice extolled not by the same name, for their Richard
is a hero, and our Robin is a thief: marry, your hero guts an exchequer,
while your thief disembowels a portmanteau, your hero sacks a city,
while your thief sacks a
cellar: your hero marauds on a larger scale,
and that is all the difference, for the principle and the
virtue are one:
but two of a trade cannot agree:
therefore your hero makes laws to get
rid of your thief, and gives him an ill name that he may hang him:
for might is right, and the strong make laws for the weak, and they
that make laws to serve their own turn do also make morals to give
colour to their laws."
"Your
comparison, friar," said the stranger, "fails in this:
that your thief fights for profit, and your hero for honour.
I have fought under the banners of Richard, and if, as you
phrase it,
he guts exchequers, and sacks cities, it is not to win treasure
for himself, but to furnish forth the means of his greater
and more
glorious aim."
"Misconceive me not, sir
knight," said the friar. "We all love
and honour King Richard, and here is a deep
draught to his health:
but I would show you, that we
foresters are miscalled by opprobrious names,
and that our
virtues, though they follow at
humble distance, are yet
truly akin to those of Coeur-de-Lion. I say not that Richard is a thief,
but I say that Robin is a hero: and for honour, did ever yet man,
miscalled thief, win greater honour than Robin? Do not all men grace
him with some
honourable epithet? The most gentle thief, the most
courteous thief, the most bountiful thief, yea, and the most honest thief?
Richard is
courteous, bountiful, honest, and
valiant: but so also
is Robin: it is the false word that makes the
unjust distinction.
They are twin-spirits, and should be friends, but that fortune hath
differently cast their lot: but their names shall
descend together
to the latest days, as the flower of their age and of England:
for in the pure principles of freebootery have they excelled all men;
and to the principles of freebootery, diversely developed, belong all
the qualities to which song and story
concede renown."
"And you may add, friar," said Marian, "that Robin, no less than Richard,
is king in his own
dominion; and that if his subjects be fewer, yet are they
more
uniformly loyal."
"I would, fair lady," said the stranger, "that thy latter
observation were not
so true. But I nothing doubt, Robin, that if Richard could hear your friar,
and see you and your lady, as I now do, there is not a man in England whom
he would take by the hand more
cordially than yourself."
"Gramercy, sir
knight," said Robin---- But his speech was cut
short by Little John
calling, "Hark!"