and short life. Your life was saved by canary."
"Indeed,
reverend father," said Sir Ralph, "if the young
lady be half what you describe, she must be a paragon:
but your commending her for
valour does somewhat amaze me."
"She can fence," said the little friar, "and draw the long bow,
and play at singlestick and quarter-staff."
"Yet mark you," said brother Michael, "not like a virago or a hoyden,
or one that would crack a serving-man's head for spilling gravy on her ruff,
but with such womanly grace and
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temperate self-command as if those manly
exercises belonged to her only, and were become for her sake feminine."
"You incite me," said Sir Ralph, "to view her more nearly.
That madcap earl found me other
employment than to remark her
in the chapel."
"The earl is a
worthy peer," said brother Michael; "he is worth
any fourteen earls on this side Trent, and any seven on the other."
(The reader will please to remember that Rubygill Abbey was
north of Trent.)
"His mettle will be tried," said Sir Ralph. "There is many a courtier
will swear to King Henry to bring him in dead or alive."
"They must look to the
brambles then," said brother Michael.
"The
bramble, the
bramble, the bonny forest
bramble,
Doth make a jest
Of
silken vest,
That will through
greenwood scramble:
The
bramble, the
bramble, the bonny forest
bramble."
"Plague on your lungs, son Michael," said the abbot; "this is your old coil:
always roaring in your cups."
"I know what I say," said brother Michael; "there is often more sense
in an old song than in a new homily.
The courtly pad doth amble,
When his gay lord would ramble:
But both may catch
An
awkward scratch,
If they ride among the
bramble:
The
bramble, the
bramble, the bonny forest
bramble."
"Tall friar," said Sir Ralph, "either you shoot the shafts of your merriment
at
random, or you know more of the earl's designs than beseems your frock."
"Let my frock," said brother Michael, "answer for its own sins.
It is worn past covering mine. It is too weak for a shield,
too
transparent for a
screen, too thin for a shelter,
too light for
gravity, and too threadbare for a jest.
The wearer would be
naught indeed who should misbeseem such
a
wedding garment.
But
wherefore does the sheep wear wool?
That he in season sheared may be,
And the
shepherd be warm though his flock be cool:
So I'll have a new cloak about me."
CHAPTER II
Vray moyne si oncques en feut depuis que le monde moynant moyna
de moynerie.--RABELAIS.
The Earl of Huntingdon, living in the
vicinity of a royal forest,
and
passionately attached to the chase from his infancy,
had long made as free with the king's deer as Lord Percy
proposed to do with those of Lord Douglas in the memorable
hunting of Cheviot. It is
sufficiently well known how severe
were the forest-laws in those days, and with what jealousy
the kings of England maintained this branch of their prerogative;
but menaces and remonstrances were thrown away on the earl,
who declared that he would not thank Saint Peter for admission
into Paradise, if he were obliged to leave his bow and hounds
at the gate. King Henry (the Second) swore by Saint Botolph
to make him rue his sport, and, having caused him to be duly
and
formally accused, summoned him to London to answer the charge.
The earl, deeming himself safer among his own vassals than
among king Henry's courtiers, took no notice of the mandate.
King Henry sent a force to bring him, vi et armis, to court.
The earl made a
resoluteresistance, and put the king's force
to
flight under a
shower of arrows: an act which the courtiers
declared to be
treason. At the same time, the abbot of Doncaster
sued up the
payment of certain moneys, which the earl,
whose
revenue ran a losing race with his hospitality,
had borrowed at
sundry times of the said abbot: for the abbots
and the bishops were the chief usurers of those days, and,
as the end sanctifies the means, were not in the least scrupulous
of employing what would have been extortion in the profane,
to accomplish the pious purpose of bringing a
blessing on the land
by rescuing it from the frail hold of carnal and temporal
into the firmer grasp of
ghostly and
spiritual possessors.
But the earl,
confident in the number and
attachment of
his retainers, stoutly refused either to repay the money,
which he could not, or to yield the forfeiture, which he would not:
a
refusal which in those days was an act of outlawry in a gentleman,
as it is now of
bankruptcy in a base
mechanic; the gentleman
having in our wiser times a more
liberalprivilege of gentility,
which enables him to keep his land and laugh at his creditor.
Thus the
mutual resentments and interests of the king and the abbot
concurred to subject the earl to the penalties of outlawry,
by which the abbot would gain his due upon the lands
of Locksley, and the rest would be
confiscate to the king.
Still the king did not think it
advisable to
assail the earl
in his own strong-hold, but caused a
diligent watch
to be kept over his motions, till at length his rumoured
marriage with the heiress of Arlingford seemed to point
out an easy method of laying
violent hands on the offender.
Sir Ralph Montfaucon, a young man of good lineage and of an
aspiring
temper, who
readily seized the first opportunity
that offered of recommending himself to King Henry's favour
by manifesting his zeal in his service,
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undertook the charge:
and how he succeeded we have seen.
Sir Ralph's
curiosity was
strongly excited by the friar's description
of the young lady of Arlingford; and he prepared in the morning
to visit the castle, under the very plausible pretext of giving
the baron an
explanation of his
intervention at the nuptials.
Brother Michael and the little fat friar proposed to be his guides.
The proposal was
courteously accepted, and they set out together,
leaving Sir Ralph's followers at the abbey. The
knight was mounted
on a spirited
charger; brother Michael on a large heavy-trotting horse;
and the little fat friar on a plump soft-paced galloway,
so
correspondent with himself in size, rotundity, and sleekness,
that if they had been amalgamated into a centaur, there would
have been nothing to alter in their proportions.
"Do you know," said the little friar, as they wound along the banks
of the
stream, "the reason why lake-trout is better than river-trout,
and shyer withal?"
"I was not aware of the fact," said Sir Ralph.
"A most heterodox remark," said brother Michael: "know you not,
that in all nice matters you should take the
implication for absolute,
and, without looking into the FACT WHETHER, seek only the reason why?
But the fact is so, on the word of a friar; which what
layman will venture
to gainsay who prefers a down bed to a gridiron?"
"The fact being so," said the
knight, "I am still at a loss for the reason;
nor would I
undertake to opine in a matter of that
magnitude: since, in all
that appertains to the good things either of this world or the next,
my
reverendspiritual guides are kind enough to take the trouble of thinking
off my hands."
"Spoken," said brother Michael, "with a sound Catholic conscience.
My little brother here is most
profound in the matter of trout.
He has marked,
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inwardly digested the subject, twice a
week at least for five-and-thirty years. I yield to him in this.
My strong points are
venison and canary."
"The good qualities of a trout," said the little friar,
"are
firmness and redness: the redness, indeed, being the visible
sign of all other virtues."
"Whence," said brother Michael, "we choose our abbot by his nose: