I paid him as good or better on the return;
whereupon he stepped a
little back and took off his hat to me decorously.
"Enough plows I think," says he. "I will be the offended shentleman,
for who effer heard of such suffeeciency as tell a shentlemans that is
the king's officer he cannae speak Cot's English? We have swords at
our hurdles, and here is the King's Park at hand. Will ye walk first,
or let me show ye the way?"
I returned his bow, told him to go first, and followed him. As he went
I heard him
grumble to himself about COT'S ENGLISH and the KING'S COAT,
so that I might have
supposed him to be
seriously offended. But his
manner at the
beginning of our
interview was there to belie him. It
was
manifest he had come prepared to
fasten a quarrel on me, right or
wrong;
manifest that I was taken in a fresh
contrivance of my enemies;
and to me (conscious as I was of my deficiencies)
manifest enough that
I should be the one to fall in our encounter.
As we came into that rough rocky desert of the King's Park I was
tempted half-a-dozen times to take to my heels and run for it, so loath
was I to show my
ignorance in
fencing, and so much
averse to die or
even to be wounded. But I considered if their
malice went as far as
this, it would likely stick at nothing; and that to fall by the sword,
however ungracefully, was still an
improvement on the
gallows. I
considered besides that by the
unguarded pertness of my words and the
quickness of my blow I had put myself quite out of court; and that even
if I ran, my
adversary would probably
pursue and catch me, which would
add
disgrace to my
misfortune. So that,
taking all in all, I continued
marching behind him, much as a man follows the hangman, and certainly
with no more hope.
We went about the end of the long craigs, and came into the Hunter's
Bog. Here, on a piece of fair turf, my
adversary drew. There was
nobody there to see us but some birds; and no
resource for me but to
follow his example, and stand on guard with the best face I could
display. It seems it was not good enough for Mr. Dancansby, who spied
some flaw in my
manoeuvres, paused, looked upon me
sharply, and came
off and on, and menaced me with his blade in the air. As I had seen no
such proceedings from Alan, and was besides a good deal
affected with
the proximity of death, I grew quite bewildered, stood
helpless, and
could have longed to run away.
"Fat deil ails her?" cries the
lieutenant.
And suddenly engaging, he twitched the sword out of my grasp and sent
it flying far among the rushes.
Twice was this
manoeuvrerepeated; and the third time when I brought
back my humiliated
weapon, I found he had returned his own to the
scabbard, and stood awaiting me with a face of some anger, and his
hands clasped under his skirt.
"Pe tamned if I touch you!" he cried, and asked me
bitterly what right
I had to stand up before "shentlemans" when I did not know the back of
a sword from the front of it.
I answered that was the fault of my upbringing; and would he do me the
justice to say I had given him all the
satisfaction it was
unfortunately in my power to offer, and had stood up like a man?
"And that is the truth," said he. "I am fery prave myself, and pold as
a lions. But to stand up there - and you ken naething of fence! - the
way that you did, I declare it was peyond me. And I am sorry for the
plow; though I declare I pelief your own was the elder brother, and my
heid still sings with it. And I declare if I had kent what way it
wass, I would not put a hand to such a piece of pusiness."
"That is handsomely said," I replied, "and I am sure you will not stand
up a second time to be the actor for my private enemies."
"Indeed, no, Palfour," said he; "and I think I was used
extremelysuffeeciently myself to be set up to fecht with an auld wife, or all
the same as a bairn whateffer! And I will tell the Master so, and
fecht him, by Cot, himself!"
"And if you knew the nature of Mr. Simon's quarrel with me," said I,
"you would be yet the more affronted to be mingled up with such
affairs."
He swore he could well believe it; that all the Lovats were made of the
same meal and the devil was the
miller that ground that; then suddenly
shaking me by the hand, he vowed I was a pretty enough fellow after
all, that it was a thousand pities I had been neglected, and that if he
could find the time, he would give an eye himself to have me educated.
"You can do me a better service than even what you propose," said I;
and when he had asked its nature - "Come with me to the house of one of
my enemies, and
testify how I have carried myself this day," I told
him. "That will be the true service. For though he has sent me a
gallant
adversary for the first, the thought in Mr. Simon's mind is
merely murder. There will be a second and then a third; and by what
you have seen of my cleverness with the cold steel, you can judge for
yourself what is like to be the upshot."
"And I would not like it myself, if I was no more of a man than what
you wass!" he cried. "But I will do you right, Palfour. Lead on!"
If I had walked slowly on the way into that
accursed park my heels were
light enough on the way out. They kept time to a very good old air,
that is as ancient as the Bible, and the words of it are: "SURELY THE
BITTERNESS OF DEATH IS PASSED." I mind that I was
extremely thirsty,
and had a drink at Saint Margaret's well on the road down, and the
sweetness of that water passed
belief. We went through the sanctuary,
up the Canongate, in by the Netherbow, and straight to Prestongrange's
door, talking as we came and arranging the details of our affair. The
footman owned his master was at home, but declared him engaged with
other gentlemen on very private business, and his door forbidden.
"My business is but for three minutes, and it cannot wait," said I.
"You may say it is by no means private, and I shall be even glad to
have some witnesses."
As the man
departed unwillingly enough upon this
errand, we made so
bold as to follow him to the ante-chamber,
whence I could hear for a
while the murmuring of several voices in the room within. The truth
is, they were three at the one table - Prestongrange, Simon Fraser, and
Mr. Erskine, Sheriff of Perth; and as they were met in
consultation on
the very business of the Appin murder, they were a little disturbed at
my appearance, but
decided to receive me.
"Well, well, Mr. Balfour, and what brings you here again? and who is
this you bring with you?" says Prestongrange.
As for Fraser, he looked before him on the table.
"He is here to bear a little
testimony in my favour, my lord, which I
think it very needful you should hear," said I, and turned to
Duncansby.
"I have only to say this," said the
lieutenant, "that I stood up this
day with Palfour in the Hunter's Pog, which I am now fery sorry for,
and he behaved himself as pretty as a shentlemans could ask it. And I
have creat respects for Palfour," he added.
"I thank you for your honest expressions," said I.
Whereupon Duncansby made his bow to the company, and left the chamber,
as we had agreed upon before.
"What have I to do with this?" says Prestongrange.
"I will tell your
lordship in two words," said I. "I have brought this
gentleman, a King's officer, to do me so much justice. Now I think my
character in covered, and until a certain date, which your
lordship can
very well supply, it will be quite in vain to
despatch against me any
more officers. I will not consent to fight my way through the garrison
of the castle."
The veins swelled on Prestongrange's brow, and he regarded me with
fury.
"I think the devil uncoupled this dog of a lad between my legs!" he
cried; and then, turning
fiercely on his neighbour, "This is some of
your work, Simon," he said. "I spy your hand in the business, and, let
me tell you, I
resent it. It is disloyal, when we are agreed upon one
expedient, to follow another in the dark. You are disloyal to me.