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have a little picnic down by the river!"

Bruno jumped, and clapped his hands. "That are nice!" he cried.
"Aren't it, Sylvie?"

Sylvie, who hadn't quite lost her surprised look, put up her mouth for
a kiss. "Thank you very much," she said earnestly.

My Lady turned her head away to conceal the broad grin of triumph that
spread over her vast face, like a ripple on a lake. "Little simpletons!"

she muttered to herself, as she marched up to the house.
I followed her in.

"Quite so, your Excellency," the Baron was saying as we entered the
Library. "All the infantry were under my command." He turned, and was

duly presented to my Lady.
"A military hero?" said my Lady. The fat little man simpered.

"Well, yes," he replied, modestly casting down his eyes.
"My ancestors were all famous for military genius."

My Lady smiled graciously. "It often runs in families," she remarked:
"just as a love for pastry does."

The Baron looked slightly offended, and the Vice-Warden discreetly
changed the subject. "Dinner will soon be ready," he said. "May I have

the honour of conducting your Adiposity to the guest-chamber?"
"Certainly, certainly!" the Baron eagerly assented. "It would never do

to keep dinner waiting!" And he almost trotted out of the room after
the Vice-Warden.

He was back again so speedily that the Vice-warden had barely time to
explain to my Lady that her remark about "a love for pastry" was

"unfortunate. You might have seen, with half an eye," he added,
"that that's his line. Military genius, indeed! Pooh!"

"Dinner ready yet?" the Baron enquired, as he hurried into the room.
"Will be in a few minutes," the Vice-Warden replied. "Meanwhile, let's

take a turn in the garden. You were telling me," he continued,
as the trio left the house, "something about a great battle in which

you had the command of the infantry--"
"True," said the Baron. "The enemy, as I was saying, far outnumbered us:

but I marched my men right into the middle of--what's that?"
the Military Hero exclaimed in agitated tones, drawing back behind the

Vice-Warden, as a strange creature rushed wildly upon them, brandishing
a spade.

"It's only the Gardener!" the Vice-Warden replied in an encouraging tone.
"Quite harmless, I assure you. Hark, he's singing!

Its his favorite amusement."
And once more those shrill discordant tones rang out:--

"He thought he saw a Banker's Clerk
Descending from the bus:

He looked again, and found it was
A Hippopotamus:

'If this should stay to dine,' he said,
'There won't be mutch for us!'"

Throwing away the spade, he broke into a frantic jig, snapping his
fingers, and repeating, again and again,

"There won't be much for us!
There won't be much for us!"

[Image...It was a hippoptamus]
Once more the Baron looked slightly offended, but the Vice-Warden

hastily explained that the song had no allusion to him,
and in fact had no meaning at all. "You didn't mean anything by it,

now did you?" He appealed to the Gardener, who had finished his song,
and stood, balancing himself on one leg, and looking at them, with his

mouth open.
"I never means nothing," said the Gardener: and Uggug luckily came up

at the moment, and gave the conversation a new turn.
"Allow me to present my son," said the Vice-warden; adding,

in a whisper, "one of the best and cleverest boys that ever lived!
I'll contrive for you to see some of his cleverness. He knows everything

that other boys don't know; and in archery, in fishing, in painting,
and in music, his skill is--but you shall judge for yourself.

You see that target over there? He shall shoot an arrow at it.
Dear boy,"he went on aloud, "his Adiposity would like to see you shoot.

Bring his Highness' bow and arrows!"
Uggug looked very sulky as he received the bow and arrow, and prepared

to shoot. Just as the arrow left the bow, the Vice-Warden trod heavily
on the toe of the Baron, who yelled with the pain.

"Ten thousand pardons! "he exclaimed. "I stepped back in my excitement.
See! It is a bull's-eye!"

The Baron gazed in astonishment. "He held the bow so awkwardly,
it seemed impossible!" he muttered. But there was no room for doubt:

there was the arrow, right in the centre of the bull's-eye!
"The lake is close by," continued the Vice-warden. "Bring his Highness'

fishing-rod!" And Uggug most unwillingly held the rod, and dangled the
fly over the water.

"A beetle on your arm!" cried my Lady, pinching the poor Baron's arm
worse than if ten lobsters had seized it at once.

"That kind is poisonous," she explained. "But what a pity!
You missed seeing the fish pulled out!"

An enormous dead cod-fish was lying on the bank, with the hook in its
mouth.

"I had always fancied," the Baron faltered, "that cod were salt-water
fish?"

"Not in this country," said the Vice-Warden. "Shall we go in?
Ask my son some question on the way any subject you like!"

And the sulky boy was violently shoved forwards, to walk at the Baron's
side.

"Could your Highness tell me," the Baron cautiously" target="_blank" title="ad.小心地;谨慎地">cautiously began,
"how much seven times nine would come to?"

"Turn to the left!" cried the Vice-Warden, hastily stepping forwards to
show the way---so hastily, that he ran against his unfortunate guest,

who fell heavily on his face.
"So sorry!" my Lady exclaimed, as she and her husband helped him to his

feet again. "My son was in the act of saying 'sixty-three' as you fell!"
The Baron said nothing: he was covered with dust, and seemed much hurt,

both in body and mind. However, when they had got him into the house,
and given him a good brushing, matters looked a little better.

Dinner was served in due course, and every fresh dish seemed to
increase the good-humour of the Baron: but all efforts, to get him to

express his opinion as to Uggug's cleverness, were in vain, until that
interesting youth had left the room, and was seen from the open window,

prowling about the lawn with a little basket, which he was filling with
frogs.

"So fond of Natural History as he is, dear boy!" said the doting
mother. "Now do tell us, Baron, what you think of him!"

"To be perfectly candid, said the cautious Baron, "I would like a
little more evidence. I think you mentioned his skill in--"

"Music?" said the Vice-Warden. "Why, he's simply a prodigy!
You shall hear him play the piano? And he walked to the window.

"Ug--I mean my boy! Come in for a minute, and bring the music-master
with you! To turn over the music for him," he added as an explanation.

Uggug, having filled his basket with frogs, had no objection to obey,
and soon appeared in the room, followed by a fierce-looking little man,

who asked the Vice-Warden "Vot music vill you haf?"
"The Sonata that His Highness plays so charmingly," said the Vice-Warden.

"His Highness haf not--" the music-master began, but was sharply
stopped by the Vice-warden.

"Silence, Sir! Go and turn over the music for his Highness.
My dear," (to the Wardeness) "will you show him what to do?

And meanwhile, Baron, I'll just show you a most interesting map we
have--of Outland, and Fairyland, and that sort of thing."

By the time my Lady had returned, from explaining things to the
music-master, the map had been hung up, and the Baron was already much

bewildered by the Vice-Warden's habit of pointing to one place while he
shouted out the name of another.

[Image...The map of fairyland]
My Lady joining in, pointing out other places, and shouting

other names, only made matters worse; and at last the Baron,
in despair, took to pointing out places for himself, and feebly asked

"Is that great yellow splotch Fairyland?"
"Yes, that's Fairyland," said the Vice-warden: "and you might as well

give him a hint," he muttered to my Lady, "about going back to-morrow.
He eats like a shark! It would hardly do for me to mention it."

His wife caught the idea, and at once began giving hints of the most
subtle and delicate kind. "Just see what a short way it is back to

Fairyland! Why, if you started to-morrow morning, you'd get there in
very little more than a week!"

The Baron looked incredulous. "It took me a full month to come," he said.
"But it's ever so much shorter, going back, you know!'

The Baron looked appealingly to the Vice-warden, who chimed in readily.
"You can go back five times, in the time it took you to come here

once--if you start to-morrow morning!"
All this time the Sonata was pealing through the room. The Baron could

not help admitting to himself that it was being magnificently played:
but he tried in vain to get a glimpse of the youthful performer.

Every time he had nearly succeeded in catching sight of him, either the
Vice-Warden or his wife was sure to get in the way, pointing out some

new place on the map, and deafening him with some new name.
He gave in at last, wished a hasty good-night, and left the room,

while his host and hostess interchanged looks of triumph.
"Deftly done!" cried the Vice-Warden. "Craftily contrived!

But what means all that tramping on the stairs?" He half-opened the door,
looked out, and added in a tone of dismay, "The Baron's boxes are being

carried down!"
"And what means all that rumbling of wheels?" cried my Lady. She peeped

through the window curtains. "The Baron's carriage has come round!"
she groaned.

At this moment the door opened: a fat, furious face looked in: a voice,
hoarse with passion, thundered out the words "My room is full of

frogs--I leave you!": and the door closed again.
And still the noble Sonata went pealing through the room: but it was

Arthur's masterly touch that roused the echoes, and thrilled my very
soul with the tender music of the immortal 'Sonata Pathetique':

and it was not till the last note had died away that the tired but happy
traveler could bring himself to utter the words "good-night!" and to

seek his much-needed pillow.
CHAPTER 8.

A RIDE ON A LION.
The next day glided away, pleasantly enough, partly in settling myself

in my new quarters, and partly in strolling round the neighbourhood,
under Arthur's guidance, and trying to form a general idea of Elveston

and its inhabitants. When five o'clock arrived, Arthur proposed without
any embarrassment this time--to take me with him up to 'the Hall,'

in order that I might make acquaintance with the Earl of Ainslie,
who had taken it for the season, and renew acquaintance with his daughter

Lady Muriel.
My first impressions of the gentle, dignified, and yet genial old man

were entirely favourable: and the real satisfaction that showed itself
on his daughter's face, as she met me with the words "this is indeed an

unlooked-for pleasure!", was very soothing for whatever remains of
personal vanity the failures and disappointments of many long years,

and much buffeting with a rough world, had left in me.
Yet I noted, and was glad to note, evidence of a far deeper feeling

than mere friendly regard, in her meeting with Arthur though this was,
as I gathered, an almost daily occurrence--and the conversation

between them, in which the Earl and I were only occasional sharers,
had an ease and a spontaneity rarely met with except between very old

friends: and, as I knew that they had not known each other for a longer
period than the summer which was now rounding into autumn, I felt

certain that 'Love,' and Love alone, could explain the phenomenon.
"How convenient it would be," Lady Muriel laughingly remarked,

a propos of my having insisted on saving her the trouble of carrying
a cup of tea across the room to the Earl, "if cups of tea had no weight

at all! Then perhaps ladies would sometimes be permitted to carry them
for short distances!"

"One can easily imagine a situation," said Arthur, "where things would
necessarily have no weight, relatively to each other, though each would



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