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commendation because he laboured under the disadvantage of having
to furnish most of the questions as well as the answers. Miss

Felicity King has edited our helpful household department very
ably, and Miss Cecily King's fashion notes were always up to date.

The personal column was well looked after by Miss Sara Stanley and
the story page has been a marked success under the able management

of Mr. Peter Craig, to whose original story in this issue, "The
Battle of the Partridge Eggs," we would call especial attention.

The Exciting Adventure series has also been very popular.
And now, in closing, we bid farewell to our staff and thank them

one and all for their help and co-operation in the past year. We
have enjoyed our work and we trust that they have too. We wish

them all happiness and success in years to come, and we hope that
the recollection of Our Magazine will not be held least dear among

the memories of their childhood.
(SOBS FROM THE GIRLS): "INDEED IT WON'T!"

OBITUARY
On October eighteenth, Patrick Grayfur departed for that bourne

whence no traveller returns. He was only a cat, but he had been
our faithful friend for a long time and we aren't ashamed to be

sorry for him. There are lots of people who are not as friendly
and gentlemanly as Paddy was, and he was a great mouser. We

buried all that was mortal of poor Pat in the orchard and we are
never going to forget him. We have resolved that whenever the

date of his death comes round we'll bow our heads and pronounce
his name at the hour of his funeral. If we are anywhere where we

can't say the name out loud we'll whisper it.
"Farewell, dearest Paddy, in all the years that are to be

We'll cherish your memory faithfully."[1]
[1] The obituary was written by Mr. Felix King, but the two lines

of poetry were composed by Miss Sara Ray.
MY MOST EXCITING ADVENTURE

My most exciting adventure was the day I fell off Uncle Roger's
loft two years ago. I wasn't excited until it was all over

because I hadn't time to be. The Story Girl and I were looking
for eggs in the loft. It was filled with wheat straw nearly to

the roof and it was an awful distance from us to the floor. And
wheat straw is so slippery. I made a little spring and the straw

slipped from under my feet and there I was going head first down
from the loft. It seemed to me I was an awful long time falling,

but the Story Girl says I couldn't have been more than three
seconds. But I know that I thought five thoughts and there seemed

to be quite a long time between them. The first thing I thought
was, what has happened, because I really didn't know at first, it

was so sudden. Then after a spell I thought the answer, I am
falling off the loft. And then I thought, what will happen to me

when I strike the floor, and after another little spell I thought,
I'll be killed. And then I thought, well, I don't care. I really

wasn't a bit frightened. I just was quite willing to be killed.
If there hadn't been a big pile of chaff on the barn floor these

words would never have been written. But there was and I fell on
it and wasn't a bit hurt, only my hair and mouth and eyes and ears

got all full of chaff. The strange part is that I wasn't a bit
frightened when I thought I was going to be killed, but after all

the danger was over I was awfully frightened and trembled so the
Story Girl had to help me into the house.

FELICITY KING.
THE BATTLE OF THE PARTRIDGE EGGS

Once upon a time there lived about half a mile from a forrest a
farmer and his wife and his sons and daughters and a

granddaughter. The farmer and his wife loved this little girl
very much but she caused them great trouble by running away into

the woods and they often spent haf days looking for her. One day
she wondered further into the forrest than usual and she begun to

be hungry. Then night closed in. She asked a fox where she could
get something to eat. The fox told her he knew where there was a

partridges nest and a bluejays nest full of eggs. So he led her
to the nests and she took five eggs out of each. When the birds

came home they missed the eggs and flew into a rage. The bluejay
put on his topcoat and was going to the partridge for law when he

met the partridge coming to him. They lit up a fire and commenced
sining their deeds when they heard a tremendous howl close behind

them. They jumped up and put out the fire and were immejutly
attacked by five great wolves. The next day the little girl was

rambelling through the woods when they saw her and took her
prisoner. After she had confessed that she had stole the eggs

they told her to raise an army. They would have to fight over the
nests of eggs and whoever one would have the eggs. So the

partridge raised a great army of all kinds of birds except robins
and the little girl got all the robins and foxes and bees and

wasps. And best of all the little girl had a gun and plenty of
ammunishun. The leader of her army was a wolf. The result of the

battle was that all the birds were killed except the partridge and
the bluejay and they were taken prisoner and starved to death.

The little girl was then taken prisoner by a witch and cast into a
dunjun full of snakes where she died from their bites and people

who went through the forrest after that were taken prisoner by her
ghost and cast into the same dunjun where they died. About a year

after the wood turned into a gold castle and one morning
everything had vanished except a piece of a tree.

PETER CRAIG.
(DAN, WITH A WHISTLE:--"Well, I guess nobody can say Peter can't

write fiction after THAT."
SARA RAY, WIPING AWAY HER TEARS:--"It's a very interesting story,

but it ends SO sadly."
FELIX:--"What made you call it The Battle of the Partridge Eggs

when the bluejay had just as much to do with it?"
PETER, SHORTLY:--"Because it sounded better that way."

FELICITY:--"Did she eat the eggs raw?"
SARA RAY:--"Poor little thing, I suppose if you're starving you

can't be very particular."
CECILY, SIGHING:--"I wish you'd let her go home safe, Peter, and

not put her to such a cruel death."
BEVERLEY:--"I don't quite understand where the little girl got her

gun and ammunition."
PETER, SUSPECTING THAT HE IS BEING MADE FUN OF:--"If you could

write a better story, why didn't you? I give you the chance."
THE STORY GIRL, WITH A PRETERNATURALLY SOLEMN FACE:--"You

shouldn't criticize Peter's story like that. It's a fairy tale,
you know, and anything can happen in a fairy tale."

FELICITY:--"There isn't a word about fairies in it!"
CECILY:--"Besides, fairy tales always end nicely and this

doesn't."
PETER, SULKILY:--"I wanted to punish her for running away from

home."
DAN:--"Well, I guess you did it all right."

CECILY:--"Oh, well, it was very interesting, and that is all that
is really necessary in a story." )

PERSONALS
Mr. Blair Stanley is visiting friends and relatives in Carlisle.

He intends returning to Europe shortly. His daughter, Miss Sara,
will accompany him.

Mr. Alan King is expected home from South America next month. His
sons will return with him to Toronto. Beverley and Felix have

made hosts of friends during their stay in Carlisle and will be
much missed in social circles.

The Mission Band of Carlisle Presbyterian Church completed their
missionary quilt last week. Miss Cecily King collected the

largest sum on her square. Congratulations, Cecily.
Mr. Peter Craig will be residing in Markdale after October and

will attend school there this winter. Peter is a good fellow and
we all wish him success and prosperity.

Apple picking is almost ended. There was an unusually heavy crop
this year. Potatoes, not so good.

HOUSEHOLD DEPARTMENT
Apple pies are the order of the day.

Eggs are a very good price now. Uncle Roger says it isn't fair to
have to pay as much for a dozen little eggs as a dozen big ones,

but they go just as far.
FELICITY KING.

ETIQUETTE DEPARTMENT
F-l-t-y. Is it considered good form to eat peppermints in church?

Ans.; No, not if a witch gives them to you.
No, F-l-x, we would not call Treasure Island or the Pilgrim's

Progress dime novels.
Yes, P-t-r, when you call on a young lady and her mother offers

you a slice of bread and jam it is quite polite for you to accept
it.

DAN KING.
FASHION NOTES

Necklaces of roseberries are very much worn now.
It is considered smart to wear your school hat tilted over your

left eye.
Bangs are coming in. Em Frewen has them. She went to Summerside

for a visit and came back with them. All the girls in school are
going to bang their hair as soon as their mothers will let them.

But I do not intend to bang mine.
CECILY KING.

(SARA RAY, DESPAIRINGLY:--"I know ma will never let ME have
bangs.")

FUNNY PARAGRAPHS
D-n. What are details? C-l-y. I am not sure, but I think they

are things that are left over.
(CECILY, WONDERINGLY:--"I don't see why that was put among the

funny paragraphs. Shouldn't it have gone in the General
Information department?")

Old Mr. McIntyre's son on the Markdale Road had been very sick for
several years and somebody was sympathizing with him because his

son was going to die. "Oh," Mr. McIntyre said, quite easy, "he
might as weel be awa'. He's only retarding buzziness."

FELIX KING.
GENERAL INFORMATION BUREAU

P-t-r. What kind of people live in uninhabited places?
Ans.: Cannibals, likely.

FELIX KING.
CHAPTER XXXII

OUR LAST EVENING TOGETHER
IT was the evening before the day on which the Story Girl and

Uncle Blair were to leave us, and we were keeping our last tryst
together in the orchard where we had spent so many happy hours.

We had made a pilgrimage to all the old haunts--the hill field,
the spruce wood, the dairy, Grandfather King's willow, the Pulpit

Stone, Pat's grave, and Uncle Stephen's Walk; and now we
foregathered in the sere grasses about the old well and feasted on

the little jam turnovers Felicity had made that day specially for
the occasion.

"I wonder if we'll ever all be together again," sighed Cecily.
"I wonder when I'll get jam turnovers like this again," said the

Story Girl, trying to be gay but not making much of a success of
it.

"If Paris wasn't so far away I could send you a box of nice things
now and then," said Felicity forlornly, "but I suppose there's no

use thinking of that. Dear knows what they'll give you to eat
over there."

"Oh, the French have the reputation of being the best cooks in the
world," rejoined the Story Girl, "but I know they can't beat your

jam turnovers and plum puffs, Felicity. Many a time I'll be
hankering after them."

"If we ever do meet again you'll be grown up," said Felicity
gloomily.

"Well, you won't have stood still yourselves, you know."


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