his wife, and her trustees of course bought consols with it.
Enough to keep her comfortable. George Dunbar's half, as Cloete
feared from the first, did not prove sufficient to
launch the
medicine well; other moneyed men stepped in, and these two had to
go out of that business, pretty nearly shorn of everything.
"I am curious," I said, "to learn what the
motive force of this
tragic affair was - I mean the
patent medicine. Do you know?"
He named it, and I whistled
respectfully. Nothing less than
Parker's Lively Lumbago Pills. Enormous property! You know it;
all the world knows it. Every second man, at least, on this globe
of ours has tried it.
"Why!" I cried, "they missed an
immense fortune."
"Yes," he mumbled, "by the price of a
revolver-shot."
He told me also that
eventually Cloete returned to the States,
passenger in a cargo-boat from Albert Dock. The night before he
sailed he met him wandering about the quays, and took him home for
a drink. "Funny chap, Cloete. We sat all night drinking grogs,
till it was time for him to go on board."
It was then that Cloete, unembittered but weary, told him this
story, with that utterly
unconsciousfrankness of a
patent-medicine
man stranger to all moral standards. Cloete concluded by remarking
that he, had "had enough of the old country." George Dunbar had
turned on him, too, in the end. Cloete was clearly somewhat
disillusioned.
As to Stafford, he died, professed loafer, in some East End
hospital or other, and on his last day clamoured "for a
parson,"
because his
conscience worried him for killing an
innocent man.
"Wanted somebody to tell him it was all right," growled my old
ruffian,
contemptuously. "He told the
parson that I knew this
Cloete who had tried to murder him, and so the
parson (he worked
among the dock labourers) once spoke to me about it. That skunk of
a fellow
finding himself trapped yelled for mercy. . . Promised to
be good and so on. . . Then he went crazy . . . screamed and threw
himself about, beat his head against the bulkheads . . . you can
guess all that - eh? . . . till he was exhausted. Gave up. Threw
himself down, shut his eyes, and wanted to pray. So he says.
Tried to think of some prayer for a quick death - he was that
terrified. Thought that if he had a knife or something he would
cut his
throat, and be done with it. Then he thinks: No! Would
try to cut away the wood about the lock. . . He had no knife in his
pocket. . . he was
weeping and
calling on God to send him a tool of
some kind when suddenly he thinks: Axe! In most ships there is a
spare
emergency axe kept in the master's room in some locker or
other. . . Up he jumps. . . Pitch dark. "Pulls at the
drawers to
find matches and, groping for them, the first thing he comes upon -
Captain Harry's
revolver. Loaded too. He goes
perfectly quiet all
over. Can shoot the lock to pieces. See? Saved! God's
providence! There are boxes of matches too. Thinks he: I may
just as well see what I am about.
"Strikes a light and sees the little
canvas bag tucked away at the
back of the
drawer. Knew at once what that was. Rams it into his
pocket quick. Aha! says he to himself: this requires more light.
So he pitches a lot of paper on the floor, set fire to it, and
starts in a hurry rummaging for more valuables. Did you ever? He
told that East-End
parson that the devil tempted him. First God's
mercy - then devil's work. Turn and turn about. . .
"Any squirming skunk can talk like that. He was so busy with the
drawers that the first thing he heard was a shout, Great Heavens.
He looks up and there was the door open (Cloete had left the key in
the lock) and Captain Harry
holding on, well above him, very fierce
in the light of the burning papers. His eyes were starting out of
his head. Thieving, he thunders at him. A sailor! An officer!
No! A
wretch like you deserves no better than to be left here to
drown.
"This Stafford - on his death-bed - told the
parson that when he
heard these words he went crazy again. He snatched his hand with
the
revolver in it out of the
drawer, and fired without aiming.
Captain Harry fell right in with a crash like a stone on top of the
burning papers, putting the blaze out. All dark. Not a sound. He
listened for a bit then dropped the
revolver and scrambled out on
deck like mad."
The old fellow struck the table with his
ponderous fist.
"What makes me sick is to hear these silly boat-men telling people
the captain committed
suicide. Pah! Captain Harry was a man that
could face his Maker any time up there, and here below, too. He
wasn't the sort to slink out of life. Not he! He was a good man
down to the ground. He gave me my first job as stevedore only
three days after I got married."
As the vindication of Captain Harry from the
charge of
suicideseemed to be his only object, I did not thank him very effusively
for his material. And then it was not worth many thanks in any
case.
For it is too
startling even to think of such things
happening in
our
respectable Channel in full view, so to speak, of the luxurious
continental
traffic to Switzerland and Monte Carlo. This story to
be
acceptable should have been transposed to somewhere in the South
Seas. But it would have been too much trouble to cook it for the
consumption of magazine readers. So here it is raw, so to speak -
just as it was told to me - but
unfortunately robbed of the
striking effect of the narrator; the most
imposing old
ruffian that
ever followed the un
romantic trade of master stevedore in the port
of London.
Oct. 1910.
THE INN OF THE TWO WITCHES - A FIND
This tale,
episode, experience - call it how you will - was
related
in the fifties of the last century by a man who, by his own
confession, was sixty years old at the time. Sixty is not a bad
age - unless in
perspective, when no doubt it is contemplated by
the majority of us with mixed feelings. It is a calm age; the game
is practically over by then; and
standing aside one begins to
remember with a certain vividness what a fine fellow one used to
be. I have observed that, by an
amiable attention of Providence,
most people at sixty begin to take a
romantic view of themselves.
Their very failures
exhale a charm of
peculiar potency. And indeed
the hopes of the future are a fine company to live with, exquisite
forms,
fascinating if you like, but - so to speak - naked, stripped
for a run. The robes of glamour are luckily the property of the
immovable past which, without them, would sit, a shivery sort of
thing, under the
gathering shadows.
I suppose it was the
romanticism of growing age which set our man
to
relate his experience for his own
satisfaction or for the wonder
of his
posterity. It could not have been for his glory, because
the experience was simply that of an
abominablefright -
terror he
calls it. You would have guessed that the relation alluded to in
the very first lines was in
writing.
This
writing constitutes the Find declared in the sub-title. The
title itself is my own
contrivance, (can't call it
invention), and
has the merit of veracity. We will be
concerned with an inn here.
As to the witches that's merely a
conventional expression, and we
must take our man's word for it that it fits the case.
The Find was made in a box of books bought in London, in a street
which no longer exists, from a
second-hand bookseller in the last
stage of decay. As to the books themselves they were at least
twentieth-hand, and on
inspection turned out not worth the very
small sum of money I disbursed. It might have been some
premonition of that fact which made me say: "But I must have the
box too." The decayed bookseller assented by the
careless, tragic
gesture of a man already doomed to extinction.
A
litter of loose pages at the bottom of the box excited my
curiosity but
faintly. The close, neat, regular hand
writing was
not
attractive at first sight. But in one place the statement that
in A.D. 1813 the
writer was twenty-two years old caught my eye.
Two and twenty is an interesting age in which one is easily
reckless and easily
frightened; the
faculty of
reflection being
weak and the power of
imagination strong.
In another place the
phrase: "At night we stood in again,"
arrested my
languid attention, because it was a sea
phrase. "Let's
see what it is all about," I thought, without excitement.