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Lawyer's answer





   

  A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"

  The housewife replies: "Four!".

  The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my calculator one more time."

  The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"





         律师的回答



  有人问一个家庭主妇,一个会计与一个律师同一个问题"2加2等于几?"

  "4。"家庭主妇立刻回答。

  "我认为不是3就是4,让我拿计算器再算一遍。"会计回答。

  律师拉上窗帘,弄暗灯光,然后低声问道,"你想让它等于几。"









今天晚了些发帖,不要带鸡蛋过来哦!

最后由 sarah娟栀 于 2006-11-13 09:59 编辑


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