Lawyer's answer
A
housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The
housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my calculator one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
律师的回答
有人问一个家庭主妇,一个会计与一个律师同一个问题"2加2等于几?"
"4。"家庭主妇立刻回答。
"我认为不是3就是4,让我拿计算器再算一遍。"会计回答。
律师拉上窗帘,弄暗灯光,然后低声问道,"你想让它等于几。"
今天晚了些发帖,不要带鸡蛋过来哦!
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