jugs with real water in them, and dinner: a real dinner, not
innocent of real wine. After having been a
pedlar for one night,
and a butt for the elements during the whole of the next day, these
comfortable circumstances fell on my heart like
sunshine. There
was an English fruiterer at dinner, travelling with a Belgian
fruiterer; in the evening at the CAFE, we watched our compatriot
drop a good deal of money at corks; and I don't know why, but this
pleased us.
It turned out we were to see more of Landrecies than we expected;
for the weather next day was simply bedlamite. It is not the place
one would have chosen for a day's rest; for it consists almost
entirely of fortifications. Within the ramparts, a few blocks of
houses, a long row of barracks, and a church, figure, with what
countenance they may, as the town. There seems to be no trade; and
a
shopkeeper from whom I bought a sixpenny flint-and-steel, was so
much
affected that he filled my pockets with spare flints into the
bargain. The only public buildings that had any interest for us
were the hotel and the CAFE. But we visited the church. There
lies Marshal Clarke. But as neither of us had ever heard of that
military hero, we bore the associations of the spot with fortitude.
In all
garrison towns, guard-calls, and REVEILLES, and such like,
make a fine
romantic interlude in civic business. Bugles, and
drums, and fifes, are of themselves most excellent things in
nature; and when they carry the mind to marching armies, and the
picturesque vicissitudes of war, they stir up something proud in
the heart. But in a shadow of a town like Landrecies, with little
else moving, these points of war made a proportionate commotion.
Indeed, they were the only things to remember. It was just the
place to hear the round going by at night in the darkness, with the
solid tramp of men marching, and the
startling reverberations of
the drum. It reminded you, that even this place was a point in the
great warfaring
system of Europe, and might on some future day be
ringed about with
cannon smoke and
thunder, and make itself a name
among strong towns.
The drum, at any rate, from its
martial voice and notable
physiological effect, nay, even from its cumbrous and comical
shape, stands alone among the instruments of noise. And if it be
true, as I have heard it said, that drums are covered with asses'
skin, what a
picturesque irony is there in that! As if this long-
suffering animal's hide had not been
sufficiently belaboured during
life, now by Lyonnese costermongers, now by presumptuous Hebrew
prophets, it must be stripped from his poor
hinder quarters after
death, stretched on a drum, and
beaten night after night round the
streets of every
garrison town in Europe. And up the heights of
Alma and Spicheren, and
wherever death has his red flag a-flying,
and sounds his own
potent tuck upon the
cannons, there also must
the drummer-boy, hurrying with white face over fallen comrades,
batter and bemaul this slip of skin from the loins of peaceable
donkeys.
Generally a man is never more
uselessly employed than when he is at
this trick of bastinadoing asses' hide. We know what effect it has
in life, and how your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating.
But in this state of mummy and
melancholy survival of itself, when
the hollow skin reverberates to the drummer's wrist, and each dub-
a-dub goes direct to a man's heart, and puts
madness there, and
that
disposition of the pulses which we, in our big way of talking,
nickname Heroism:- is there not something in the nature of a
revenge upon the donkey's persecutors? Of old, he might say, you
drubbed me up hill and down dale, and I must
endure; but now that I
am dead, those dull thwacks that were scarcely
audible in country
lanes, have become
stirring music in front of the
brigade; and for
every blow that you lay on my old greatcoat, you will see a comrade
stumble and fall.
Not long after the drums had passed the CAFE, the CIGARETTE and the
ARETHUSA began to grow
sleepy, and set out for the hotel, which was
only a door or two away. But although we had been somewhat
indifferent to Landrecies, Landrecies had not been
indifferent to
us. All day, we
learned, people had been
running out between the
squalls to visit our two boats. Hundreds of persons, so said
report, although it fitted ill with our idea of the town - hundreds