acquaintance.
The
doctrine of predestination would have been discredited had not
Vesey seen Ileen Hinkle and become fourth in the tourney.
Magnificently, he boarded at the yellow pine hotel instead of at the
Parisian Restaurant; but he came to be a
formidablevisitor in the
Hinkle
parlor. His
competition reduced Bud to an inspired increase of
profanity, drove Jacks to an
outburst of slang so weird that it
sounded more
horrible than the most trenchant of Bud's imprecations,
and made me dumb with gloom.
For Vesey had the
rhetoric. Words flowed from him like oil from a
gusher. Hyperbole,
compliment, praise,
appreciation, honeyed
gallantry, golden opinions, eulogy, and unveiled panegyric vied with
one another for pre-eminence in his speech. We had small hopes that
Ileen could
resist his
oratory and Prince Albert.
But a day came that gave us courage.
About dusk one evening I was sitting on the little
gallery in front of
the Hinkle
parlor,
waiting for Ileen to come, when I heard voices
inside. She had come into the room with her father, and Old Man
Hinkle began to talk to her. I had observed before that he was a
shrewd man, and not unphilosophic.
"Ily," said he, "I notice there's three or four young fellers that
have been callin' to see you regular for quite a while. Is there any
one of 'em you like better than another?"
"Why, pa," she answered, "I like all of 'em very well. I think Mr.
Cuninngham and Mr. Jacks and Mr. Harris are very nice young men. They
are so frank and honest in everything they say to me. I haven't known
Mr. Vesey very long, but I think he's a very nice young man, he's so
frank and honest in everything he says to me."
"Now, that's what I'm gittin' at," says old Hinkle. "You've always
been sayin' you like people what tell the truth and don't go
humbuggin' you with
compliments and bogus talk. Now, suppose you make
a test of these fellers, and see which one of 'em will talk the
straightest to you."
"But how'll I do it, pa?"
"I'll tell you how. You know you sing a little bit, Ily; you took
music-lessons nearly two years in Logansport. It wasn't long, but it
was all we could afford then. And your teacher said you didn't have
any voice, and it was a waste of money to keep on. Now, suppose you
ask the fellers what they think of your singin', and see what each one
of 'em tells you. The man that 'll tell you the truth about it 'll
have a
mighty lot of nerve, and 'll do to tie to. What do you think
of the plan?"
"All right, pa," said Ileen. "I think it's a good idea. I'll try
it."
Ileen and Mr. Hinkle went out of the room through the inside doors.
Unobserved, I
hurried down to the station. Jacks was at his telegraph
table
waiting for eight o'clock to come. It was Bud's night in town,
and when he rode in I
repeated the conversation to them both. I was
loyal to my rivals, as all true admirers of all Ileens should be.
Simultaneously the three of us were
smitten by an uplifting thought.
Surely this test would
eliminate Vesey from the
contest. He, with his
unctuous
flattery, would be
driven from the lists. Well we remembered
Ileen's love of
frankness and
honesty--how she treasured truth and
candor above vain
compliment and blandishment.
Linking arms, we did a
grotesque dance of joy up and down the
platform, singing Muldoon Was a Solid Man at the top of our voices.
That evening four of the
willow rocking-chairs were filled besides the
lucky one that sustained the trim figure of Miss Hinkle. Three of us
awaited with suppressed
excitement the
application of the test. It
was tried on Bud first.
"Mr. Cunningham," said Ileen, with her dazzling smile, after she had
sung When the Leaves Begin to Turn, "what do you really think of my
voice? Frankly and
honestly, now, as you know I want you to always be
toward me."
Bud squirmed in his chair at his chance to show the
sincerity that he
knew was required of him.
"Tell you the truth, Miss Ileen," he said,
earnestly, "you ain't got
much more voice than a weasel--just a little
squeak, you know. Of
course, we all like to hear you sing, for it's kind of sweet and
soothin' after all, and you look most as
mighty well sittin' on the
piano-stool as you do faced around. But as for real singin'--I reckon
you couldn't call it that."