almost concealed two fairy Oxfords, also of one of the forty-seven
shades of blue. The
hermit, as if impelled by a kind of reflex-
telepathic action, drew his bare toes farther beneath his gunny-
sacking.
"I have heard about the
romance of your life," said Miss Trenholme,
softly. "They have it printed on the back of the menu card at the
inn. Was she very beautiful and charming?"
"On the bills of fare!" muttered the
hermit; "but what do I care for
the world's
babble? Yes, she was of the highest and grandest type.
Then," he continued, "then I thought the world could never contain
another equal to her. So I
forsook it and repaired to this mountain
fastness to spend the
remainder of my life alone--to devote and
dedicate my remaining years to her memory."
"It's grand," said Miss Trenholme, "absolutely grand. I think a
hermit's life is the ideal one. No bill-collectors
calling, no
dressing for dinner--how I'd like to be one! But there's no such luck
for me. If I don't marry this season I
honestly believe mamma will
force me into settlement work or trimming hats. It isn't because I'm
getting old or ugly; but we haven't enough money left to butt in at
any of the swell places any more. And I don't want to marry--unless
it's somebody I like. That's why I'd like to be a
hermit. Hermits
don't ever marry, do they ?"
"Hundreds of 'em," said the
hermit, "when they've found the right
one."
"But they're
hermits," said the youngest and beautifulest, "because
they've lost the right one, aren't they?"
"Because they think they have," answered the recluse, fatuously.
"Wisdom comes to one in a mountain cave as well as to one in the world
of 'swells,' as I believe they are called in the argot."
"When one of the 'swells' brings it to them," said Miss Trenholme.
"And my folks are swells. That's the trouble. But there are so many
swells at the
seashore in the summer-time that we hardly
amount to
more than ripples. So we've had to put all our money into river and
harbor appropriations. We were all girls, you know. There were four
of us. I'm the only surviving one. The others have been married off.
All to money. Mamma is so proud of my sisters. They send her the
loveliest pen-wipers and art
calendars every Christmas. I'm the only
one on the market now. I'm
forbidden to look at any one who hasn't
money."
"But--" began the
hermit.
"But, oh," said the beautifulest "of course
hermits have great pots of
gold and doubloons buried somewhere near three great oak-trees. They
all have."
"I have not," said the
hermit, regretfully.
"I'm so sorry," said Miss Trenholme. "I always thought they had. I
think I must go now."
Oh, beyond question, she was the beautifulest.
"Fair lady--" began the
hermit.
"I am Beatrix Trenholme--some call me Trix," she said. "You must come
to the inn to see me."
"I haven't been a stone's--throw from my cave in ten years," said the
hermit.
"You must come to see me there," she
repeated. "Any evening except
Thursday."
The
hermit smiled weakly.
"Good-bye," she said,
gathering the folds of her pale-blue skirt. "I
shall expect you. But not on Thursday evening, remember."
What an interest it would give to the future menu cards of the
Viewpoint Inn to have these printed lines added to them: "Only once
during the more than ten years of his
lonelyexistence did the
mountain
hermit leave his famous cave. That was when he was
irresistibly drawn to the inn by the fascinations of Miss Beatrix
Trenholme, youngest and most beautiful of the
celebrated Trenholme
sisters, whose
brilliant marriage to--"
Aye, to whom?
The
hermit walked back to the
hermitage. At the door stood Bob
Binkley, his old friend and
companion of the days before he had
renounced the world--Bob, himself, arrayed like the orchids of the
greenhouse in the summer man's polychromatic garb--Bob, the
millionaire, with his fat, firm, smooth,
shrewd face, his diamond
rings, sparkling fob-chain, and pleated bosom. He was two years older
than the
hermit, and looked five years younger.
"You're Hamp Ellison, in spite of those whiskers and that going-away
bathrobe," he shouted. "I read about you on the bill of fare at the
inn. They've run your
biography in between the
cheese and 'Not
Responsible for Coats and Umbrellas.' What 'd you do it for, Hamp?
And ten years, too--geewhilikins!"
"You're just the same," said the
hermit. "Come in and sit down. Sit
on that
limestone rock over there; it's softer than the granite."
"I can't understand it, old man," said Binkley. "I can see how you
could give up a woman for ten years, but not ten years for a woman.
Of course I know why you did it. Everybody does. Edith Carr. She
jilted four or five besides you. But you were the only one who took
to a hole in the ground. The others had
recourse to
whiskey, the
Klondike,
politics, and that similia similibus cure. But, say--Hamp,
Edith Carr was just about the finest woman in the world--high-toned
and proud and noble, and playing her ideals to win at all kinds of
odds. She certainly was a crackerjack."
"After I renounced the world," said the
hermit, "I never heard of her
again."
"She married me," said Binkley.
The
hermit leaned against the
wooden walls of his ante-cave and
wriggled his toes.
"I know how you feel about it," said Binkley. "What else could she
do? There were her four sisters and her mother and old man Carr--you
remember how he put all the money he had into dirigible balloons?
Well, everything was coming down and nothing going up with 'em, as
you might say. Well, I know Edith as well as you do--although I
married her. I was worth a million then, but I've run it up since to
between five and six. It wasn't me she wanted as much as--well, it
was about like this. She had that bunch on her hands, and they had to
be taken care of. Edith married me two months after you did the
ground-squirrel act. I thought she liked me, too, at the time."
"And now?" inquired the recluse.
"We're better friends than ever now. She got a
divorce from me two
years ago. Just incompatibility. I didn't put in any defence. Well,
well, well, Hamp, this is certainly a funny dugout you've built here.
But you always were a hero of
fiction. Seems like you'd have been the
very one to strike Edith's fancy. Maybe you did--but it's the bank -
roll that catches 'em, my boy--your caves and whiskers won't do it.
Honestly, Hamp, don't you think you've been a darned fool?"
The
hermit smiled behind his tangled beard. He was and always had
been so superior to the crude and
mercenary Binkley that even his
vulgarities could not anger him. Moreover, his studies and
meditations in his
retreat had raised him far above the little
vanities of the world. His little mountain-side had been almost an
Olympus, over the edge of which he saw, smiling, the bolts hurled in
the valleys of man below. Had his ten years of renunciation, of
thought, of
devotion to an ideal, of living scorn of a
sordid world,
been in vain? Up from the world had come to him the youngest and
beautifulest--fairer than Edith--one and three-seventh times lovelier
than the seven-years-served Rachel. So the
hermit smiled in his
beard.
When Binkley had relieved the
hermitage from the blot of his presence