that.'
"And that's why I say," concluded Ben Granger, "that you can't tell
where
ambition begins any more than you can where it is going to wind
up."
THE HEAD-HUNTER
When the war between Spain and George Dewey was over, I went to the
Philippine Islands. There I remained as bushwhacker
correspondent for
my paper until its managing editor notified me that an eight-hundred-
word cablegram describing the grief of a pet carabao over the death of
an
infant Moro was not considered by the office to be war news. So I
resigned, and came home.
On board the trading-vessel that brought me back I pondered much upon
the strange things I had sensed in the weird archipelago of the
yellow-brown people. The manoeuvres and skirmishings of the petty war
interested me not: I was spellbound by the outlandish and unreadable
countenance of that race that had turned its expressionless gaze upon
us out of an unguessable past.
Particularly during my stay in Mindanao had I been fascinated and
attracted by that
delightfully original tribe of
heathen known as the
head-hunters. Those grim, flinty,
relentless little men, never seen,
but chilling the warmest
noonday by the subtle
terror of their
concealed presence, paralleling the trail of their prey through
unmapped forests, across
perilous mountain-tops, adown bottomless
chasms, into uninhabitable jungles, always near with the invisible
hand of death uplifted, betraying their
pursuit only by such signs as
a beast or a bird or a gliding
serpent might make-a twig crackling in
the awful, sweat-soaked night, a
drench of dew showering from the
screening
foliage of a giant tree, a
whisper at even from the rushes
of a water-level-a hint of death for every mile and every hour-they
amused me greatly, those little fellows of one idea.
When you think of it, their method is
beautifully and almost
hilariously
effective and simple.
You have your hut in which you live and carry out the
destiny that was
decreed for you. Spiked to the jamb of your
bamboodoorway is a
basket made of green withes, plaited. From time to time, as
vanity or
ennui or love or
jealousy or
ambition may move you, you creep forth
with your snickersnee and take up the silent trail. Back from it you
come,
triumphant,
bearing the severed, gory head of your
victim, which
you
deposit with pardonable pride in the basket at the side of your
door. It may be the head of your enemy, your friend, or a stranger,
according as
competition,
jealousy, or simple sportiveness has been
your
incentive to labor.
In any case, your
reward is certain. The village men, in passing,
stop to
congratulate you, as your neighbor on weaker planes of life
stops to admire and praise the begonias in your front yard. Your
particular brown maid
lingers, with fluttering bosom, casting soft
tiger's eyes at the evidence of your love for her. You chew betel-nut
and listen, content, to the intermittent soft drip from the ends of
the severed neck arteries. And you show your teeth and grunt like a
water-buffalo--which is as near as you can come to laughing-at the
thought that the cold, acephalous body of your door
ornament is being
spotted by wheeling vultures in the Mindanaoan wilds.
Truly, the life of the merry head-hunter captivated me. He had
reduced art and
philosophy to a simple code. To take your adversary's
head, to basket it at the
portal of your castle, to see it lying
there, a dead thing, with its
cunning and stratagems and power gone--
Is there a better way to foil his plots, to refute his arguments, to
establish your
superiority over his skill and wisdom?
The ship that brought me home was captained by an erratic Swede, who
changed his course and
deposited me, with
genuinecompassion, in a
small town on the Pacific coast of one of the Central American
republics, a few hundred miles south of the port to which he had
engaged to
convey me. But I was wearied of
movement and exotic
fancies; so I leaped contentedly upon the firm sands of the village of
Mojada, telling myself I should be sure to find there the rest that I
craved. After all, far better to
linger there (I thought), lulled by
the sedative plash of the waves and the rustling of palm-fronds, than
to sit upon the horsehair sofa of my parental home in the East, and
there, cast down by
currant wine and cake, and scourged by fatuous
relatives, drivel into the ears of gaping neighbors sad stories of the
death of
colonial governors.
When I first saw Chloe Greene she was
standing, all in white, in the
doorway of her father's tile-roofed 'dobe house. She was polishing a
silver cup with a cloth, and she looked like a pearl laid against
black
velvet. She turned on me a flatteringly protracted but a
wiltingly disapproving gaze, and then went inside, humming a light
song to indicate the value she placed upon my existence.
Small wonder: for Dr. Stamford (the most disreputable professional
man between Juneau and Valparaiso) and I were zigzagging along the
turfy street, tunelessly singing the words of Auld Lang Syne to the
air of Muzzer's Little Coal-Black Coon. We had come from the ice
factory, which was Mojada's palace of wickedness, where we had been
playing billiards and
opening black bottles, white with frost, that we
dragged with strings out of old Sandoval's ice-cold vats.
I turned in sudden rage to Dr. Stamford, as sober as the verger of a
cathedral. In a moment I had become aware that we were swine cast
before a pearl.
"You beast," I said, "this is half your doing. And the other half is
the fault of this cursed country. I'd better have gone back to
Sleepy-town and died in a wild orgy of
currant wine and buns than to
have had this happen."
Stamford filled the empty street with his roaring laughter.
"You too!" he cried. "And all as quick as the popping of a cork.
Well, she does seem to strike agreeably upon the retina. But don't
burn your fingers. All Mojada will tell you that Louis Devoe is the
man.
"We will see about that," said I. "And, perhaps, whether he is a man
as well as the man."
I lost no time in meeting Louis Devoe. That was easily
accomplished,
for the foreign colony in Mojada numbered
scarce a dozen; and they
gathered daily at a half-decent hotel kept by a Turk, where they
managed to patch together the fluttering rags of country and
civilization that were left them. I sought Devoe before I did my
pearl of the
doorway, because I had
learned a little of the game of
war, and knew better than to strike for a prize before testing the
strength of the enemy.
A sort of cold dismay-something akin to fear-filled me when I had
estimated him. I found a man so
perfectly poised, so
charming, so
deeply
learned in the world's rituals, so full of tact,
courtesy, and
hospitality, so endowed with grace and ease and a kind of careless,
haughty power that I almost overstepped the bounds in probing him, in
turning him on the spit to find the weak point that I so craved for
him to have. But I left him whole-I had to make bitter acknowledgment
to myself that Louis Devoe was a gentleman
worthy of my best blows;
and I swore to give him them. He was a great merchant of the country,
a
wealthy importer and exporter. All day he sat in a fastidiously
appointed office, surrounded by works of art and evidences of his high
culture, directing through glass doors and windows the affairs of his
house.
In person he was
slender and hardly tall. His small, well-shaped head
was covered with thick, brown hair, trimmed short, and he wore a
thick, brown beard also cut close and to a fine point. His manners
were a pattern.
Before long I had become a regular and a
welcomevisitor at the Greene
home. I shook my wild habits from me like a worn-out cloak. I
trained for the
conflict with the care of a prize-fighter and the
self-denial of a Brahmin.
As for Chloe Greene, I shall weary you with no sonnets to her eyebrow.
She was a
splendidlyfeminine girl, as
wholesome as a November pippin,
and no more
mysterious than a windowpane. She had whimsical little
theories that she had deduced from life, and that fitted the maxims of
Epictetus like
princess gowns. I wonder, after all, if that old