that never comes. But it seems to me that words (at any rate per) are
wasted in an effort to describe the beautiful. Like fancy, "It is
engendered in the eyes." There are three kinds of beauties--I was
foreordained to be homiletic; I can never stick to a story.
The first is the freckle-faced, snub-nosed girl whom you like. The
second is Maud Adams. The third is, or are, the ladies in
Bouguereau's paintings. Ileen Hinkle was the fourth. She was the
mayoress of Spotless Town. There were a thousand golden apples coming
to her as Helen of the Troy laundries.
The Parisian Restaurant was within a
radius. Even from beyond its
circumference men rode in to Paloma to win her smiles. They got them.
One meal--one smile--one dollar. But, with all her impartiality,
Ileen seemed to favor three of her admirers above the rest. According
to the rules of
politeness, I will mention myself last.
The first was an
artificial product known as Bryan Jacks--a name that
had
obviously met with reverses. Jacks was the
outcome of paved
cities. He was a small man made of some material resembling flexible
sandstone. His hair was the color of a brick Quaker meeting-house;
his eyes were twin cranberries; his mouth was like the
aperture under
a drop-letters-here sign.
He knew every city from Bangor to San Francisco,
thence north to
Portland,
thence S. 45 E. to a given point in Florida. He had
mastered every art, trade, game, business,
profession, and sport in
the world, had been present at, or hurrying on his way to, every head-
line event that had ever occurred between oceans since he was five
years old. You might open the atlas, place your finger at
random upon
the name of a town, and Jacks would tell you the front names of three
prominent citizens before you could close it again. He spoke
patronizingly and even disrespectfully of Broadway, Beacon Hill,
Michigan, Euclid, and Fifth avenues, and the St. Louis Four Courts.
Compared with him as a cosmopolite, the Wandering Jew would have
seemed a mere
hermit. He had
learned everything the world could teach
him, and he would tell you about it.
I hate to be reminded of Pollock's Course of Time, and so do you; but
every time I saw Jacks I would think of the poet's
description of
another poet by the name of G. G. Byron who "Drank early; deeply
drank--drank draughts that common millions might have quenched; then
died of
thirst because there was no more to drink."
That fitted Jacks, except that, instead of dying, he came to Paloma,
which was about the same thing. He was a telegrapher and station- and
express-agent at seventy-five dollars a month. Why a young man who
knew everything and could do everything was content to serve in such
an obscure
capacity I never could understand, although he let out a
hint once that it was as a personal favor to the president and
stockholders of the S. P. Ry. Co.
One more line of
description, and I turn Jacks over to you. He wore
bright blue clothes, yellow shoes, and a bow tie made of the same
cloth as his shirt.
My rival No.2 was Bud Cunningham, whose services had been engaged by a
ranch near Paloma to
assist in compelling refractory cattle to keep
within the bounds of decorum and order. Bud was the only
cowboy off
the stage that I ever saw who looked like one on it. He wore the
sombrero, the chaps, and the
handkerchief tied at the back of his
neck.
Twice a week Bud rode in from the Val Verde Ranch to sup at the
Parisian Restaurant. He rode a many-high-handed Kentucky horse at a
tremendously fast lope, which animal he would rein up so suddenly
under the big mesquite at the corner of the brush shelter that his
hoofs would
plough canals yards long in the loam.
Jacks and I were regular boarders at the
restaurant, of course.
The front room of the Hinkle House was as neat a little
parlor as
there was in the black-waxy country. It was all
willow rocking-
chairs, and home-knit tidies, and albums, and conch shells in a row.
And a little
upright piano in one comer.
Here Jacks and Bud and I--or sometimes one or two of us, according to
our good-luck--used to sit of evenings when the tide of trade was
over, and "visit" Miss Hinkle.
Ileen was a girl of ideas. She was destined for higher things (if
there can be anything higher) than
taking in dollars all day through a
barbed-wire wicket. She had read and listened and thought. Her looks
would have formed a
career for a less
ambitious girl; but, rising
superior to mere beauty, she must establish something in the nature of
a salon--the only one in Paloma.
"Don't you think that Shakespeare was a great writer?" she would ask,
with such a pretty little knit of her
arched brows that the late