his
lawyers and prated so of his confounded camp in the woods that I
began to wish he would go back there and leave me in my
peaceful city
retreat.
After dining we went to a roof-garden
vaudeville that was being much
praised. There we found a good bill, an
artificially cooled
atmosphere, cold drinks,
prompt service, and a gay, well-dressed
audience. North was bored.
"If this isn't comfortable enough for you on the hottest August night
for five years," I said, a little sarcastically, "you might think
about the kids down in Delancey and Hester streets lying out on the
fire-escapes with their tongues
hanging out,
trying to get a
breath of
air that hasn't been fried on both sides. The
contrast might increase
your
enjoyment."
"Don't talk Socialism," said North. "I gave five hundred dollars to
the free ice fund on the first of May. I'm
contrasting these stale,
artificial, hollow, wearisome 'amusements' with the
enjoyment a man
can get in the woods. You should see the firs and pines do skirt-
dances during a storm; and lie down flat and drink out of a mountain
branch at the end of a day's tramp after the deer. That's the only
way to spend a summer. Get out and live with nature."
"I agree with you absolutely," said I, with emphasis.
For one moment I had relaxed my
vigilance, and had
spoken my true
sentiments. North looked at me long and
curiously.
"Then why, in the name of Pan and Apollo," he asked, "have you been
singing this
deceitful paean to summer in town?"
I suppose I looked my guilt.
"Ha," said North, "I see. May I ask her name?"
"Annie Ashton," said I, simply. "She played Nannette in Binkley &
Bing's production of The Silver Cord. She is to have a better part
next season."
"Take me to see her," said North.
Miss Ashton lived with her mother in a small hotel. They were out of
the West, and had a little money that bridged the seasons. As press-
agent of Binkley & Bing I had tried to keep her before the public. As
Robert James Vandiver I had hoped to
withdraw her; for if ever one was
made to keep company with said Vandiver and smell the salt
breeze on
the south shore of Long Island and listen to the ducks quack in the
watches of the night, it was the Ashton set forth above.
But she had a soul above ducks--above nightingales; aye, even above
birds of
paradise. She was very beautiful, with quiet ways, and
seemed
genuine. She had both taste and
talent for the stage, and she
liked to stay at home and read and make caps for her mother. She was
unvaryingly kind and friendly with Binkley & Bing's press-agent.
Since the theatre had closed she had allowed Mr. Vandiver to call in
an unofficial role. I had often
spoken to her of my friend, Spencer
Grenville North; and so, as it was early, the first turn of the
vaudeville being not yet over, we left to find a telephone.
Miss Ashton would be very glad to see Mr. Vandiver and Mr. North.
We found her
fitting a new cap on her mother. I never saw her look
more charming.
North made himself disagreeably entertaining. He was a good talker,
and had a way with him. Besides, he had two, ten, or thirty millions,
I've for
gotten which. I incautiously admired the mother's cap,
whereupon she brought out her store of a dozen or two, and I took a
course in edgings and frills. Even though Annie's fingers had pinked,
or ruched, or hemmed, or
whatever you do to 'em, they palled upon me.
And I could hear North drivelling to Annie about his
odious Adirondack
camp.
Two days after that I saw North in his motor-car with Miss Ashton and
her mother. On the next afternoon he dropped in on me.
"Bobby," said he, "this old burg isn't such a bad
proposition in the
summer-time, after all. Since I've keen knocking around it looks
better to me. There are some first-rate
musical comedies and light
operas on the roofs and in the outdoor gardens. And if you hunt up
the right places and stick to soft drinks, you can keep about as cool
here as you can in the country. Hang it! when you come to think of
it, there's nothing much to the country, anyhow. You get tired and
sunburned and
lonesome, and you have to eat any old thing that the
cook dishes up to you."
"It makes a difference, doesn't it?" said I.
"It certainly does. Now, I found some whitebait
yesterday, at
Maurice's, with a new sauce that beats anything in the trout line I
ever tasted."
"It makes a difference, doesn't it?" I said.
"Immense. The sauce is the main thing with whitebait."