are all very well to dot the
landscape and furnish eight-dollar cotton
suitings for man, but for table-talk and
fireside companions they rank
along with five-o'clock teazers. If you've got a deck of cards, or a
parcheesi
outfit, or a game of authors, get 'em out, and let's get on
a
mental basis. I've got to do something in an
intellectual line, if
it's only to knock somebody's brains out.'
"This Henry Ogden was a
peculiar kind of ranchman. He wore finger-
rings and a big gold watch and careful neckties. And his face was
calm, and his nose-spectacles was kept very shiny. I saw once, in
Muscogee, an
outlaw hung for murdering six men, who was a dead ringer
for him. But I knew a
preacher in Arkansas that you would have taken
to be his brother. I didn't care much for him either way; what I
wanted was some
fellowship and
communion with holy saints or lost
sinners--anything sheepless would do.
"'Well, Saint Clair,' says he, laying down the book he was
reading, 'I
guess it must be pretty
lonesome for you at first. And I don't deny
that it's
monotonous for me. Are you sure you corralled your sheep so
they won't stray out ?
"'They're shut up as tight as the jury of a
millionaire murderer,'
says I. 'And I'll be back with them long before they'll need their
trained nurse.'
"So Ogden digs up a deck of cards, and we play casino. After five
days and nights of my sheep-camp it was like a toot on Broadway. When
I caught big casino I felt as excited as if I had made a million in
Trinity. And when H. O. loosened up a little and told the story
about the lady in the Pullman car I laughed for five minutes.
"That showed what a
comparative thing life is. A man may see so much
that he'd be bored to turn his head to look at a $3,000,000 fire or
Joe Weber or the Adriatic Sea. But let him herd sheep for a spell,
and you'll see him splitting his ribs laughing at 'Curfew Shall Not
Ring To-night,' or really enjoying himself playing cards with ladies.
"By-and-by Ogden gets out a decanter of Bourbon, and then there is a
total
eclipse of sheep.
"'Do you remember
reading in the papers, about a month ago,' says he,
'about a train hold-up on the M. K. & T.? The express agent was
shot through the shoulder, and about $15,000 in
currency taken. And
it's said that only one man did the job.'
"'Seems to me I do,' says I. 'But such things happen so often they
don't
linger long in the human Texas mind. Did they overtake,
overhaul, seize, or lay hands upon the despoiler?'
"'He escaped,' says Ogden. 'And I was just
reading in a paper to-day
that the officers have tracked him down into this part of the country.
It seems the bills the
robber got were all the first issue of
currencyto the Second National Bank of Espinosa City. And so they've followed
the trail where they've been spent, and it leads this way.'
"Ogden pours out some more Bourbon, and shoves me the bottle.
"'I imagine,' says I, after ingurgitating another modicum of the royal
boose, 'that it wouldn't be at all a disingenuous idea for a train
robber to run down into this part of the country to hide for a spell.
A sheep-ranch, now,' says I, would be the finest kind of a place.
Who'd ever expect to find such a
desperatecharacter among these song-
birds and
muttons and wild flowers? And, by the way,' says I, kind of
looking H. Ogden over, 'was there any
description mentioned of this
single-handed
terror? Was his lineaments or
height and
thickness or
teeth fillings or style of habiliments set forth in print ?'
"'Why, no,' says Ogden; 'they say nobody got a good sight of him
because he wore a mask. But they know it was a train-
robber called
Black Bill, because he always works alone and because he dropped a
handkerchief in the express-car that had his name on it.'
"'All right,' says I. 'I
approve of Black Bill's
retreat to the
sheep-ranges. I guess they won't find him.'
"'There's one thousand dollars
reward for his capture,' says Ogden.
"'I don't need that kind of money,' says I, looking Mr. Sheepman
straight in the eye. 'The twelve dollars a month you pay me is
enough. I need a rest, and I can save up until I get enough to pay my
fare to Texarkana, where my widowed mother lives. If Black Bill,' I
goes on, looking significantly at Ogden, was to have come down this
way--say, a month ago--and bought a little sheep-ranch and--'
"'Stop,' says Ogden, getting out of his chair and looking pretty
vicious. 'Do you mean to insinuate--'
"'Nothing,' says I; 'no insinuations. I'm stating a hypodermical
case. I say, if Black Bill had come down here and bought a sheep-
ranch and hired me to Little-Boy-Blue 'em and treated me square and
friendly, as you've done, he'd never have anything to fear from me. A
man is a man,
regardless of any complications he may have with sheep
or railroad trains. Now you know where I stand.'