his feet the moment the shouting began, almost as if he had been
expecting it, and had rushed to the window which commanded the best
view of the market-place.
"What can it all mean?" he kept repeating to himself, as, with his
hands clasped behind him, and his gown floating in the air, he paced
rapidly up and down the room. "I never heard such shouting before--
and at this time of the morning, too! And with such unanimity!
Doesn't it strike you as very remarkable?"
I represented,
modestly, that to my ears it appeared that they were
shouting for different things, but the Chancellor would not listen to
my
suggestion for a moment. "They all shout the same words, I assure
you!" he said: then, leaning well out of the window, he whispered to a
man who was
standing close
underneath, "Keep'em together, ca'n't you?
The Warden will be here directly. Give'em the signal for the march up!"
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evidently not meant for my ears, but I could scarcely help
hearing it,
considering that my chin was almost on the Chancellor's
shoulder.
The 'march up' was a very curious sight:
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a straggling
procession of men, marching two and two, began from the
other side of the market-place, and
advanced in an
irregular zig-zag
fashion towards the Palace, wildly tacking from side to side, like a
sailing
vessel making way against an unfavourable wind so that the head
of the
procession was often further from us at the end of one tack than
it had been at the end of the
previous one.
Yet it was
evident that all was being done under orders, for I noticed
that all eyes were fixed on the man who stood just under the window,
and to whom the Chancellor was
continually whispering. This man held
his hat in one hand and a little green flag in the other:
whenever he
waved the flag the
processionadvanced a little nearer, when he dipped
it they sidled a little farther off, and
whenever he waved his hat they
all raised a
hoarse cheer. "Hoo-roah!" they cried, carefully keeping
time with the hat as it bobbed up and down. "Hoo-roah! Noo! Consti!
Tooshun! Less! Bread! More! Taxes!"
"That'll do, that'll do!" the Chancellor whispered. "Let 'em rest a bit
till I give you the word. He's not here yet!" But at this moment the
great folding-doors of the
saloon were flung open, and he turned with a
guilty start to receive His High Excellency. However it was only Bruno,
and the Chancellor gave a little gasp of relieved anxiety.
"Morning!" said the little fellow, addressing the remark, in a general
sort of way, to the Chancellor and the
waiters. "Doos oo know where
Sylvie is? I's looking for Sylvie!"
"She's with the Warden, I believe, y'reince!" the Chancellor replied
with a low bow. There was, no doubt, a certain
amount of
absurdity in
applying this title (which, as of course you see without my telling
you, was nothing but 'your Royal Highness' condensed into one syllable)
to a small creature whose father was merely the Warden of Outland:
still, large excuse must be made for a man who had passed several years
at the Court of Fairyland, and had there acquired the almost impossible
art of pronouncing five syllables as one.
But the bow was lost upon Bruno, who had run out of the room, even
while the great feat of The Unpronounceable Monosyllable was being
triumphantly performed.
Just then, a single voice in the distance was understood to shout
"A speech from the Chancellor!" "Certainly, my friends!" the Chancellor
replied with
extraordinary promptitude. "You shall have a speech!"
Here one of the
waiters, who had been for some minutes busy making a
queer-looking
mixture of egg and sherry,
respectfully presented it on a
large silver salver. The Chancellor took it
haughtily, drank it off
thoughtfully, smiled benevolently on the happy
waiter as he set down
the empty glass, and began. To the best of my
recollection this is what
he said.
"Ahem! Ahem! Ahem! Fellow-sufferers, or rather
suffering fellows--"
("Don't call 'em names!" muttered the man under the window.
"I didn't say felons!" the Chancellor explained.)
"You may be sure that I always sympa--"
("'Ear, 'ear!" shouted the crowd, so loudly as quite to drown the
orator's thin squeaky voice) "--that I always sympa--" he repeated.
("Don't simper quite so much!" said the man under the window.
"It makes yer look a hidiot!" And, all this time, "'Ear, 'ear!" went
rumbling round the market-place, like a peal of thunder.)