En
attendant - Vive l'amour! et vive la bagatelle!
Je suis, Madame,
Avec tous les sentimens les plus respectueux et les plus tendres,
tout e vous,
Jaques Roque.
It was but changing the Corporal into the Count, - and saying
nothing about mounting guard on Wednesday, - and the letter was
neither right nor wrong: - so, to
gratify the poor fellow, who
stood trembling for my honour, his own, and the honour of his
letter, - I took the cream
gently off it, and whipping it up in my
own way, I seal'd it up and sent him with it to Madame de L-; - and
the next morning we pursued our journey to Paris.
PARIS.
When a man can
contest the point by dint of equipage, and carry all
on floundering before him with half a dozen of lackies and a couple
of cooks - 'tis very well in such a place as Paris, - he may drive
in at which end of a street he will.
A poor
prince who is weak in
cavalry, and whose whole
infantry does
not
exceed a single man, had best quit the field, and signalize
himself in the
cabinet, if he can get up into it; - I say up into
it - for there is no descending
perpendicularamongst 'em with a
"Me voici! mes enfans" - here I am -
whatever many may think.
I own my first sensations, as soon as I was left
solitary and alone
in my own
chamber in the hotel, were far from being so flattering
as I had prefigured them. I walked up
gravely to the window in my
dusty black coat, and looking through the glass saw all the world
in yellow, blue, and green,
running at the ring of pleasure. - The
old with broken lances, and in helmets which had lost their
vizards; - the young in
armour bright which shone like gold,
beplumed with each gay
feather of the east, - all, - all, tilting
at it like fascinated knights in tournaments of yore for fame and
love. -
Alas, poor Yorick! cried I, what art thou doing here? On the very
first onset of all this glittering
clatter thou art reduced to an
atom; - seek, - seek some winding alley, with a tourniquet at the
end of it, where
chariot never rolled or flambeau shot its rays; -
there thou mayest
solace thy soul in
converse sweet with some kind
grisette of a
barber's wife, and get into such coteries! -
- May I perish! if I do, said I, pulling out the letter which I had
to present to Madame de R- - I'll wait upon this lady, the very
first thing I do. So I called La Fleur to go seek me a
barberdirectly, - and come back and brush my coat.
THE WIG. PARIS.
When the
barber came, he
absolutely refused to have any thing to do
with my wig: 'twas either above or below his art: I had nothing to
do but to take one ready made of his own recommendation.
- But I fear, friend! said I, this
buckle won't stand. - You may
emerge it, replied he, into the ocean, and it will stand. -
What a great scale is every thing upon in this city thought I. -
The
utmost stretch of an English periwig-maker's ideas could have
gone no further than to have "dipped it into a pail of water." -
What difference! 'tis like Time to Eternity!
I
confess I do hate all cold conceptions, as I do the puny ideas
which engender them; and am generally so struck with the great
works of nature, that for my own part, if I could help it, I never
would make a
comparison less than a mountain at least. All that
can be said against the French
sublime, in this
instance of it, is
this: - That the
grandeur is MORE in the WORD, and LESS in the
THING. No doubt, the ocean fills the mind with vast ideas; but
Paris being so far
inland, it was not likely I should run post a
hundred miles out of it, to try the experiment; - the Parisian
barber meant nothing. -
The pail of water
standing beside the great deep, makes, certainly,
but a sorry figure in speech; - but, 'twill be said, - it has one
advantage - 'tis in the next room, and the truth of the
buckle may
be tried in it, without more ado, in a single moment.
In honest truth, and upon a more candid
revision of the matter, The
French expression professes more than it performs.
I think I can see the
precise and distinguishing marks of national
characters more in these nonsensical minutiae than in the most
important matters of state; where great men of all nations talk and
stalk so much alike, that I would not give ninepence to choose
amongst them.
I was so long in getting from under my
barber's hands, that it was