republic or
monarchy down their throats; even if the loan has been
floated, as Couture says, to pay the interest on that very same
national debt. Nobody can
complain. These are the real principles of
the present Golden Age."
"When the stage machinery is so huge," continued Bixiou, "a good many
puppets are required. In the first place, Nucingen had purposely and
with his eyes open
invested his five millions in an American
investment, foreseeing that the profits would not come in until it was
too late. The firm of Nucingen
deliberately emptied its coffers. Any
liquidation ought to be brought about naturally. In
deposits belonging
to private individuals and other
investments, the firm possessed about
six millions of capital
altogether. Among those private individuals
was the Baroness d'Aldrigger with her three hundred thousand francs,
Beaudenord with four hundred thousand, d'Aiglemont with a million,
Matifat with three hundred thousand, Charles Grandet (who married
Mlle. d'Aubrion) with half a million, and so forth, and so forth.
"Now, if Nucingen had himself brought out a joint-stock company, with
the shares of which he proposed to indemnify his creditors after more
or less
ingenious manoeuvring, he might perhaps have been suspected.
He set about it more
cunningly than that. He made some one else put up
the machinery that was to play the part of the Mississippi
scheme in
Law's
system. Nucingen can make the longest-headed men work out
schemes for him without confiding a word to them; it is his peculiar
talent. Nucingen just let fall a hint to du Tillet of the pyramidal,
triumphant notion of bringing out a joint-stock
enterprise with
capital sufficient to pay very high
dividends for a time. Tried for
the first time, in days when noodles with capital were
plentiful, the
plan was pretty sure to end in a run upon the shares, and consequently
in a profit for the
banker that issued them. You must remember that
this happened in 1826.
"Du Tillet, struck through he was by an idea both
pregnant and
ingenious, naturally bethought himself that if the
enterprise failed,
the blame must fall upon somebody. For which reason, it occurred to
him to put forward a figurehead
director in
charge of his commercial
machinery. At this day you know the secret of the firm of Claparon and
Company, founded by du Tillet, one of the finest inventions----"
"Yes," said Blondet, "the
responsible editor in business matters, the
instigator, and scapegoat; but we know better than that nowadays. We
put, 'Apply at the offices of the Company, such and such a number,
such and such a street,' where the public find a staff of clerks in
green caps, about as
pleasing to behold as broker's men."
"Nucingen," pursued Bixiou, "had supported the firm of Charles
Claparon and Company with all his credit. There were markets in which
you might
safely put a million francs' worth of Claparon's paper. So
du Tillet proposed to bring his firm of Claparon to the fore. So said,
so done. In 1825 the shareholder was still an unsophisticated being.
There was no such thing as cash lying at call. Managing
directors did
not
pledge themselves not to put their own shares upon the market;
they kept no
deposit with the Bank of France; they guaranteed nothing.
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condescend to explain to shareholders the exact
limits of their liabilities when they informed them that the
directors
in their
goodness, refrained from asking any more than a thousand, or
five hundred, or even two hundred and fifty francs. It was not given
out that the experiment in aere publico was not meant to last for more
than seven, five, or even three years, so that shareholders would not
have long to wait for the
catastrophe. It was in the
childhood of the
art. Promoters did not even publish the
gigantic prospectuses with
which they
stimulate the
imagination, and at the same time make
demands for money of all and sundry."
"That only comes when nobody wishes to part with money," said Couture.
"In short, there was no
competition in
investments," continued Bixiou.
"Paper-mache manufacturers, cotton printers, zinc-rollers, theatres,
and newspapers as yet did not hurl themselves like
hunting dogs upon
their quarry--the expiring shareholder. 'Nice things in shares,' as
Couture says, put thus artlessly before the public, and backed up by
the opinions of experts ('the princes of science'), were negotiated
shamefacedly in the silence and shadow of the Bourse. Lynx-eyed
speculators used to
execute (financially
speaking) the air Calumny out
of The Barber of Seville. They went about piano, piano, making known
the merits of the concern through the
medium of stock-exchange gossip.
They could only
exploit the
victim in his own house, on the Bourse, or
in company; so they reached him by means of the skilfully created
rumor which grew till it reached a tutti of a
quotation in four
figures----"
"And as we can say anything among ourselves," said Couture, "I will go
back to the last subject."
"Vous etes orfevre, Monsieur Josse!" cried Finot.
"Finot will always be
classic,
constitutional, and pedantic,"
commented Blondet.
"Yes," rejoined Couture, on whose
account Cerizet had just been
condemned on a
criminalcharge. "I
maintain that the new way is
infinitely less fraudulent, less ruinous, more straightforward than
the old. Publicity means time for
reflection and
inquiry. If here and
there a shareholder is taken in, he has himself to blame, nobody sells
him a pig in a poke. The manufacturing industry----"
"Ah!" exclaimed Bixiou, "here comes industry----"
"---- is a gainer by it," continued Couture,
taking no notice of the
interruption. "Every government that meddles with
commerce and cannot
leave it free, sets about an
expensive piece of folly; State
interference ends in a MAXIMUM or a
monopoly. To my thinking, few
things can be more in
conformity with the principles of free trade
than joint-stock companies. State
interference means that you try to
regulate the relations of
principal and interest, which is
absurd. In
business, generally
speaking, the profits are in
proportion to the
risks. What does it matter to the State how money is set circulating,
provided that it is always in
circulation? What does it matter who is
rich or who is poor, provided that there is a
constant quantity of
rich people to be taxed? Joint-stock companies,
limited liability
companies, every sort of
enterprise that pays a
dividend, has been
carried on for twenty years in England, commercially the first country
in the world. Nothing passes unchallenged there; the Houses of
Parliament hatch some twelve hundred laws every
session, yet no member
of Parliament has ever yet raised an
objection to the
system----"
"A cure for plethora of the strong box. Purely
vegetable remedy," put
in Bixiou, "les carottes" (gambling
speculation).
"Look here!" cried Couture, firing up at this. "You have ten thousand
francs. You
invest it in ten shares of a thousand francs each in ten
different
enterprises. You are swindled nine times out of the ten--as
a matter of fact you are not, the public is a match for anybody, but
say that you are swindled, and only one affair turns out well (by
accident!--oh, granted!--it was not done on purpose--there, chaff
away!). Very well, the punter that has the sense to divide up his
stakes in this way hits on a splendid
investment, like those who took
shares in the Wortschin mines. Gentlemen, let us admit among ourselves
that those who call out are hypocrites,
desperately vexed because they
have no good ideas of their own, and neither power to
advertise nor
skill to
exploit a business. You will not have long to wait for proof.
In a very short time you will see the
aristocracy, the court, and
public men
descend into
speculation in serried columns; you will see
that their claws are longer, their
morality more
crooked than ours,
while they have not our good points. What a head a man must have if he
has to found a business in times when the shareholder is as covetous
and keen as the inventor! What a great magnetizer must he be that can
create a Claparon and hit upon expedients never tried before! Do you
know the moral of it all? Our age is no better than we are; we live in
an era of greed; no one troubles himself about the intrinsic value of
a thing if he can only make a profit on it by selling it to somebody
else; so he passes it on to his neighbor. The shareholder that thinks
he sees a chance of making money is just as covetous as the founder
that offers him the opportunity of making it."
"Isn't he fine, our Couture? Isn't he fine?" exclaimed Bixiou, turning
to Blondet. "He will ask us next to erect statues to him as a
benefactor of the species."
"It would lead people to conclude that the fool's money is the wise
man's patrimony by
divine right," said Blondet.
"Gentlemen," cried Couture, "let us have our laugh out here to make up
for all the times when we must listen
gravely to
solemn nonsense