milord spoke to him, and his noble master might, perhaps, have
pardoned that
breach of the law
domestic. Milord would have put up
with a good deal from Toby; he was very fond of him. Toby could drive
a tandem dog-cart, riding on the wheeler, postilion fashion; his legs
did not reach the shafts, he looked in fact very much like one of the
cherub heads circling about the Eternal Father in old Italian
pictures. But an English journalist wrote a
deliciousdescription of
the little angel, in the course of which he said that Paddy was quite
too pretty for a tiger; in fact, he offered to bet that Paddy was a
tame tigress. The
description, on the heads of it, was calculated to
poison minds and end in something 'improper.' And the superlative of
'improper' is the way to the
gallows. Milord's circumspection was
highly approved by my lady.
"But poor Toby, now that his
precise position in insular zoology had
been called in question, found himself
hopelessly out of place. At
that time Godefroid had blossomed out at the French Embassy in London,
where he
learned the adventures of Toby, Joby, Paddy. Godefroid found
the
infantweeping over a pot of jam (he had already lost the guineas
with which milord gilded his misfortune). Godefroid took possession of
him; and so it fell out that on his return among us he brought back
with him the sweetest thing in tigers from England. He was known by
his tiger--as Couture is known by his waistcoats--and found no
difficulty in entering the
fraternity of the club yclept to-day the
Grammont. He had renounced the
diplomaticcareer; he ceased
accordingly to alarm the susceptibilites of the
ambitious; and as he
had no very dangerous
amount of
intellect, he was well looked upon
everywhere.
"Some of us would feel mortified if we saw only smiling faces
whereverwe went; we enjoy the sour contortions of envy. Godefroid did not like
to be disliked. Every one has his taste. Now for the solid, practical
aspects of life!
"The distinguishing feature of his chambers, where I have licked my
lips over breakfast more than once, was a
mysterious dressing-closet,
nicely decorated, and
comfortably appointed, with a grate in it and a
bath-tub. It gave upon a narrow
staircase, the folding doors were
noiseless, the locks well oiled, the hinges
discreet, the window panes
of frosted glass, the curtain impervious to light. While the bedroom
was, as it ought to have been, in a fine
disorder which would suit the
most
exactingpainter in water-colors; while everything
therein was
redolent of the Bohemian life of a young man of fashion, the dressing-
closet was like a shrine--white, spotless, neat, and warm. There were
no draughts from door or window, the
carpet had been made soft for
bare feet
hastily put to the floor in a sudden panic of alarm--which
stamps him as your thoroughbred dandy that knows life; for here, in a
few moments, he may show himself either a noodle or a master in those
little details in which a man's
character is revealed. The Marquise
previously quoted--no, it was the Marquise de Rochefide--came out of
that dressing-closet in a
furious rage, and never went back again. She
discovered nothing 'improper' in it. Godefroid used to keep a little
cupboard full of----"
"Waistcoats?" suggested Finot.
"Come, now, just like you, great Turcaret that you are. (I shall never
form that fellow.) Why, no. Full of cakes, and fruit, and dainty
little flasks of Malaga and Lunel; an en cas de nuit in Louis
Quatorze's style; anything that can
tickle the
delicate and well-bred
appetite of sixteen quarterings. A
knowing old man-servant, very
strong in matters veterinary, waited on the horses and groomed
Godefroid. He had been with the late M. de Beaudenord, Godefroid's
father, and bore Godefroid an inveterate
affection, a kind of heart
complaint which has almost disappeared among
domestic servants since
savings banks were established.
"All material
well-being is based upon
arithmetic. You to whom Paris
is known down to its very excrescences, will see that Beaudenord must
have acquired about seventeen thousand livres per annum; for he paid
some seventeen francs of taxes and spent a thousand crowns on his own
whims. Well, dear boys, when Godefroid came of age, the Marquis
d'Aiglemont submitted to him such an
account of his trust as none of
us would be likely to give a
nephew; Godefroid's name was inscribed as
the owner of eighteen thousand livres of rentes, a
remnant of his
father's
wealth spared by the
harrow of the great
reduction under the
Republic and the hailstorms of Imperial arrears. D'Aiglemont, that
upright
guardian, also put his ward in possession of some thirty
thousand francs of savings invested with the firm of Nucingen;
sayingwith all the charm of a grand seigneur and the
indulgence of a soldier
of the Empire, that he had contrived to put it aside for his ward's
young man's follies. 'If you will take my advice, Godefroid,' added
he, 'instead of squandering the money like a fool, as so many young
men do, let it go in follies that will be useful to you afterwards.
Take an attache's post at Turin, and then go to Naples, and from
Naples to London, and you will be amused and learn something for your
money. Afterwards, if you think of a
career, the time and the money
will not have been thrown away.' The late lamented d'Aiglemont had
more sense than people credited him with, which is more than can be
said of some of us."
"A young fellow that starts with an
assuredincome of eighteen
thousand livres at one-and-twenty is lost," said Couture.
"Unless he is miserly, or very much above the ordinary level," added
Blondet.
"Well, Godefroid sojourned in the four capitals of Italy," continued
Bixiou. "He lived in England and Germany, he spent some little time at
St. Petersburg, he ran over Holland but he parted company with the
aforesaid thirty thousand francs by living as if he had thirty
thousand a year. Everywhere he found the same
supreme de volaille, the
same aspics, and French wines; he heard French
spokenwherever he went
--in short, he never got away from Paris. He ought, of course, to have
tried to deprave his
disposition, to fence himself in
triple brass, to
get rid of his illusions, to learn to hear anything said without a
blush, and to master the inmost secrets of the Powers.--Pooh! with a
good deal of trouble he equipped himself with four languages--that is
to say, he laid in a stock of four words for one idea. Then he came
back, and certain
tedious dowagers, styled 'conquests'
abroad, were
left disconsolate. Godefroid came back, shy, scarcely formed, a good
fellow with a confiding
disposition,
incapable of
saying ill of any
one who honored him with an admittance to his house, too staunch to be
a diplomatist,
altogether he was what we call a
thoroughly good
fellow."
"To cut it short, a brat with eighteen thousand livres per annum to
drop over the first
investment that turns up," said Couture.
"That confounded Couture has such a habit of anticipating dividends,
that he is anticipating the end of my tale. Where was I? Oh!
Beaudenord came back. When he took up his abode on the Quai Malaquais,
it came to pass that a thousand francs over and above his needs was
altogetherinsufficient to keep up his share of a box at the Italiens
and the Opera
properly. When he lost twenty-five or thirty louis at
play at one swoop, naturally he paid; when he won, he spent the money;
so should we if we were fools enough to be drawn into a bet.
Beaudenord, feeling pinched with his eighteen thousand francs, saw the
necessity of creating what we to-day call a balance in hand. It was a
great notion of his 'not to get too deep.' He took
counsel of his
sometime
guardian. 'The funds are now at par, my dear boy,' quoth
d'Aiglemont; 'sell out. I have sold mine and my wife's. Nucingen has
all my capital, and is giving me six per cent; do
likewise, you will
have one per cent the more upon your capital, and with that you will
be quite comfortable.'
"In three days' time our Godefroid was comfortable. His increase of
income exactly supplied his superfluities; his material happiness was
complete.
"Suppose that it were possible to read the minds of all the young men
in Paris at one glance (as, it appears, will be done at the Day of
Judgment with all the millions upon millions that have groveled in all
spheres, and worn all uniforms or the uniform of nature), and to ask
them whether happiness at six-and-twenty is or is not made up of the
following items--to wit, to own a saddle-horse and a tilbury, or a
cab, with a fresh, rosy-faced Toby Joby Paddy no bigger than your
fist, and to hire an unimpeachable brougham for twelve francs an