Doc, since I seen yu' at the rain-making, and I'm a heap older than them
hospital days when I bust my leg on yu'. Three or four glasses and quit.
That's my rule."
"That your rule, too?" inquired the Governor of Shorty, Chalkeye, and
Dollar Bill. These gentlemen of the
saddle were sitting quite
expressionless upon their horses.
"We ain't talkin', we're waitin'," observed Chalkeye; and the three
cynics smiled amiably.
"Well, Doc, see yu' again," said Mr. McLean. He turned to accompany his
brother cow-punchers, but in that particular moment Fate descended or
came up from
whatever place she dwells in and entered the body of the
unsuspecting Governor.
"What's your hurry?" said Fate,
speaking in the official's
hearty manner.
"Come along with me."
"Can't do it. Where are yu' goin'?"
"Christmasing," replied Fate.
"Well, I've got to feed my horse. Christmasing, yu' say?"
"Yes; I'm buying toys."
"Toys! You? What for?"
"Oh, some kids."
"Yourn?" screeched Lin, precipitately.
His Excellency the jovial Governor opened his teeth in pleasure at this,
for he was a
bachelor, and there were fifteen upon his list, which he
held up for the edification of the hasty McLean. "Not mine, I'm happy to
say. My friends keep marrying and settling, and their kids call me uncle,
and climb around and
bother, and I forget their names, and think it's a
girl, and the mother gets mad. Why, if I didn't remember these little
folks at Christmas they'd be wondering--not the kids, they just break
your toys and don't notice; but the mother would wonder--'What's the
matter with Dr. Barker? Has Governor Barker gone back on us?'--that's
where the
strain comes!" he broke off, facing Mr. McLean with another
spacious laugh.
But the cow-puncher had ceased to smile, and now, while Barker ran on
exuberantly, McLean's wide-open eyes rested upon him,
singular and
intent, and in their hazel depths the last gleam of jocularity went out.
"That's where the
strain comes, you see. Two sets of acquaintances.
Grateful patients and loyal voters, and I've got to keep solid with both
outfits, especially the wives and mothers. They're the people. So it's
drums, and dolls, and sheep on wheels, and games, and monkeys on a stick,
and the saleslady shows you a
mechanical bear, and it costs too much, and
you forget whether the Judge's second girl is Nellie or Susie, and--well,
I'm just in for my
annualcircus this afternoon! You're in luck.
Christmas don't trouble a chap fixed like you."
Lin McLean prolonged the
sentence like a distant echo.
"A chap fixed like you!" The cow-puncher said it slowly to himself. "No,
sure." He seemed to be watching Shorty, and Chalkeye, and Dollar Bill
going down the road. "That's a new idea--Christmas," he murmured, for it
was one of his oldest, and he was recalling the Christmas when he wore
his first long trousers.
"Comes once a year pretty regular," remarked the
prosperous Governor.
"Seems often when you pay the bill."
"I haven't made a Christmas gift," pursued the cow-puncher, dreamily,
"not for--for--Lord! it's a hundred years, I guess. I don't know anybody
that has any right to look for such a thing from me." This was indeed a
new idea, and it did not stop the chill that was spreading in his heart.
"Gee whiz!" said Barker,
briskly, "there goes twelve o'clock. I've got to
make a start. Sorry you can't come and help me. Good-bye!"
His Excellency left the rider sitting
motionless, and forgot him at once
in his own preoccupation. He hastened upon his journey to the shops with
the list, not in his pocket, but held
firmly, like a plank in the
imminence of
shipwreck. The Nellies and Susies pervaded his mind, and he
struggled with the presentiment that in a day or two he would recall some
omitted and wretchedly important child. Quick hoof-beats made him look
up, and Mr. McLean passed like a wind. The Governor
absently watched him
go, and saw the pony hunch and
stiffen in the check of his speed when Lin
overtook his companions. Down there in the distance they took a side
street, and Barker
rejoicingly remembered one more name and wrote it as
he walked. In a few minutes he had come to the shops, and met face to
face with Mr. McLean.
"The boys are seein' after my horse," Lin rapidly began, "and I've got to
meet 'em sharp at one. We're twelve weeks shy on a square meal, yu' see,
and this first has been a date from 'way back. I'd like to--" Here Mr.
McLean cleared his
throat, and his speech went less
smoothly. "Doc, I'd
like just for a while to watch yu' gettin'--them monkeys, yu' know."
The Governor expressed his
agreeable surprise at this change of mind, and
was glad of McLean's company and judgment during the impending
selections. A picture of a cow-puncher and himself discussing a couple of
dolls rose nimbly in Barker's
mental eye, and it was with an imperfect
honesty that he said, "You'll help me a heap."
And Lin, quite
sincere, replied, "Thank yu'."
So together these two went Christmasing in the
throng. Wyoming's Chief
Executive knocked elbows with the spurred and jingling waif, one man as
good as another in that raw,
hopeful, full-blooded cattle era, which now
the sobered West remembers as the days of its fond youth. For one man has
been as good as another in three places--Paradise before the Fall; the
Rocky Mountains before the wire fence; and the Declaration of
Independence. And then this Governor, beside being young, almost as young
as Lin McLean or the Chief Justice (who
lately had
celebrated his
thirty-second birthday), had in his doctoring days at Drybone known the
cow-puncher with that
familiarity which lasts a
lifetime without breeding
contempt;
accordingly he now laid a hand on Lin's tall shoulder and drew
him among the petticoats and toys.
Christmas filled the windows and Christmas stirred in mankind. Cheyenne,
not over-zealous in
doctrine or litanies, and with the opinion that a
world in the hand is worth two in the bush,
nevertheless was flocking
together, neighbor to think of neighbor, and every one to remember the
children; a
sacredassembly, after all, gathered to rehearse unwittingly
the articles of its
belief, the Creed and Doctrine of the Child. Lin saw
them hurry and smile among the paper fairies; they questioned and
hesitated,
crowded and made decisions, failed utterly to find the right
thing, forgot and hastened back, suffered all the various desperations of
the eleventh hour, and turned
homeward, dropping their parcels with that
undimmed good-will that once a year makes
gracious the
universal human
face. This
brotherhood swam and beamed before the cow-puncher's brooding
eyes, and in his ears the greeting of the season sang. Children escaped
from their mothers and ran chirping behind the
counters to touch and
meddle in places
forbidden. Friends dashed against each other with
rabbits and magic lanterns, greeted in haste, and were gone, amid the
sound of
musical boxes.
Through this
tinkle and bleating of little machinery the murmur of the
human heart drifted in and out of McLean's
hearing; fragments of home
talk, tendernesses, economies,
intimate first names, and dinner hours,
and whether it was joy or
sadness, it was in common; the world seemed
knit in a single skein of home ties. Two or three came by whose purses
must have been
slender, and whose purchases were
humble and chosen after
much nice
adjustment; and when one plain man dropped a word about both
ends meeting, and the woman with him laid a hand on his arm,
saying that
his children must not feel this year was different, Lin made a step
toward them. There were hours and spots where he could
readily have
descended upon them at that, played the role of clinking affluence, waved
thanks aside with
competentblasphemy, and tossing off some infamous
whiskey, cantered away in the full self-conscious strut of the
frontier.
But here was not the moment; the abashed cow-puncher could make no such
parade in this place. The people brushed by him back and forth, busy upon
their errands, and aware of him scarcely more than if he had been a
spirit looking on from the
helpless dead; and so, while these weaving
needs and kindnesses of man were within arm's touch of him, he was locked
outside with his impulses. Barker had, in the natural press of customers,
long parted from him, to become immersed in choosing and rejecting; and
now, with a fair part of his
missionaccomplished, he was ready to go on
to the next place, and turned to
beckon McLean. He found him obliterated
in a corner beside a life-sized image of Santa Claus,
standing as still
as the
frosty saint.