"He looks livelier than you do," said the
hearty Governor. "'Fraid it's
been slow waiting."
"No," replied the cow-puncher,
thoughtfully. "No, I guess not."
This
uncertainty was expressed with such
gentleness that Barker roared.
"You never did lie to me," he said, "long as I've known you. Well, never
mind. I've got some real advice to ask you now."
At this Mr. McLean's face grew more alert. "Say Doc," said he, "what do
yu' want for Christmas that nobody's likely to give yu'?"
"A big practice--big enough to
interfere with my politics."
"What else? Things and truck, I mean."
"Oh--nothing I'll get. People don't give things much to fellows like me."
"Don't they? Don't they?"
"Why, you and Santa Claus weren't putting up any
scheme on my stocking?"
"Well--"
"I believe you're in earnest!" cried his Excellency. "That's simply
rich!" Here was a thing to relish! The Frontier comes to town "heeled for
a big time," finds that presents are all the rage, and must immediately
give somebody something. Oh, childlike,
miscellaneous Frontier! So
thought the good-hearted Governor; and it seems a venial misconception.
"My dear fellow," he added, meaning as well as possible, "I don't want
you to spend your money on me."
"I've got plenty all right," said Lin, shortly.
"Plenty's not the point. I'll take as many drinks as you please with you.
You didn't expect anything from me?"
"That ain't--that don't--"
"There! Of course you didn't. Then, what are you getting proud about?
Here's our shop." They stepped in from the street to new crowds and
counters. "Now," pursued the Governor, "this is for a very particular
friend of mine. Here they are. Now, which of those do you like best?"
They were sets of Tennyson in cases
holding little volumes equal in
number, but the
binding various, and Mr. McLean reached his decision
after one look. "That," said he, and laid a large
muscular hand upon the
Laureate. The young lady behind the
counter spoke out acidly, and Lin
pulled the
abject hand away. His taste, however, happened to be sound,
or, at least, it was at one with the Governor's; but now they learned
that there was a distressing variance in the matter of price.
The Governor stared at the
delicate article of his choice. "I know that
Tennyson is what she--is what's wanted," he muttered; and, feeling
himself nudged, looked around and saw Lin's
extended fist. This gesture
he took for a facetious
sympathy, and, dolorously grasping the hand,
found himself
holding a lump of bills. Sheer
amazement relaxed him, and
the cow-puncher's matted
wealth tumbled on the floor in sight of all
people. Barker picked it up and gave it back. "No, no, no!" he said,
mirthful over his own
inclination to be annoyed; "you can't do that. I'm
just as much obliged, Lin," he added.
"Just as a loan, Doc--some of it. I'm grass-bellied with spot-cash."
A
giggle behind the
counter disturbed them both, but the sharp young lady
was only dusting. The Governor at once paid
haughtily for Tennyson's
expensive works, and the cow-puncher pushed his discountenanced savings
back into his clothes. Making haste to leave the book department of this
shop, they regained a
mutual ease, and the Governor became waggish over
Lin's concern at being too rich. He suggested to him the list of
delinquent taxpayers and the latest
census from which to select indigent
persons. He had patients, too, whose inveterate pennilessness he could
swear
cheerfully to--"since you want to bolt from your own money," he
remarked.
"Yes, I'm a green horse," assented Mr. McLean, gallantly; "ain't used to
the looks of a twenty-dollar bill, and I shy at 'em."
From his face--that jocular mask--one might have counted him the most
serene and
careless of vagrants, and in his words only the ordinary
voice of banter spoke to the Governor. A good woman, it may well be,
would have guessed before this the
sensitive soul in the blundering body,
but Barker saw just the familiar, whimsical, happy-go-lucky McLean of old
days, and so he went gayly and
innocently on, treading upon holy ground.
"I've got it!" he exclaimed; "give your wife something."
The ruddy cow-puncher grinned. He had passed through the world of woman
with but few delays,
rejoicing in
informal and
transient entanglements,
and he welcomed the turn which the conversation seemed now to be
taking.