A DIPLOMATIC LETTER
The poet's reflections during the night were
thoroughly matter-of
fact. He
sincerely saw nothing worse in life than the situation of a
married man without money. Still trembling at the danger he had been
led into by his
vanity, his desire to get the better of the duke, and
his
belief in the Mignon millions, he began to ask himself what the
duchess must be thinking of his stay in Havre, aggravated by the fact
that he had not written to her for fourteen days,
whereas in Paris
they exchanged four or five letters a week.
"And that poor woman is
working hard to get me appointed
commander of
the Legion and
ambassador to the Court of Baden!" he cried.
Thereupon, with that promptitude of decision which results--in poets
as well as in speculators--from a
lively intuition of the future, he
sat down and
composed the following letter:--
To Madame la Duchesse de Chaulieu:
My dear Eleonore,--You have
doubtless been surprised at not
hearing from me; but the stay I am making in this place is not
altogether on
account of my health. I have been
trying to do a
good turn to our little friend La Briere. The poor fellow has
fallen in love with a certain Mademoiselle Modeste de La Bastie, a
rather pale,
insignificant, and thread-papery little thing, who,
by the way, has the vice of
likingliterature, and calls herself a
poet to excuse the caprices and humors of a rather
sullen nature.
You know Ernest,--he is so easy to catch that I have been afraid
to leave him to himself. Mademoiselle de La Bastie was inclined to
coquet with your Melchior, and was only too ready to become your
rival, though her arms are thin, and she has no more bust than
most girls;
moreover, her hair is as dead and colorless as that of
Madame de Rochefide, and her eyes small, gray, and very
suspicious. I put a stop--perhaps rather brutally--to the
attentions of Mademoiselle Immodeste; but love, such as mine for
you, demanded it. What care I for all the women on earth,--
compared to you, what are they?
The people with whom I pass my time, and who form the
circle round
the heiress, are so
thoroughly bourgeois that they almost turn my
stomach. Pity me; imagine! I pass my evenings with notaries,
notaresses, cashiers,
provincial money-lenders--ah! what a change
from my evenings in the rue de Grenelle. The alleged fortune of
the father,
lately returned from China, has brought to Havre that
indefatigable
suitor, the grand equerry, hungry after the
millions, which he wants, they say, to drain his marshes. The king
does not know what a fatal present he made the duke in those waste
lands. His Grace, who has not yet found out that the lady had only
a small fortune, is
jealous of ME; for La Briere is quietly making
progress with his idol under cover of his friend, who serves as a
blind.
Notwith
standing Ernest's
romantic ecstasies, I myself, a poet,
think
chiefly of the
essential thing, and I have been making some
inquiries which
darken the prospects of our friend. If my angel
would like absolution for some of our little sins, she will try to
find out the facts of the case by sending for Mongenod, the
banker, and questioning him, with the
dexterity that characterizes
her, as to the father's fortune? Monsieur Mignon,
formerly colonel
of
cavalry in the Imperial guard, has been for the last seven
years a
correspondent of the Mongenods. It is said that he gives
his daughter a "dot" of two hundred thousand francs, and before I
make the offer on Ernest's
behalf I am
anxious to get the rights
of the story. As soon as the affair is arranged I shall return to
Paris. I know a way to settle everything to the
advantage of our
young lover,--simply by the
transmission of the father-in-law's
title, and no one, I think, can more
readilyobtain that favor
than Ernest, both on
account of his own services and the influence
which you and I and the duke can exert for him. With his tastes,
Ernest, who of course will step into my office when I go to Baden,
will be
perfectly happy in Paris with twenty-five thousand francs
a year, a
permanent place, and a wife--luckless fellow!
Ah, dearest, how I long for the rue de Grenelle! Fifteen days of
absence! when they do not kill love, they
revive all the ardor of
its earlier days, and you know, better than I, perhaps, the
reasons that make my love eternal,--my bones will love thee in the
grave! Ah! I cannot bear this
separation. If I am forced to stay
here another ten days, I shall make a flying visit of a few hours
to Paris.
Has the duke
obtained for me the thing we wanted; and shall you,
my dearest life, be ordered to drink the Baden waters next year?
The billing and cooing of the "handsome disconsolate," compared
with the accents of our happy love--so true and changeless for now
ten years!--have given me a great
contempt for marriage. I had
never seen the thing so near. Ah, dearest! what the world calls a
"false step" brings two beings nearer together than the law--does
it not?
The concluding idea served as a text for two pages of reminiscences
and aspirations a little too
confidential for publication.
The evening before the day on which Canalis put the above
epistle into
the post, Butscha, under the name of Jean Jacmin, had received a
letter from his fictitious cousin, Philoxene, and had mailed his
answer, which thus preceded the letter of the poet by about twelve
hours. Terribly
anxious for the last two weeks, and wounded by
Melchior's silence, the
duchess herself dictated Philoxene's letter to
her cousin, and the moment she had read the answer, rather too
explicit for her quinquagenary
vanity, she sent for the
banker and
made close inquiries as to the exact fortune of Monsieur Mignon.
Finding herself betrayed and
abandoned for the millions, Eleonore gave
way to a paroxysm of anger,
hatred, and cold vindictiveness. Philoxene
knocked at the door of the
sumptuous room, and entering found her
mistress with her eyes full of tears,--so
unprecedented a phenomenon
in the fifteen years she had waited upon her that the woman stopped
short stupefied.
"We expiate the happiness of ten years in ten minutes," she heard the
duchess say.
"A letter from Havre, madame."
Eleonore read the poet's prose without noticing the presence of
Philoxene, whose
amazement became still greater when she saw the dawn
of fresh serenity on the
duchess's face as she read further and
further into the letter. Hold out a pole no thicker than a walking-
stick to a drowning man, and he will think it a high-road of safety.
The happy Eleonore believed in Canalis's good faith when she had read
through the four pages in which love and business,
falsehood and
truth, jostled each other. She who, a few moments earlier, had sent
for her husband to prevent Melchior's appointment while there was
still time, was now seized with a spirit of
generosity that amounted
almost to the sublime.
"Poor fellow!" she thought; "he has not had one
faithless thought; he
loves me as he did on the first day; he tells me all--Philoxene!" she
cried, noticing her maid, who was
standing near and pretending to
arrange the toilet-table.
"Madame la
duchesse?"
"A mirror, child!"
Eleonore looked at herself, saw the fine razor-like lines traced on
her brow, which disappeared at a little distance; she sighed, and in
that sigh she felt she bade adieu to love. A brave thought came into
her mind, a manly thought, outside of all the pettiness of women,--a
thought which intoxicates for a moment, and which explains, perhaps,
the clemency of the Semiramis of Russia when she married her young and
beautiful rival to Momonoff.
"Since he has not been
faithless, he shall have the girl and her
millions," she thought,--"provided Mademoiselle Mignon is as ugly as
he says she is."