This day, Sunday, June 27th, were imbibed twelve bottles of twelve
different wines, regarded as
exquisite; also were devoured melons,
"pates au jus romanum," and a fillet of beef with
mushroom sauce.
Mademoiselle Mariette, the
illustrious sister of our head-clerk
and leading lady of the Royal Academy of music and dancing, having
obligingly put at the
disposition of this Practice
orchestra seats
for the
performance of this evening, it is proper to make this
record of her
generosity. Moreover, it is
hereby decreed that the
aforesaid clerks shall
convey themselves in a body to that noble
demoiselle to thank her in person, and declare to her that on the
occasion of her first lawsuit, if the devil sends her one, she
shall pay the money laid out upon it, and no more.
And our head-clerk Godeschal has been and is
hereby proclaimed a
flower of Basoche, and, more especially, a good fellow. May a man
who treats so well be soon in treaty for a Practice of his own!
On this record were stains of wine, pates, and candle-grease. To
exhibit the stamp of truth that the writers had managed to put upon
these records, we may here give the report of Oscar's own pretended
reception:--
This day, Monday, November 25th, 1822, after a
session held
yesterday at the rue de la Cerisaie, Arsenal quarter, at the house
of Madame Clapart, mother of the
candidate-basochien Oscar Husson,
we, the undersigned, declare that the
repast of admission
surpassed our expectations. It was
composed of radishes, pink and
black, gherkins, anchovies, butter and olives for hors-d'oeuvre; a
succulent soup of rice,
bearingtestimony to
maternal solicitude,
for we recognized
therein a
delicious taste of
poultry; indeed, by
acknowledgment of the new member, we
learned that the gibbets of a
fine stew prepared by the hands of Madame Clapart herself had been
judiciously inserted into the family soup-pot with a care that is
never taken except in such households.
Item: the said gibbets inclosed in a sea of jelly.
Item: a tongue of beef with tomatoes, which rendered us all
tongue-tied automatoes.
Item: a compote of pigeons with caused us to think the angels had
had a finger in it.
Item: a timbale of macaroni surrounded by chocolate custards.
Item: a
dessertcomposed of eleven
delicate dishes, among which we
remarked (in spite of the tipsiness caused by sixteen bottles of
the choicest wines) a compote of peaches of
august and mirobolant
delicacy.
The wines of Roussillon and those of the banks of the Rhone
completely effaced those of Champagne and Burgundy. A bottle of
maraschino and another of kirsch did, in spite of the
exquisitecoffee,
plunge us into so marked an oenological
ecstasy that we
found ourselves at a late hour in the Bois de Boulogne instead of
our domicile, where we thought we were.
In the statutes of our Order there is one rule which is rigidly
enforced;
namely, to allow all
candidates for the
privilege of
Basoche to limit the
magnificence of their feast of
welcome to the
length of their purse; for it is
publiclynotorious that no one
delivers himself up to Themis if he has a fortune, and every clerk
is, alas,
sternly curtailed by his parents. Consequently, we
hereby record with the highest praise the
liberal conduct of
Madame Clapart, widow, by her first marriage, of Monsieur Husson,
father of the
candidate, who is
worthy of the hurrahs which we
gave for her at
dessert.
To all of which we
hereby set our hands.
[Signed by all the clerks.]
Three clerks had already been deceived by the Book, and three real
"receptions of
welcome," were recorded on this
imposingregister.
The day after the
arrival of each neophyte, the little sub-clerk (the
errand-boy and "gutter-jumper") laid upon the new-comer's desk the
"Archives Architriclino-Basochiennes," and the clerks enjoyed the
sight of his
countenance as he
studied its facetious pages. Inter
pocula each
candidate had
learned the secret of the farce, and the
revelation inspired him with the desire to hoax his successor.
We see now why Oscar, become in his turn
participator in the hoax,
called out to the little clerk, "Forward, the book!"
Ten minutes later a handsome young man, with a fine figure and
pleasant face, presented himself, asked for Monsieur Desroches, and
gave his name without
hesitation to Godeschal.
"I am Frederic Marest," he said, "and I come to take the place of
third clerk."
"Monsieur Husson," said Godeschal to Oscar, "show
monsieur his seat
and tell him about the customs of the office."
The next day the new clerk found the
register lying on his desk. He
took it up, but after
reading a few pages he began to laugh, said
nothing to the assembled clerks, and laid the book down again.
"Messieurs," he said, when the hour of
departure came at five o'clock,
"I have a cousin who is head clerk of the notary Maitre Leopold
Hannequin; I will ask his advice as to what I ought to do for my
welcome."
"That looks ill," cried Godeschal, when Frederic had gone, "he hasn't
the cut of a
novice, that fellow!"
"We'll get some fun out of him yet," said Oscar.
CHAPTER IX
LA MARQUISE DE LAS FLORENTINAS Y CABIROLOS
The following day, at two o'clock, a young man entered the office,
whom Oscar recognized as Georges Marest, now head-clerk of the notary
Hannequin.
"Ha! here's the friend of Ali pacha!" he exclaimed in a flippant way.
"Hey! you here, Monsieur l'ambassadeur!" returned Georges,
recollecting Oscar.
"So you know each other?" said Godeschal, addressing Georges.
"I should think so! We got into a
scrape together," replied Georges,
"about two years ago. Yes, I had to leave Crottat and go to Hannequin
in
consequence of that affair."
"What was it?" asked Godeschal.
"Oh, nothing!" replied Georges, at a sign from Oscar. "We tried to
hoax a peer of France, and he bowled us over. Ah ca! so you want to
jockey my cousin, do you?"
"We jockey no one," replied Oscar, with
dignity; "there's our
charter."
And he presented the famous
register, pointing to a place where
sentence of
banishment was passed on a refractory who was stated to
have been forced, for acts of dishonesty, to leave the office in 1788.
Georges laughed as he looked through the archives.
"Well, well," he said, "my cousin and I are rich, and we'll give you a
fete such as you never had before,--something to
stimulate your
imaginations for that
register. To-morrow (Sunday) you are bidden to
the Rocher de Cancale at two o'clock. Afterwards, I'll take you to
spend the evening with Madame la Marquise de las Florentinas y
Cabirolos, where we shall play cards, and you'll see the elite of the
women of fashion. Therefore, gentleman of the lower courts," he added,
with notarial
assumption, "you will have to
behave yourselves, and
carry your wine like the seigneurs of the Regency."
"Hurrah!" cried the office like one man. "Bravo! very well! vivat!
Long live the Marests!"
"What's all this about?" asked Desroches, coming out from his private
office. "Ah! is that you, Georges? I know what you are after; you want
to demoralize my clerks."
So
saying, he
withdrew into his own room,
calling Oscar after him.
"Here," he said,
opening his cash-box, "are five hundred francs. Go to
the Palais, and get from the registrar a copy of the decision in
Vandernesse against Vandernesse; it must be served to-night if
possible. I have promised a PROD of twenty francs to Simon. Wait for
the copy if it is not ready. Above all, don't let yourself be fooled;
for Derville is
capable, in the interest of his
clients, to stick a
spoke in our wheel. Count Felix de Vandernesse is more powerful than
his brother, our
client, the
ambassador. Therefore keep your eyes
open, and if there's the slightest hitch come back to me at once."