breakfasting with his uncle Cardot, and still less in going to see his
mother, who lived even more penuriously than Desroches. Moreau could
not make himself familiar with Oscar as Godeschal could; and perhaps
that
sincere friend to young Husson was behind Godeschal in these
efforts to
initiate the poor youth
safely into the mysteries of life.
Oscar, grown
prudent, had come, through
contact with others, to see
the
extent and the
character of the fault he had committed on that
luckless journey; but the
volume of his repressed fancies and the
follies of youth might still get the better of him. Nevertheless, the
more knowledge he could get of the world and its laws, the better his
mind would form itself, and, provided Godeschal never lost sight of
him, Moreau flattered himself that between them they could bring the
son of Madame Clapart through in safety.
"How is he getting on?" asked the land-agent of Godeschal on his
return from one of his journeys which had kept him some months out of
Paris.
"Always too much vanity," replied Godeschal. "You give him fine
clothes and fine linen, he wears the shirt-fronts of a stockbroker,
and so my
dainty coxcomb spends his Sundays in the Tuileries, looking
out for adventures. What else can you expect? That's youth. He
torments me to present him to my sister, where he would see a pretty
sort of society!--actresses, ballet-dancers,
elegant young fops,
spendthrifts who are
wasting their fortunes! His mind, I'm afraid, is
not fitted for law. He can talk well, though; and if we could make him
a barrister he might plead cases that were carefully prepared for
him."
In the month of November, 1825, soon after Oscar Husson had taken
possession of his new clerkship, and at the moment when he was about
to pass his
examination for the licentiate's degree, a new clerk
arrived to take the place made
vacant by Oscar's promotion.
This fourth clerk, named Frederic Marest, intended to enter the
magistracy, and was now in his third year at the law school. He was a
fine young man of twenty-three, enriched to the
amount of some twelve
thousand francs a year by the death of a
bachelor uncle, and the son
of Madame Marest, widow of the
wealthy wood-merchant. This future
magistrate, actuated by a laudable desire to understand his vocation
in its smallest details, had put himself in Desroches' office for the
purpose of studying legal
procedure, and of training himself to take a
place as head-clerk in two years. He hoped to do his "stage" (the
period between the
admission as licentiate and the call to the bar) in
Paris, in order to be fully prepared for the functions of a post which
would surely not be refused to a rich young man. To see himself, by
the time he was thirty, "procureur du roi" in any court, no matter
where, was his sole
ambition. Though Frederic Marest was cousin-german
to Georges Marest, the latter not having told his
surname in
Pierrotin's coucou, Oscar Husson did not connect the present Marest
with the
grandson of Czerni-Georges.
"Messieurs," said Godeschal at breakfast time, addressing all the
clerks, "I announce to you the
arrival of a new jurisconsult; and as
he is rich, rishissime, we will make him, I hope, pay a
gloriousentrance-fee."
"Forward, the book!" cried Oscar, nodding to the youngest clerk, "and
pray let us be serious."
The youngest clerk climbed like a
squirrel along the
shelves which
lined the room, until he could reach a
register placed on the top
shelf, where a thick layer of dust had settled on it.
"It is getting colored," said the little clerk, exhibiting the
volume.
We must explain the
perennial joke of this book, then much in vogue in
legal offices. In a
clerical life where work is the rule,
amusement is
all the more treasured because it is rare; but, above all, a hoax or a
practical joke is enjoyed with delight. This fancy or custom does, to
a certain
extent, explain Georges Marest's
behavior in the coucou. The
gravest and most
gloomy clerk is possessed, at times, with a craving
for fun and quizzing. The
instinct with which a set of young clerks
will seize and develop a hoax or a practical joke is really
marvellous. The denizens of a
studio and of a lawyer's office are, in
this line, superior to comedians.
In buying a practice without clients, Desroches began, as it were, a
new
dynasty. This circumstance made a break in the usages
relative to
the
reception of new-comers. Moreover, Desroches having taken an
office where legal
documents had never yet been scribbled, had bought
new tables, and white boxes edged with blue, also new. His staff was
made up of clerks coming from other officers, without
mutual ties, and
surprised, as one may say, to find themselves together. Godeschal, who
had served his
apprenticeship under Maitre Derville, was not the sort
of clerk to allow the precious
tradition of the "welcome" to be lost.
This "welcome" is a breakfast which every neophyte must give to the
"ancients" of the office into which he enters.
Now, about the time when Oscar came to the office, during the first
six months of Desroches'
installation, on a winter evening when the
work had been got through more quickly than usual, and the clerks were
warming themselves before the fire
preparatory to
departure, it came
into Godeschal's head to
construct and
compose a Register
"architriclino-basochien," of the
utmostantiquity, saved from the
fires of the Revolution, and derived through the procureur of the
Chatelet-Bordin, the immediate
predecessor of Sauvaguest, the
attorney, from whom Desroches had bought his practice. The work, which
was highly approved by the other clerks, was begun by a search through
all the dealers in old paper for a
register, made of paper with the
mark of the eighteenth century, duly bound in
parchment, on which
should be the stamp of an order in council. Having found such a
volumeit was left about in the dust, on the stove, on the ground, in the
kitchen, and even in what the clerks called the "chamber of
deliberations"; and thus it obtained a mouldiness to delight an
antiquary, cracks of aged dilapidation, and broken corners that looked
as though the rats had gnawed them; also, the gilt edges were
tarnished with
surprisingperfection. As soon as the book was duly
prepared, the entries were made. The following extracts will show to
the most obtuse mind the purpose to which the office of Maitre
Desroches
devoted this
register, the first sixty pages of which were
filled with reports of fictitious cases. On the first page appeared as
follows, in the legal
spelling of the eighteenth century:--
In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, so be it. This
day, the feast of our lady Saincte-Geneviesve,
patron saint of
Paris, under whose
protection have existed, since the year 1525
the clerks of this Practice, we the under-signed, clerks and sub-
clerks of Maistre Jerosme-Sebastien Bordin,
successor to the late
Guerbet, in his
lifetime procureur at the Chastelet, do
herebyrecognize the
obligation under which we lie to renew and continue
the
register and the archives of
installation of the clerks of
this noble Practice, a
glorious member of the Kingdom of Basoche,
the which
register, being now full in
consequence of the many acts
and deeds of our well-beloved
predecessors, we have consigned to
the Keeper of the Archives of the Palais for safe-keeping, with
the
registers of other ancient Practices; and we have ourselves
gone, each and all, to hear mass at the
parish church of Saint-
Severin to solemnize the
inauguration of this our new
register.
In
witnesswhereof we have hereunto signed our names: Malin, head-
clerk; Grevin, second-clerk; Athanase Feret, clerk; Jacques Heret,
clerk; Regnault de Saint-Jean-d'Angely, clerk; Bedeau, youngest
clerk and gutter-jumper.
In the year of our Lord 1787.
After the mass aforesaid was heard, we conveyed ourselves to
Courtille, where, at the common
charge, we ordered a fine
breakfast; which did not end till seven o'clock the next morning.
This was marvellously well engrossed. An
expert would have said that
it was written in the eighteenth century. Twenty-seven reports of
receptions of neophytes followed, the last in the fatal year of 1792.
Then came a blank of fourteen years; after which the
register began
again, in 1806, with the appointment of Bordin as
attorney before the
first Court of the Seine. And here follows the deed which proclaimed
the reconstitution of the kingdom of Basoche:--
God in his mercy willed that, in spite of the
fearful storms which
have
cruelly ravaged the land of France, now become a great
Empire, the archives of the very
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