an hour, while a
delicious smell of roast
poultry pervaded the
whole house. At last, however, a knock against the shutters made
us all jump up at the same moment. Stout Ponderel ran to open the
door, and in less than a minute a little Sister of Mercy appeared
in the
doorway. She was thin, wrinkled, and timid, and
successively saluted the four bewildered hussars who saw her
enter. Behind her, the noise of sticks sounded on the tiled floor
in the vestibule. As soon as she had come into the drawing-room I
saw three old heads in white caps, following each other one by
one, balancing themselves with different movements, one canting
to the right, while the other canted to the left. Then three
worthy women showed themselves, limping, dragging their legs
behind them, crippled by
illness and deformed through old age,
three infirm old women, past service, the only three pensioners
who were able to walk in the
establishment which Sister
Saint-Benedict managed.
"She had turned round to her invalids, full of
anxiety for them,
and then
seeing my quartermaster's stripes, she said to me: 'I am
much obliged to you for thinking of these poor women. They have
very little pleasure in life, and you are at the same time giving
them a great treat and doing them a great honor.'
"I saw the
priest, who had remained in the
obscurity of the
passage, and who was laughing
heartily, and I began to laugh in
my turn, especially when I saw Marchas's face. Then, motioning
the nun to the seats, I said: 'Sit down, Sister: we are very
proud and very happy that you have accepted our unpretentious
invitation.'
"She took three chairs which stood against the wall, set them
before the fire, led her three old women to them, settled them on
them, took their sticks and shawls which she put into a corner,
and then, pointing to the first, a thin woman with an
enormousstomach, who was
evidentlysuffering from the dropsy, she said:
'This is Mother Paumelle, whose husband was killed by falling
from a roof, and whose son died in Africa; she is sixty years
old.' Then she
pointed to another, a tall woman, whose head shook
unceasingly: 'This is Mother Jean-Jean, who is sixty-seven. She
is nearly blind, for her face was
terribly singed in a fire, and
her right leg was half burned off.'
"Then she
pointed to the third, a sort of dwarf, with protruding,
round,
stupid eyes, which she rolled
incessantly in all
directions. 'This is La Putois, an idiot. She is only
forty-four.'
"I bowed to the three women as if I were being presented to some
Royal Highness, and turning to the
priest I said: 'You are an
excellent man, Monsieur l'Abbe, and we all owe you a debt of
gratitude.'
"Everybody was laughing, in fact, except Marchas, who seemed
furious, and just then Karl Massouligny cried: 'Sister
Saint-Benedict, supper is on the table!'
"I made her go first with the
priest, then I helped up Mother
Paumelle, whose arm I took and dragged her into the next room,
which was no easy task, for her
swollenstomach seemed heavier
than a lump of iron.
"Stout Ponderel gave his arm to Mother Jean-Jean, who bemoaned
her
crutch, and little Joseph Herbon took the idiot, La Putois,
to the dining-room, which was filled with the odor of the viands.
"As soon as we were opposite our plates, the Sister clapped her
hands three times, and, with the
precision of soldiers presenting
arms, the women made a rapid sign of the cross, and then the
priest slowly
repeated the 'Benedictus' in Latin. Then we sat
down, and the two fowls appeared, brought in by Marchas, who
chose to wait rather than to sit down as a guest at this
ridiculous repast.
"But I cried: 'Bring the
champagne at once!' and a cork flew out
with the noise of a
pistol, and in spite of the
resistance of the
priest and the kind Sister, the three hussars sitting by the side
of the three invalids, emptied their three full glasses down
their
throats by force.
"Massouligny, who possessed the
faculty of making himself at
home, and of being on good terms with
everyone,
wherever he was,
made love to Mother Paumelle, in the drollest manner. The
dropsical woman, who had retained her
cheerfulness in spite of
her misfortunes, answered him banteringly in a high falsetto
voice which seemed to be assumed, and she laughed so
heartily at
her neighbor's jokes that her large
stomach looked as if it were
going to rise up and get on to the table. Little Herbon had
seriously undertaken the task of making the idiot drunk, and
Baron d'Etreillis whose wits were not always particularly sharp,
was questioning old Jean-Jean about the life, the habits, and the
rules in the hospital.
"The nun said to Massouligny in
consternation: 'Oh! oh! you will
make her ill; pray do not make her laugh like that, Monsieur. Oh!
Monsieur.' Then she got up and rushed at Herbon to take a full
glass out of his hands which he was
hastily emptying down La
Putois's
throat, while the
priest shook with
laughter, and said
to the Sister: 'Never mind, just this once, it will not hurt her.
Do leave them alone.'
"After the two fowls they ate the duck, which was flanked by the
three pigeons and a
blackbird, and then the goose appeared,
smoking, golden-colored, and diffusing a warm odor of hot,
browned fat meat. La Paumelle who was getting
lively, clapped her
hands; La Jean-Jean left off answering the Baron's numerous
questions, and La Putois uttered grunts of pleasure, half cries
and half sighs, like little children do when one shows them
sweets. 'Allow me to carve this bird,' the cure said. 'I
understand these sort of operations better than most people.'
" 'Certainly, Monsieur l'Abbe,' and the Sister said: 'How would
it be to open the window a little; they are too warm, and I am
afraid they will be ill.'
"I turned to Marchas: 'Open the window for a minute.' He did so;
the cold outer air as it came in made the candles flare, and the
smoke from the goose--which the cure was scientifically carving,
with a table
napkin round his neck--whirl about. We watched him
doing it, without
speaking now, for we were interested in his
attractive handiwork, and also seized with renewed
appetite at
the sight of that
enormous golden-colored bird, whose limbs fell
one after another into the brown gravy at the bottom of the dish.
At that moment, in the midst of
greedy silence which kept us all
attentive, the distant report of a shot came in at the open
window.
"I started to my feet so quickly that my chair fell down behind
me, and I shouted: 'Mount, all of you! You, Marchas, will take
two men and go and see what it is. I shall expect you back here
in five minutes.' And while the three riders went off at full
gallop through the night, I got into the
saddle with my three
remaining hussars, in front of the steps of the villa, while the
cure, the Sister, and the three old women showed their frightened
faces at the window.
"We heard nothing more, except the barking of a dog in the
distance. The rain had ceased, and it was cold, very cold. Soon I
heard the
gallop of a horse, of a single horse, coming back. It
was Marchas, and I called out to him: 'Well?'
" 'It is nothing; Francois has wounded an old
peasant who refused
to answer his
challenge and who continued to advance in spite of
the order to keep off. They are bringing him here, and we shall
see what is the matter.'