brightened up Forsyth, and drunk a devil of a lot of most
indifferent
liquor. Let's top off with a visit to my cousins, and
be the
instrument of Providence in
earnest. Tomorrow I can turn
my attention to leather; tonight I'll just make it
lively for 'em
in a friendly spirit.'
About a quarter of an hour later, as the clocks were striking
eleven, the
instrument of Providence descended from a hansom,
and, bidding the driver wait, rapped at the door of No. 16 John
Street.
It was
promptly opened by Morris.
'O, it's you, Michael,' he said, carefully blocking up the narrow
opening: 'it's very late.'
Michael without a word reached forth, grasped Morris warmly by
the hand, and gave it so
extreme a
squeeze that the sullen
householder fell back. Profiting by this
movement, the
lawyerobtained a
footing in the lobby and marched into the dining-room,
with Morris at his heels.
'Where's my Uncle Joseph?' demanded Michael, sitting down in the
most comfortable chair.
'He's not been very well lately,' replied Morris; 'he's staying
at Browndean; John is nursing him; and I am alone, as you see.'
Michael smiled to himself. 'I want to see him on particular
business,' he said.
'You can't expect to see my uncle when you won't let me see your
father,' returned Morris.
'Fiddlestick,' said Michael. 'My father is my father; but Joseph
is just as much my uncle as he's yours; and you have no right to
sequestrate his person.'
'I do no such thing,' said Morris
doggedly. 'He is not well, he
is
dangerously ill and nobody can see him.'
'I'll tell you what, then,' said Michael. 'I'll make a clean
breast of it. I have come down like the opossum, Morris; I have
come to
compromise.'
Poor Morris turned as pale as death, and then a flush of wrath
against the
injustice of man's
destiny dyed his very temples.
'What do you mean?' he cried, 'I don't believe a word of it.' And
when Michael had
assured him of his
seriousness, 'Well, then,' he
cried, with another deep flush, 'I won't; so you can put that in
your pipe and smoke it.'
'Oho!' said Michael queerly. 'You say your uncle is
dangerouslyill, and you won't
compromise? There's something very fishy about
that.'
'What do you mean?' cried Morris hoarsely.
'I only say it's fishy,' returned Michael, 'that is, pertaining
to the finny tribe.'
'Do you mean to
insinuate anything?' cried Morris stormily,
trying the high hand.
'Insinuate?'
repeated Michael. 'O, don't let's begin to use
awkward expressions! Let us drown our differences in a bottle,
like two affable kinsmen. The Two Affable Kinsmen, sometimes
attributed to Shakespeare,' he added.
Morris's mind was labouring like a mill. 'Does he
suspect? or is
this chance and stuff? Should I soap, or should I bully? Soap,'
he concluded. 'It gains time.' 'Well,' said he aloud, and with
rather a
painful affectation of heartiness, 'it's long since we
have had an evening together, Michael; and though my habits (as
you know) are very
temperate, I may as well make an exception.
Excuse me one moment till I fetch a bottle of whisky from the
cellar.'
'No whisky for me,' said Michael; 'a little of the old still
champagne or nothing.'
For a moment Morris stood irresolute, for the wine was very
valuable: the next he had quitted the room without a word. His
quick mind had perceived his
advantage; in thus dunning him for
the cream of the
cellar, Michael was playing into his hand. 'One
bottle?' he thought. 'By George, I'll give him two! this is no
moment for
economy; and once the beast is drunk, it's strange if
I don't wring his secret out of him.'
With two bottles,
accordingly, he returned. Glasses were
produced, and Morris filled them with
hospitable grace.
'I drink to you, cousin!' he cried gaily. 'Don't spare the
wine-cup in my house.'
Michael drank his glass
deliberately,
standing at the table;
filled it again, and returned to his chair, carrying the bottle
along with him.
'The spoils of war!' he said apologetically. 'The weakest goes to
the wall. Science, Morris, science.' Morris could think of no
reply, and for an
appreciableinterval silence reigned. But two
glasses of the still
champagne produced a rapid change in
Michael.
'There's a want of vivacity about you, Morris,' he observed. 'You
may be deep; but I'll be hanged if you're vivacious!'
'What makes you think me deep?' asked Morris with an air of
pleased simplicity.
'Because you won't
compromise,' said the
lawyer. 'You're deep
dog, Morris, very deep dog, not t'
compromise--
remarkable deep
dog. And a very good glass of wine; it's the only respectable
feature in the Finsbury family, this wine; rarer thing than a
title--much rarer. Now a man with glass wine like this in
cellar,
I wonder why won't
compromise?'
'Well, YOU wouldn't
compromise before, you know,' said the
smiling Morris. 'Turn about is fair play.'
'I wonder why _I_ wouldn'
compromise? I wonder why YOU wouldn'?'
enquired Michael. 'I wonder why we each think the other wouldn'?
'S quite a remarrable--
remarkable problem,' he added, triumphing
over oral obstacles, not without
obvious pride. 'Wonder what we
each think--don't you?'
'What do you suppose to have been my reason?' asked Morris
adroitly.
Michael looked at him and winked. 'That's cool,' said he. 'Next
thing, you'll ask me to help you out of the muddle. I know I'm
emissary of Providence, but not that kind! You get out of it
yourself, like Aesop and the other fellow. Must be dreadful
muddle for young
orphan o' forty; leather business and all!'
'I am sure I don't know what you mean,' said Morris.
'Not sure I know myself,' said Michael. 'This is exc'lent
vintage, sir--exc'lent vintage. Nothing against the tipple. Only
thing: here's a
valuable uncle disappeared. Now, what I want to
know: where's
valuable uncle?'
'I have told you: he is at Browndean,' answered Morris, furtively
wiping his brow, for these
repeated hints began to tell upon him
cruelly.
'Very easy say Brown--Browndee--no' so easy after all!' cried
Michael. 'Easy say; anything's easy say, when you can say it.
What I don' like's total
disappearance of an uncle. Not
businesslike.' And he wagged his head.
'It is all
perfectly simple,' returned Morris, with laborious
calm. 'There is no
mystery. He stays at Browndean, where he got a
shake in the accident.'
'Ah!' said Michael, 'got devil of a shake!'
'Why do you say that?' cried Morris sharply.
'Best possible authority. Told me so yourself,' said the
lawyer.
'But if you tell me
contrary now, of course I'm bound to believe
either the one story or the other. Point is I've upset this
bottle, still
champagne's exc'lent thing carpet--point is, is
valuable uncle dead--an'--bury?'
Morris
sprang from his seat. 'What's that you say?' he gasped.
'I say it's exc'lent thing carpet,' replied Michael, rising.
'Exc'lent thing
promotehealthy action of the skin. Well, it's
all one, anyway. Give my love to Uncle Champagne.'
'You're not going away?' said Morris.
'Awf'ly sorry, ole man. Got to sit up sick friend,' said the
wavering Michael.
'You shall not go till you have explained your hints,' returned
Morris
fiercely. 'What do you mean? What brought you here?'
'No offence, I trust,' said the
lawyer, turning round as he
opened the door; 'only doing my duty as shemishery of
Providence.'
Groping his way to the front-door, he opened it with some
difficulty, and descended the steps to the hansom. The tired
driver looked up as he approached, and asked where he was to go
next.
Michael observed that Morris had followed him to the steps; a
brilliant
inspiration came to him. 'Anything t' give pain,' he
reflected. . . . 'Drive Shcotlan' Yard,' he added aloud, holding
to the wheel to steady himself; 'there's something devilish
fishy, cabby, about those cousins. Mush' be cleared up! Drive
Shcotlan' Yard.'
'You don't mean that, sir,' said the man, with the ready sympathy
of the lower orders for an intoxicated gentleman. 'I had better
take you home, sir; you can go to Scotland Yard tomorrow.'
'Is it as friend or as perfessional man you
advise me not to go
Shcotlan' Yard t'night?' enquired Michael. 'All righ', never min'
Shcotlan' Yard, drive Gaiety bar.'
'The Gaiety bar is closed,' said the man.
'Then home,' said Michael, with the same cheerfulness.
'Where to, sir?'
'I don't remember, I'm sure,' said Michael, entering the vehicle,
'drive Shcotlan' Yard and ask.'
'But you'll have a card,' said the man, through the little
aperture in the top, 'give me your card-case.'
'What imagi--imagination in a cabby!' cried the
lawyer, producing
his card-case, and handing it to the driver.
The man read it by the light of the lamp. 'Mr Michael Finsbury,
233 King's Road, Chelsea. Is that it, sir?'
'Right you are,' cried Michael, 'drive there if you can see way.'
CHAPTER X. Gideon Forsyth and the Broadwood Grand
The reader has perhaps read that
remarkable work, Who Put Back
the Clock? by E. H. B., which appeared for several days upon the
railway bookstalls and then vanished entirely from the face of
the earth. Whether eating Time makes the chief of his diet out of
old editions; whether Providence has passed a special enactment
on
behalf of authors; or whether these last have taken the law
into their own hand, bound themselves into a dark
conspiracy with
a password, which I would die rather than reveal, and night after
night sally forth under some
vigorous leader, such as Mr James
Payn or Mr Walter Besant, on their task of secret
spoliation--certain it is, at least, that the old editions pass,
giving place to new. To the proof, it is believed there are now
only three copies extant of Who Put Back the Clock? one in the
British Museum,
successfully concealed by a wrong entry in the
catalogue; another in one of the
cellars (the
cellar where the
music accumulates) of the Advocates' Library at Edinburgh; and a
third, bound in morocco, in the possession of Gideon Forsyth. To
account for the very different fate attending this third
exemplar, the readiest theory is to suppose that Gideon admired
the tale. How to explain that
admiration might appear (to those
who have perused the work) more difficult; but the
weakness of a
parent is
extreme, and Gideon (and not his uncle, whose initials
he had humorously borrowed) was the author of Who Put Back the
Clock? He had never acknowledged it, or only to some intimate
friends while it was still in proof; after its appearance and
alarming
failure, the
modesty of the
novelist had become more
pressing, and the secret was now likely to be better kept than
that of the authorship of Waverley.
A copy of the work (for the date of my tale is already yesterday)
still figured in dusty
solitude in the bookstall at Waterloo; and
Gideon, as he passed with his ticket for Hampton Court, smiled
contemptuously at the creature of his thoughts. What an idle
ambition was the author's! How far beneath him was the practice
of that
childish art! With his hand closing on his first brief,