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"I didn't allude to Mr. Macdonald."
"Don't you suppose I know to whom you alluded, dear? Is not your

style so simple, frank, and direct that a wayfaring girl can read it
and not err therein? No, I am not sitting on your feet, and it is

not time to go to sleep; I wonder you do not tire of making those
futile protests. As a matter of fact, we began this literary

discussion yesterday morning, but were interrupted; and knowing that
it was sure to come up again, I prepared for it with Salemina. She

furnished the ammunition, so to speak, and I fired the guns."
"You always make so much noise with blank cartridges I wonder you

ever bother about real shot," I remarked.
"Penelope, how can you abuse me when I am in trouble? Well, Mr.

Macdonald was prating, as usual, about the antiquity of Scotland and
its aeons of stirring history. I am so weary of the venerableness

of this country. How old will it have to be, I wonder, before it
gets used to it? If it's the province of art to conceal art, it

ought to be the province of age to conceal age, and it generally is.
`Everything doesn't improve with years,' I observed sententiously.

"'For instance?' he inquired.
"Of course you know how that question affected me! How I do dislike

an appetite for specific details! It is simply paralysing to a good
conversation. Do you remember that silly game in which some one

points a stick at you and says, `Beast, bird, or fish,--BEAST!' and
you have to name one while he counts ten? If a beast has been

requested, you can think of one fish and two birds, but no beast.
If he says `FISH,' all the beasts in the universe stalk through your

memory, but not one finny, sealy, swimming thing! Well, that is the
effect of `For instance?' on my faculties. So I stumbled a bit, and

succeeded in recalling, as objects which do not improve with age,
mushrooms, women, and chickens, and he was obliged to agree with me,

which nearly killed him. Then I said that although America is so
fresh and blooming that people persist in calling it young, it is

much older than it appears to the superficial eye. There is no real
propriety in dating us as a nation from the Declaration of

Independence in 1776, I said, nor even from the landing of the
Pilgrims in 1620; nor, for that matter, from Columbus's discovery in

1492. It's my opinion, I asserted, that some of us had been there
thousands of years before, but nobody had had the sense to discover

us. We couldn't discover ourselves,--though if we could have
foreseen how the sere and yellow nations of the earth would taunt us

with youth and inexperience, we should have had to do something
desperate!"

"That theory must have been very convincing to the philosophic Scots
mind," I interjected.

"It was; even Mr. Macdonald thought it ingenious. `And so,' I went
on, `we were alive and awake and beginning to make history when you

Scots were only bare-legged savages roaming over the hills and
stealing cattle. It was a very bad habit of yours, that cattle-

stealing, and one which you kept up too long.'
"'No worse a sin than your stealing land from the Indians,' he said.

"'Oh yes,' I answered, `because it was a smaller one! Yours was a
vice, and ours a sin; or I mean it would have been a sin had we done

it; but in reality we didn't steal land; we just TOOK it, reserving
plenty for the Indians to play about on; and for every hunting-

ground we took away we gave them in exchange a serviceable plough,
or a school, or a nice Indian agent, or something. That was land-

grabbing, if you like, but it is a habit you Britishers have still,
while we gave it up when we reached years of discretion.'"

"This is very illuminating," I interrupted, now thoroughly wide
awake, "but it isn't my idea of a literary discussion."

"I am coming to that," she responded. "It was just at this point
that, goaded into secret fury by my innocent speech about cattle-

stealing, he began to belittle American literature, the poetry
especially. Of course he waxed eloquent about the royal line of

poet-kings that had made his country famous, and said the people who
could claim Shakespeare had reason to be the proudest nation on

earth. `Doubtless,' I said. `But do you mean to say that Scotland
has any nearer claim upon Shakespeare than we have? I do not now

allude to the fact that in the large sense he is the common property
of the English-speaking world' (Salemina told me to say that), `but

Shakespeare died in 1616, and the union of Scotland with England
didn't come about till 1707, nearly a century afterwards. You

really haven't anything to do with him! But as for us, we didn't
leave England until 1620, when Shakespeare had been perfectly dead

four years. We took very good care not to come away too soon.
Chaucer and Spenser were dead too, and we had nothing to stay for!'"

I was obliged to relax here and give vent to a burst of merriment at
Francesca's absurdities.

"I could see that he had never regarded the matter in that light
before," she went on gaily, encouraged by my laughter, "but he

braced himself for the conflict, and said `I wonder that you didn't
stay a little longer while you were about it. Milton and Ben Jonson

were still alive; Bacon's Novum Organum was just coming out; and in
thirty or forty years you could have had L'Allegro, Il Penseroso and

Paradise Lost; Newton's Principia, too, in 1687. Perhaps these were
all too serious and heavy for your national taste; still one

sometimes likes to claim things one cannot fully appreciate. And
then, too, if you had once begun to stay, waiting for the great

things to happen and the great books to be written, you would never
have gone, for there would still have been Browning, Tennyson, and

Swinburne to delay you.'
"'If we couldn't stay to see out your great bards, we certainly

couldn't afford to remain and welcome your minor ones,' I answered
frigidly; `but we wanted to be well out of the way before England

united with Scotland, knowing that if we were uncomfortable as
things were, it would be a good deal worse after the Union; and we

had to come home anyway, and start our own poets. Emerson,
Whittier, Longfellow, Holmes, and Lowell had to be born.'

"'I suppose they had to be if you had set your mind on it,' he said,
`though personally I could have spared one or two on that roll of

honour.'
"'Very probably,' I remarked, as thoroughly angry now as he intended

I should be. `We cannot expect you to appreciate all the American
poets; indeed, you cannot appreciate all of your own, for the same

nation doesn't always furnish the writers and the readers. Take
your precious Browning, for example! There are hundreds of Browning

Clubs in America, and I never heard of a single one in Scotland.'
"'No,' he retorted, `I dare say; but there is a good deal in

belonging to a people who can understand him without clubs!'"
"O Francesca!" I exclaimed, sitting bolt upright among my pillows.

"How could you give him that chance! How COULD you! What did you
say?"

"I said nothing," she replied mysteriously. "I did something much
more to the point,--I cried!"

"CRIED?"
"Yes, cried; not rivers and freshets of woe, but small brooks and

streamlets of helpless mortification."
"What did he do then?"

"Why do you say `do'?"
"Oh, I mean `say,' of course. Don't trifle; go on. What did he say

then?"
"There are some things too dreadful to describe," she answered, and

wrapping her Italian blanket majestically about her she retired to
her own apartment, shooting one enigmatical glance at me as she

closed the door.
That glance puzzled me for some time after she left the room. It

was as expressive and interesting a beam as ever darted from a
woman's eye. The combination of elements involved in it, if an

abstract thing may be conceived as existing in component parts, was
something like this:-

One-half, mystery.
One-eighth, triumph.

One-eighth, amusement.
One-sixteenth, pride.

One-sixteenth, shame.
One-sixteenth, desire to confess.

One-sixteenth, determination to conceal.
And all these delicate, complex emotions played together in a circle

of arching eyebrow, curving lip, and tremulous chin,--played
together, mingling and melting into one another like fire and snow;

bewildering, mystifying, enchanting the beholder!
If Ronald Macdonald did--I am a woman, but, for one, I can hardly

blame him!
Chapter XXII. Francesca entertains the green-eyed monster.

`"O has he chosen a bonny bride,
An' has he clean forgotten me?"

An' sighing said that gay ladye,
"I would I were in my ain countrie!"'

Lord Beichan.
It rained in torrents; Salemina was darning stockings in the

inglenook at Bide-a-Wee Cottage, and I was reading her a Scotch
letter which Francesca and I had concocted the evening before. I

proposed sending the document to certain chosen spirits in our own
country, who were pleased to be facetious concerning our devotion to

Scotland. It contained, in sooth, little that was new, and still
less that was true, for we were confined to a very small vocabulary

which we were obliged to supplement now and then by a dip into Burns
and Allan Ramsay.

Here is the letter:-
Bide-a-Wee Cottage,

Pettybaw,
East Neuk o' Fife.

To my trusty fieres,
Mony's the time I hae ettled to send ye a screed, but there was aye

something that cam' i' the gait. It wisna that I couldna be fashed,
for aften hae I thocht o' ye and my hairt has been wi' ye mony's the

day. There's no' muckle fowk frae Ameriky hereawa; they're a' jist
Fife bodies, and a lass canna get her tongue roun' their thrapple-

taxin' words ava', so it's like I may een drap a' the sweetness o'
my good mither-tongue.

`Tis a dulefu' nicht, and an awfu' blash is ragin' wi'oot. Fanny's
awa' at the gowff rinnin' aboot wi' a bag o' sticks after a wee bit

ba', and Sally and I are hame by oor lane. Laith will the lassie be
to weet her bonny shoon, but lang ere the play'll be ower she'll wat

her hat aboon. A gust o' win' is skirlin' the noo, and as we luik
ower the faem, the haar is risin', weetin' the green swaird wi'

misty shoo'rs.
Yestreen was a calm simmer gloamin', sae sweet an' bonnie that when

the sun was sinkin' doon ower Pettybaw Sands we daundered ower the
muir. As we cam' through the scented birks, we saw a trottin'

burnie wimplin' `neath the white-blossomed slaes and hirplin' doon
the hillside; an' while a herd-laddie lilted ower the fernie brae, a

cushat cooed leesomely doon i' the dale. We pit aff oor shoon, sae
blithe were we, kilted oor coats a little aboon the knee, and

paidilt i' the burn, gettin' geyan weet the while. Then Sally pu'd
the gowans wat wi' dew an' twined her bree wi' tasselled broom,

while I had a wee crackie wi' Tibby Buchan, the flesher's dochter
frae Auld Reekie. Tibby's nae giglet gawky like the lave, ye ken,--

she's a sonsie maid, as sweet as ony hinny pear, wi' her twa pawky
een an' her cockernony snooded up fu' sleek.

We were unco gleg to win hame when a' this was dune, an' after
steekin' the door, to sit an' birsle oor taes at the bit blaze.

Mickle thocht we o' the gentles ayont the sea, an' sair grat we for
a' frien's we kent lang syne in oor ain countree.

Late at nicht, Fanny, the bonny gypsy, cam' ben the hoose an' tirled
at the pin of oor bigly bower door, speirin' for baps and bannocks.

"Hoots, lassie!" cried oot Sally, "th' auld carline i' the kitchen
is i' her box-bed, an' weel aneuch ye ken is lang syne cuddled

doon."
"Oo ay!" said Fanny, strikin' her curly pow, "then fetch me

parritch, an' dinna be lang wi' them, for I've lickit a Pettybaw lad


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