we've got a little machine more powerful than all the forts in the
world,--a machine, due to a doctor, which cured more people during the
short time we worked it than the doctors ever killed."
"How you talk!" exclaimed Gazonal, whose flesh began to creep at
Publicola's air and manner.
"Ha! that's the thing we rely on! We follow Saint-Just and
Robespierre; but we'll do better than they; they were timid, and you
see what came of it; an emperor! the elder branch! the younger branch!
The Montagnards didn't lop the social tree enough."
"Ah ca! you, who will be, they tell me,
consul, or something of that
kind,
tribune perhaps, be good enough to remember," said Bixiou, "that
I have asked your
protection for the last dozen years."
"No harm shall happen to you; we shall need wags, and you can take the
place of Barere," replied the corn-doctor.
"And I?" said Leon.
"Ah, you! you are my
client, and that will save you; for
genius is an
odious
privilege, to which too much is accorded in France; we shall be
forced to
annihilate some of our greatest men in order to teach others
to be simple citizens."
The corn-cutter spoke with a semi-serious, semi-jesting air that made
Gazonal shudder.
"So," he said, "there's to be no more religion?"
"No more religion OF THE STATE," replied the pedicure, emphasizing the
last words; "every man will have his own. It is very
fortunate that
the government is just now endowing convents; they'll provide our
funds. Everything, you see, conspires in our favour. Those who pity
the peoples, who clamor on
behalf of proletaries, who write works
against the Jesuits, who busy themselves about the amelio
ration of no
matter what,--the communists, the humanitarians, the philanthropists,
you understand,--all these people are our
advanced guard. While we are
storing
gunpowder, they are making the tinder which the spark of a
single circumstance will ignite."
"But what do you expect will make the happiness of France?" cried
Gazonal.
"Equality of citizens and cheapness of provisions. We mean that there
will be no persons
lacking anything, no millionaires, no suckers of
blood and
victims."
"That's it!--maximum and minimum," said Gazonal.
"You've said it," replied the corn-cutter, decisively.
"No more
manufacturers?" asked Gazonal.
"The state will manufacture. We shall all be the usufructuaries of
France; each will have his
ration as on board ship; and all the world
will work according to their capacity."
"Ah!" said Gazonal, "and while a
waiting the time when you can cut off
the heads of aristocrats--"
"I cut their nails," said the
radicalrepublican, putting up his tools
and finishing the jest himself.
Then he bowed very
politely and went away.
"Can this be possible in 1845?" cried Gazonal.
"If there were time we could show you," said his cousin, "all the
personages of 1793, and you could talk with them. You have just seen
Marat; well! we know Fouquier-Tinville, Collot d'Herbois, Robespierre,
Chabot, Fouche, Barras; there is even a
magnificent Madame Roland."
"Well, the
tragic is not
lacking in your play," said Gazonal.
"It is six o'clock. Before we take you to see Odry in 'Les
Saltimbauques' to-night," said Leon to Gazonal, "we must go and pay a
visit to Madame Cadine,--an
actress whom your
committee-man Massol
cultivates, and to whom you must
therefore pay the most assiduous
court."
"And as it is all important that you conciliate that power, I am going
to give you a few instructions," said Bixiou. "Do you employ workwomen
in your manufactory?"
"Of course I do," replied Gazonal.
"That's all I want to know," resumed Bixiou. "You are not married, and
you are a great--"
"Yes!" cried Gazonal, "you've guessed my strong point, I'm a great
lover of women."
"Well, then! if you will
execute the little
manoeuvre which I am about
to
prescribe for you, you will taste, without spending a
farthing, the
sweets to be found in the good graces of an
actress."
When they reached the rue de la Victoire where the
celebratedactresslived, Bixiou, who meditated a trick upon the distrustful
provincial,
had scarcely finished teaching him his role; but Gazonal was quick, as
we shall see, to take a hint.
The three friends went up to the second floor of a rather handsome
house, and found Madame Jenny Cadine just finishing dinner, for she
played that night in an afterpiece at the Gymnase. Having presented
Gazonal to this great power, Leon and Bixiou, in order to leave them
alone together, made the excuse of looking at a piece of furniture in
another room; but before leaving, Bixiou had whispered in the
actress's ear: "He is Leon's cousin, a
manufacturer,
enormously rich;
he wants to win a suit before the Council of State against his
prefect, and he thinks it wise to
fascinate you in order to get Massol
on his side."
All Paris knows the beauty of that young
actress, and will
thereforeunderstand the stupefaction of the Southerner on
seeing her. Though
she had received him at first rather
coldly, he became the object of
her good graces before they had been many minutes alone together.
"How strange!" said Gazonal, looking round him disdainfully on the
furniture of the salon, the door of which his accomplices had left
half open, "that a woman like you should be allowed to live in such an
ill-furnished apartment."
"Ah, yes, indeed! but how can I help it? Massol is not rich; I am
hoping he will be made a minister."
"What a happy man!" cried Gazonal, heaving the sigh of a
provincial.
"Good!" thought she. "I shall have new furniture, and get the better
of Carabine."
"Well, my dear!" said Leon, returning, "you'll be sure to come to
Carabine's to-night, won't you?--supper and lansquenet."
"Will
monsieur be there?" said Jenny Cadine, looking artlessly and
graciously at Gazonal.
"Yes, madame," replied the
countryman, dazzled by such rapid success.
"But Massol will be there," said Bixiou.
"Well, what of that?" returned Jenny. "Come, we must part, my
treasures; I must go to the theatre."
Gazonal gave his hand to the
actress, and led her to the citadine
which was
waiting for her; as he did so he pressed hers with such
ardor that Jenny Cadine exclaimed, shaking her fingers: "Take care! I
haven't any others."
When the three friends got back into their own
vehicle, Gazonal
endeavoured to seize Bixiou round the waist, crying out: "She bites!
You're a fine rascal!"
"So women say," replied Bixiou.
At half-past eleven o'clock, after the play, another citadine took the
trio to the house of Mademoiselle Seraphine Sinet, better known under
the name of Carabine,--one of those pseudonyms which famous lorettes
take, or which are given to them; a name which, in this
instance, may
have referred to the pigeons she had killed.
Carabine, now become almost a necessity for the
banker du Tillet,
deputy of the Left, lived in a
charming house in the rue Saint-
Georges. In Paris there are many houses the
destination of which never
varies; and the one we now speak of had already seen seven careers of
courtesans. A
broker had brought there, about the year 1827, Suzanne
du Val-Noble, afterwards Madame Gaillard. In that house the famous