period of life when a man has judged men and social interests and
relations,--the opinions for which he was ready to sacrifice his
future would be modified in him, as they are in all men of real
superiority. To remain
faithful to the Left side of Alencon was to
gain the aversion of Mademoiselle Cormon. There, indeed, the chevalier
saw true.
Thus we see that this society, so
peaceful in appearance, was
internally as agitated as any
diplomaticcircle, where craft, ability,
and
passions group themselves around the grave questions of an empire.
The guests were now seated at the table laden with the first course,
which they ate as provincials eat, without shame at possessing a good
appetite, and not as in Paris, where it seems as if jaws gnashed under
sumptuary laws, which made it their business to
contradict the laws of
anatomy. In Paris people eat with their teeth, and
trifle with their
pleasure; in the provinces things are done naturally, and interest is
perhaps rather too much concentrated on the grand and
universal means
of
existence to which God has condemned his creatures.
It was at the end of the first course that Mademoiselle Cormon made
the most
celebrated of her "speeches"; it was talked about for fully
two years, and is still told at the gatherings of the lesser
bourgeoisie
whenever the topic of her marriage comes up.
The conversation, becoming
lively as the penultimate entree was
reached, had turned naturally on the affair of the theatre and the
constitutionally sworn
rector. In the first fervor of
royalty, during
the year 1816, those who later were called Jesuits were all for the
expulsion of the Abbe Francois from his
parish. Du Bousquier,
suspected by Monsieur de Valois of sustaining the
priest and being at
the bottom of the theatre intrigues, and on whose back the adroit
chevalier would in any case have put those sins with his customary
cleverness, was in the dock with no
lawyer to defend him. Athanase,
the only guest loyal enough to stand by du Bousquier, had not the
nerve to emit his ideas in the presence of those potentates of
Alencon, whom in his heart he thought
stupid. None but provincial
youths now
retain a
respectful demeanor before men of a certain age,
and dare neither to
censure nor
contradict them. The talk, diminished
under the effect of certain
delicious ducks dressed with olives, was
falling flat. Mademoiselle Cormon, feeling the necessity of
maintaining it against her own ducks, attempted to defend du
Bousquier, who was being represented as a
pernicious fomenter of
intrigues,
capable of any trickery.
"As for me," she said, "I thought that Monsieur du Bousquier cared
chiefly for
childish things."
Under existing circumstances the remark had
enormous success.
Mademoiselle Cormon obtained a great
triumph; she brought the nose of
the Princess Goritza flat on the table. The chevalier, who little
expected such an apt remark from his Dulcinea, was so amazed that he
could at first find no words to express his
admiration; he applauded
noiselessly, as they do at the Opera, tapping his fingers together to
imitate applause.
"She is adorably witty," he said to Madame Granson. "I always said
that some day she would unmask her batteries."
"In private she is always charming," replied the widow.
"In private, madame, all women have wit," returned the chevalier.
The Homeric laugh thus raised having subsided, Mademoiselle Cormon
asked the reason of her success. Then began the FORTE of the gossip.
Du Bousquier was depicted as a
species of celibate Pere Gigogne, a
monster, who for the last fifteen years had kept the Foundling
Hospital supplied. His immoral habits were at last revealed! these
Parisian saturnalias were the result of them, etc., etc. Conducted by
the Chevalier de Valois, a most able leader of an
orchestra of this
kind, the
opening of the CANCAN was magnificent.
"I really don't know," he said, "what should
hinder a du Bousquier
from marrying a Mademoiselle Suzanne What's-her-name. What IS her
name, do you know? Suzette! Though I have lodgings at Madame Lardot's,
I know her girls only by sight. If this Suzette is a tall, fine, saucy
girl, with gray eyes, a slim waist, and a pretty foot, whom I have
occasionally seen, and whose
behavior always seemed to me extremely
insolent, she is far superior in manners to du Bousquier. Besides, the
girl has the
nobility of beauty; from that point of view the marriage
would be a poor one for her; she might do better. You know how the
Emperor Joseph had the
curiosity to see the du Barry at Luciennes. He
offered her his arm to walk about, and the poor thing was so surprised
at the honor that she hesitated to accept it: 'Beauty is ever a
queen,' said the Emperor. And he, you know, was an Austrian-German,"
added the chevalier. "But I can tell you that Germany, which is
thought here very
rustic, is a land of noble
chivalry and fine
manners, especially in Poland and Hungary, where--"
Here the chevalier stopped, fearing to slip into some
allusion to his
personal happiness; he took out his snuff-box, and confided the rest
of his remarks to the
princess, who had smiled upon him for thirty-six
years and more.
"That speech was rather a
delicate one for Louis XV.," said du
Ronceret.
"But it was, I think, the Emperor Joseph who made it, and not Louis
XV.," remarked Mademoiselle Cormon, in a correcting tone.
"Mademoiselle," said the chevalier, observing the
malicious glance
exchanged between the judge, the notary, and the recorder, "Madame du
Barry was the Suzanne of Louis XV.,--a circumstance well known to
scamps like ourselves, but unsuitable for the knowledge of young
ladies. Your
ignorance proves you to be a flawless diamond; historical
corruptions do not enter your mind."
The Abbe de Sponde looked
graciously at the Chevalier de Valois, and
nodded his head in sign of his laudatory approbation.
"Doesn't
mademoiselle know history?" asked the recorder of mortgages.
"If you mix up Louis XV. and this girl Suzanne, how am I to know
history?" replied Mademoiselle Cormon, angelically, glad to see that
the dish of ducks was empty at last, and the conversation so ready to
revive that all present laughed with their mouths full at her last
remark.
"Poor girl!" said the Abbe de Sponde. "When a great misfortune
happens,
charity, which is
divine love, and as blind as pagan love,
ought not to look into the causes of it. Niece, you are president of
the Maternity Society; you must
succor that poor girl, who will now
find it difficult to marry."
"Poor child!" ejaculated Mademoiselle Cormon.
"Do you suppose du Bousquier would marry her?" asked the judge.
"If he is an honorable man he ought to do so," said Madame Granson;
"but really, to tell the truth, my dog has better morals than he--"
"Azor is, however, a good purveyor," said the recorder of mortgages,
with the air of
saying a witty thing.
At
dessert du Bousquier was still the topic of conversation, having
given rise to various little jokes which the wine rendered sparkling.
Following the example of the recorder, each guest capped his
neighbor's joke with another: Du Bousquier was a father, but not a
confessor; he was father less; he was father LY; he was not a reverend
father; nor yet a conscript-father--
"Nor can he be a foster-father," said the Abbe de Sponde, with a
gravity which stopped the laughter.
"Nor a noble father," added the chevalier.
The Church and the
nobility descended thus into the arena of puns,
without, however, losing their dignity.
"Hush!" exclaimed the recorder of mortgages. "I hear the creaking of
du Bousquier's boots."
It usually happens that a man is
ignorant of rumors that are afloat
about him. A whole town may be talking of his affairs; may calumniate
and decry him, but if he has no good friends, he will know nothing
about it. Now the
innocent du Bousquier was
superb in his
ignorance.
No one had told him as yet of Suzanne's
revelations; he therefore
appeared very jaunty and
slightlyconceited when the company, leaving
the dining-room, returned to the salon for their coffee; several other