declined
altogether, assuring me that it was close, and that he could
walk there as well as if nothing had happened to him; but upon my asking
him if I was on the right way to the
carpenter's shop, he looked at me
curiously.
"No use you gwine dab, sah. Dat shop close up. He not wukkin, dis week,
and dat why fo' I jaw him jus' now when you come in an' stop him. He de
cahpentah, my gran'son, Cha's Coteswuth."
XII: From the Bedside
Next morning when I saw the weltering sky I resigned myself to a day of
dullness; yet before its end I had caught a bright new
glimpse of John
Mayrant's abilities, and also had come, through tribulation, to a further
understanding of the South; so that I do not, to-day, regret the
tribulation. As the rain disappointed me of two outdoor expeditions, to
which I had been for some little while looking forward, I dedicated most
of my long morning to a sadly neglected
correspondence, and trusted that
the expeditions, as soon as the next fine weather visited Kings Port,
would still be in store for me. Not only everybody in town here, but Aunt
Carola, up in the North also, had
assured me that to miss the sight of
Live Oaks when the azaleas in the gardens of that country seat were in
flower would be to lose one of the rarest and most beautiful things which
could be seen
anywhere; and so I looked out of my window at the furious
storm, hoping that it might not strip the bushes at Live Oaks of their
bloom, which recent tourists at Mrs. Trevise's had described as drawing
near the
zenith of its luxuriance. The other
excursion to Udolpho with
John Mayrant was not so likely to fall through. Udolpho was a sort of
hunting lodge or country club near Tern Creek and an old
colonial church,
so old that it bore the royal arms upon a
shield still preserved as a
sign of its
colonialorigin. A note from Mayrant, received at breakfast,
informed me that the rain would take all pleasure from such an
excursion,
and that he should seize the earliest opportunity the weather might
afford to hold me to my promise. The wet gale, even as I sat
writing, was
beating down some of the full-blown flowers in the garden next Mrs.
Trevise's house, and as the morning wore on I watched the paths grow more
strewn with broken twigs and leaves.
I filled my
correspondence with
accounts of Daddy Ben and his grandson,
the
carpenter,
doubtless from some pride in my part in that, but also
because it had become, through thinking it over, even more interesting
to-day than it had been at the moment of its
occurrence; and in replying
to a sort of
postscript of Aunt Carola's in which she
hurriedly wrote
that she had forgotten to say she had heard the La Heu family in South
Carolina was
related to the Bombos, and should be obliged to me if I
would make inquiries about this, I told her that it would be easy, and
then described to her the Teuton, plying his "antiquity" trade externally
while internally cherishing his collected skulls and nursing his
scientific rage. All my letters were the more
abundantconcerning these
adventures of mine from my having kept entirely silent upon them at Mrs.
Trevise's tea-table. I dreaded Juno when let loose upon the negro
question; and the fact that I was
beginning to understand her feelings
did not at all make me wish to be deafened by them. Neither Juno,
therefore, nor any of them
learned a word from me about the
kettle-supporter
incident. What I did take pains to inform the assembled
company was my
gratification that the report of Mr. Mayrant's engagement
being broken was unfounded; and this caused Juno to observe that in that
case Miss Rieppe must have the most
imperative reasons for uniting
herself to such a young man.
Unintimidated by the rain, this
formidable creature had taken herself off
to her
nephew's
bedside almost immediately after breakfast; and later in
the day I, too, risked a drenching for the sake of ordering the
packing-box that I needed. When I returned, it was close on tea-time; I
had seen Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael send out the hot coffee to the
conductor, and I had found a negro
carpenter whose week it happily was to
stay sober; and now I
learned that, when tea should be finished, the
poetess had in store for us, as a treat, her ode.
Our evening meal was not plain sailing, even for the
veteran navigation
of Mrs. Trevise; Juno had returned from the
bedside very
plainly dis-
pleased (she was always candid even when silent) by something which had
happened there; and before the
joyful moment came when we all
learnedwhat this was, a very gouty Boston lady who had arrived with her husband
from Florida on her way North--and whose nature you will
readily grasp
when I tell you that we found ourselves
speaking of the man as Mrs.
Braintree's husband and never as Mr. Braintree--this crippled lady, who
was of a candor equal to Juno's, embarked upon a conversation with Juno
that compelled Mrs. Trevise to
tinkle her bell for Daphne after only two
remarks had been exchanged.
I had been sorry at first that here in this Southern boarding-house
Boston should be represented only by a lady who appeared to unite in
herself all the stony products of that city, and none of the others; for
she was as convivial as a
statue and as well-informed as a spelling-book;
she stood no more for the whole of Boston than did Juno for the whole of
Kings Port. But my sorrow grew less when I found that in Mrs. Braintree
we had indeed a
capable match for her Southern counterpart. Juno,
according to her custom, had remembered something objectionable that had
been perpetrated in 1865 by the Northern vandals.
"Edward," said Mrs. Braintree to her husband, in a
frightfully clear
voice, "it was at Chambersburg, was it not, that the Southern vandals
burned the house in which were your father's title-deeds?"
Edward, who, it appeared, had fought through the whole Civil War, and was
in
consequenceperfectly good-humored and
peaceable in his feelings upon
that subject, replied
hastily and amiably: "Oh, yes, yes! Why, I believe
it was!"
But this availed nothing; Juno bent her great
height forward, and
addressed Mrs. Braintree. "This is the first time I have been told
Southerners were vandals."
"You will never be able to say that again!" replied Mrs. Braintree.
After the bell and Daphne had stopped, the
invaluable Briton addressed a
genial generalization to us all: "I often think how truly awful your war
would have been if the women had fought it, y'know, instead of the men."
"Quite so!" said the easy-going Edward "Squaws! Mutilation! Yes!" and he
laughed at his little joke, but he laughed alone.
I turned to Juno. "Speaking of mutilation, I trust your
nephew is better
this evening."
I was rejoiced by receiving a glare in
response. But still more joy was
to come.
"An
apology ought to help cure him a lot," observed the Briton.
Juno employed her
policy of not
hearing him.
"Indeed, I trust that your
nephew is in less pain," said the poetess.
Juno was
willing to answer this. "The injuries, thank you, are the merest
trifles--all that such a light-weight could inflict." And she shrugged
her shoulders to indicate the futility of young John's pugilism.
"But," the surprised Briton interposed," I thought you said your
nephewwas too
feeble to eat steak or hear poetry."
Juno could always stem the eddy of her own contradictions--but she did
raise her voice a little. "I fancy, sir, that Doctor Beaugarcon knows
what he is talking about."
"Have they apologized yet?" inquired the male
honeymooner from the
up-country.
"My
nephew, sir, nobly consented to shake hands this
afternoon. He did it entirely out of respect for Mr. Mayrant's family,
who coerced him into this tardy
reparation, and who feel
unable to
recognize him since his treasonable attitude in the Custom House."
"Must be fairly hard to coerce a chap you can't recognize," said the
Briton.
An et cetera now spoke to the
honeymoon bride from the up-country: "I
heard Doctor Beaugarcon say he was coming to visit you this evening."
"Yais," assented the bride." Doctor Beaugarcon is my mother's fourth
cousin."
Juno now took--most unwisely, as it proved--a vindictive turn at me. "I
knew that your friend, Mr. Mayrant, was intemperate," she began.
I don't think that Mrs. Trevise had any
intention to ring for Daphne at