Gilbert put the
motion, it was carried
unanimously, and Anne gravely
recorded it in her minutes. The next thing was to
appoint a committee,
and Gertie Pye, determined not to let Julia Bell carry off all the laurels,
boldly moved that Miss Jane Andrews be chairman of said committee.
This
motion being also duly seconded and carried, Jane returned
the
compliment by
appointing Gertie on the committee, along with
Gilbert, Anne, Diana, and Fred Wright. The committee chose their
routes in private conclave. Anne and Diana were told off for the
New
bridge road, Gilbert and Fred for the White Sands road, and Jane
and Gertie for the Carmody road.
"Because," explained Gilbert to Anne, as they walked home together
through the Haunted Wood, "the Pyes all live along that road and
they won't give a cent unless one of themselves canvasses them."
The next Saturday Anne and Diana started out. They drove to the end of
the road and canvassed
homeward,
calling first on the "Andrew girls."
"If Catherine is alone we may get something," said Diana, "but if
Eliza is there we won't."
Eliza was there. . .very much so. . .and looked even grimmer than
usual. Miss Eliza was one of those people who give you the
impression that life is indeed a vale of tears, and that a smile,
never to speak of a laugh, is a waste of
nervousenergy truly
reprehensible. The Andrew girls had been "girls" for fifty odd
years and seemed likely to remain girls to the end of their earthly
pilgrimage. Catherine, it was said, had not entirely given up hope,
but Eliza, who was born a pessimist, had never had any. They lived
in a little brown house built in a sunny corner scooped out of
Mark Andrew's beech woods. Eliza complained that it was terrible
hot in summer, but Catherine was wont to say it was lovely and
warm in winter.
Eliza was
sewing patchwork, not because it was needed but simply as
a protest against the
frivolous lace Catherine was crocheting.
Eliza listened with a frown and Catherine with a smile, as the
girls explained their
errand. To be sure,
whenever Catherine
caught Eliza's eye she discarded the smile in
guilty confusion;
but it crept back the next moment.
"If I had money to waste," said Eliza
grimly, "I'd burn it up and
have the fun of
seeing a blaze maybe; but I wouldn't give it to
that hall, not a cent. It's no benefit to the settlement. . .just
a place for young folks to meet and carry on when they's better be
home in their beds."
"Oh, Eliza, young folks must have some amusement," protested
Catherine.
"I don't see the necessity. We didn't gad about to halls and
places when we were young, Catherine Andrews. This world is
getting worse every day"
"I think it's getting better," said Catherine
firmly.
"YOU think!" Miss Eliza's voice expressed the
utmost contempt.
"It doesn't
signify what you THINK, Catherine Andrews. Facts
is facts."
"Well, I always like to look on the bright side, Eliza."
"There isn't any bright side."
"Oh, indeed there is," cried Anne, who couldn't
endure such heresy
in silence." Why, there are ever so many bright sides, Miss Andrews.
It's really a beautiful world."
"You won't have such a high opinion of it when you've lived as long
in it as I have," retorted Miss Eliza
sourly, "and you won't be so
enthusiastic about improving it either. How is your mother, Diana?
Dear me, but she has failed of late. She looks terrible run down.
And how long is it before Marilla expects to be stone blind, Anne?"
"The doctor thinks her eyes will not get any worse if she is very
careful," faltered Anne.
Eliza shook her head.
"Doctors always talk like that just to keep people cheered up. I wouldn't
have much hope if I was her. It's best to be prepared for the worst."
"But oughtn't we be prepared for the best too?" pleaded Anne.
"It's just as likely to happen as the worst."
"Not in my experience, and I've fifty-seven years to set against
your sixteen," retorted Eliza. "Going, are you? Well, I hope this
new society of yours will be able to keep Avonlea from
running any
further down hill but I haven't much hope of it."
Anne and Diana got themselves thankfully out, and drove away as
fast as the fat pony could go. As they rounded the curve below the
beech wood a plump figure came speeding over Mr. Andrews' pasture,
waving to them
excitedly. It was Catherine Andrews and she was so
out of
breath that she could hardly speak, but she
thrust a couple
of quarters into Anne's hand.
"That's my
contribution to
painting the hall," she gasped. "I'd
like to give you a dollar but I don't dare take more from my egg
money for Eliza would find it out if I did. I'm real interested
in your society and I believe you're going to do a lot of good.
I'm an optimist. I HAVE to be, living with Eliza. I must hurry
back before she misses me. . .she thinks I'm feeding the hens.
I hope you'll have good luck canvassing, and don't be cast down over
what Eliza said. The world IS getting better. . .it certainly is."
The next house was Daniel Blair's.
"Now, it all depends on whether his wife is home or not," said Diana,
as they jolted along a deep-rutted lane. "If she is we won't get a cent.
Everybody says Dan Blair doesn't dare have his hair cut without asking
her
permission; and it's certain she's very close, to state it moderately.
She says she has to be just before she's
generous. But Mrs. Lynde says
she's so much `before' that
generosity never catches up with her at all."
Anne
related their experience at the Blair place to Marilla that evening.
"We tied the horse and then rapped at the kitchen door.
Nobody came but the door was open and we could hear somebody
in the
pantry, going on
dreadfully. We couldn't make out the words
but Diana says she knows they were swearing by the sound of them.
I can't believe that of Mr. Blair, for he is always so quiet and meek;
but at least he had great
provocation, for Marilla, when that poor man
came to the door, red as a beet, with perspiration streaming down his
face, he had on one of his wife's big
gingham aprons. `I can't get
this durned thing off,' he said, `for the strings are tied in a hard
knot and I can't bust 'em, so you'll have to excuse me, ladies.'
We begged him not to mention it and went in and sat down. Mr. Blair
sat down too; he twisted the apron around to his back and rolled it up,
but he did look so
ashamed and worried that I felt sorry for him,
and Diana said she feared we had called at an
inconvenient time.
`Oh, not at all,' said Mr. Blair,
trying to smile. . .you know he
is always very
polite. . .'I'm a little busy. . .getting ready to
bake a cake as it were. My wife got a
telegram today that her
sister from Montreal is coming tonight and she's gone to the
train to meet her and left orders for me to make a cake for tea.
She writ out the
recipe and told me what to do but I've clean forgot
half the directions already. And it says, "flavor according to taste."
What does that mean? How can you tell? And what if my taste doesn't
happen to be other people's taste? Would a
tablespoon of
vanilla be
enough for a small layer cake?"
"I felt sorrier than ever for the poor man. He didn't seem to be
in his proper
sphere at all. I had heard of henpecked husbands and
now I felt that I saw one. It was on my lips to say, `Mr. Blair,
if you'll give us a
subscription for the hall I'll mix up your cake
for you.' But I suddenly thought it wouldn't be neighborly to drive
too sharp a
bargain with a fellow creature in
distress. So I
offered to mix the cake for him without any conditions at all.
He just jumped at my offer. He said he'd been used to making his
own bread before he was married but he feared cake was beyond him,
and yet he hated to dis
appoint his wife. He got me another apron,
and Diana beat the eggs and I mixed the cake. Mr. Blair ran about