Private Eye Lettuce

　　by Richard Brautigan

　　 Three crates of Private Eye Lettuce，

　　 the name and drawing of a detective

　　 with magnifying glass on the sides

　　 of the crates of lettuce，

　　 form a great cross in man's imagination

　　 and his desire to name

　　 the objects of this world.

　　 I think I'll call this place Golgotha

　　 and have some salad for dinner.

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