I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

　　I taught my cat to clean my room,

　　to use a bucket, brush and broom,

　　to dust my books and picture frames,

　　and pick up all my toys and games.

　　He puts my pants and shirts away,

　　and makes my bed, and I should say

　　it seems to me it's only fair

　　he puts away my underwear.

　　In fact, I think he's got it made.

　　I'm not too happy with our trade.

　　He may pick up my shoes and socks,

　　but I clean out his litterbox..