Bradley Beard is Rather Weird

　　Bradley Beard is rather weird;

　　the strangest kid around.

　　He grabs his socks and pulls them up

　　and rises off the ground.

　　He'll tug on his suspenders

　　or he'll yank upon his hair,

　　and suddenly he's levitating,

　　floating in the air.

　　It's somewhat disconcerting,

　　but it's also pretty cool

　　to see him floating down the street

　　as Bradley drifts to school.

　　He must be filled with helium,

　　or may be awfully strong.

　　Regardless, though, it's fun to see him

　　hovering along.

　　But do not envy Bradley Beard;

　　he has to watch his weight,

　　for if he ever gains a pound

　　he'll cease to levitate.

　　And if he doesn't eat enough

　　on any given day,

　　then Bradley Beard, who's rather weird,

　　will simply float away.