My Old Uncle Wheeler

　　My old Uncle Wheeler

　　the instrument dealer

　　sells cellos, pianos, guitars.

　　He also sells mandolins,

　　banjos and violins,

　　zithers and harps and sitars.

　　He sells all these things

　　that play music with strings

　　at low prices that cannot be matched.

　　His discounts are deep

　　and his prices so cheap

　　'cause he sells them with no strings attached!