Ancient

　　He's older than the oldest man

　　that anyone has ever known.

　　He's older than the Internet;

　　he's older than the telephone.

　　He's older than the printed word,

　　the ancient Greeks, the dodo bird.

　　He's older than the pyramids

　　and prehistoric hominids.

　　He's older than the dinosaurs,

　　the earth, the sun, the moon and stars.

　　He's old as mud, he's old as dust;

　　he's wrinkled up and turned to rust.

　　He's musty, crusty, stinky, dirty.

　　Simply put, Dad's turning thirty.