2. This is my first time here, would you please chat with me? 这是我第一次来这个聊天室，可以和你聊聊吗？

3. May I join the chatting? I'm easy to please.我可不可以参加进来聊天？我很容易相处。

4. Sorry to bother you. I just want to chat with you.很抱歉打扰你，我只是想跟你聊一聊.

5. Your name is very special. I guess you must be unique.你的名字很特别，有趣，你一定是位特别（注：不用"美丽"字样）的姑娘。

1. Where are you come from?你来自哪里？

2. Which city are you living in?你现在住在那个城市？

3. I am in Beijing, and you?我在北京，你呢？

4. Where is your hometown?你的家乡是哪呀？

5. Great! We are come form same city! In Chinese, when townee see townee, Tears form two eyes. haha太好了！我们是老乡！！用中国话来说"老乡见老乡，两眼泪汪汪"，哈哈。

1. Will you please tell me more about your university and major?谈谈你毕业的学校和专业怎么样？

2. You are study for Bachelor or Master degree?你在学习本科学历还是硕士学历？

3. Did you hear that "Bachelor is as much as dogs, Master is all of the street".你听说过一句话："本科多如狗，硕士

满街走"吗？

4. It's only kidding. I am a Doctor.这只是一句玩笑，别介意。我是一位博士生。

5. In fact I am only Tea Doctor.Haha 实际上我只是一个"茶博士"。哈哈

1. I am 23.You must be younger than me! 我23岁了，你一定比我小吧。

2. May I know your vocation? 你的职业是什么？

3. It's a white-collar job. I think you've good future.这是白领工作，你一定会很有前途。

4. I am a salesman in a company, work like a cow. Make much milk for company just eat little grass.我是一名公司销售员，像牛一样"光挤奶.不吃草"。

5. What has kept you so busy lately.最近在忙什么呢？

1. I can't express myself well in English.我不能用英语很好的表达自己。

2. I have forgotten everything I learned.学过的东西我全忘了。（现在完成时标准句）

3. I can't hold on without somebody's assistance. 没有人帮忙，我就坚持不住了。

4. I am working on it. Someday, it'll be a piece of cake.我正在致力于它,有一天它会是小菜一碟。

5. I try to improve my English by chatting online.我正通过网上聊天来提高我的英语。

1. I found an interesting and useful way to study English that is "Wulitou(无厘头)English".我发现了一个即有趣又有用的方法来学习英语，那就是"无厘头英语"。

2. It makes study English like a game by use Wulitou(无厘头) sprite.它用无厘头精神使学习英语变的象游戏轻松有趣。

3. The founders are fans of "Dahuaxiyou《大话西游》"including Foreign teacher.Journalist. They enjoy a common name "zhoubenchi(周奔驰)".无厘头英语的创立者是一群《大话西游》迷，包括记者.外教，他们共同享有一个名字"周奔驰"。

4. That is true. If you like you can download it from www.sina.com.这是真的，如果你愿意你可以从www.sina.com下载。

5. If you English is perfect, it is unnecessary for you to download it.如果你的英语很好，那就没必要了。

1. Then, let's change a light topic?让我们换换口味来一个轻松的话题。

2. Do you know how to say "癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉" by English?你知道"癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉"怎么说吗？

3. It's not "toad wants to eat swan", it is "angels fly out of your arse".不是"toad wants to eat swan"而是"angels fly out of your arse"。

4. That means "屁股（arse）里飞出天使(angels)来" if translate it directly. It's interesting, isn't it?如果直译成中文是"屁股（arse）里飞出天使(angels)来"的意思。很有意思，对吗？

5. Don't be so sensitive. I was kidding.别这么爱过敏，开个玩笑么。

1. What do you do when you are free?不忙的时候你做些什么？

2. What's you favorite sport?你喜欢哪项运动

3. What's your favorite movie/movie star.你最喜欢的电影/电影明星是什么？

4. What's your hobby?你的喜好是什么？

5. I'm mad/crazy about Wulitou English.我太喜欢无厘头英语了。

1. Would you mind I ask a private question: Are you single?介意我问一个私人问题吗？你是单身吗？

2. Do you have "flower protection"，because you are flower in my mind.你有护花使者了吗？因为在我心目中你就象花一样。

3. What kind of man do you like? Such as Xietingfeng or Liudehua or someone else.你喜欢哪种男人？比如谢霆锋.刘德华还是别人？

4. I love this sentence which from《Titanic》：You jump, I jump.我喜欢电影《泰坦尼克》上的一句精彩对白：你跳我也跳。

5. Another sentence is from "Daneimitan 007"(大内密探007):Do you hungry, should I make noodle for you?另一句我喜欢的电影对白是《大内密探007》里的：肚子饿不饿，要不要我给你煮碗面吃？

1. I think you are not as pretty as Zhangmanyu.我感觉你长得不如张曼玉漂亮。

2. But you must be better than Zhangziyi.但至少不比张子怡差。

3. It's sweet of you.你真好。

4.You are such a smart girl.你可真是个伶牙俐齿（聪明）的姑娘。

5.You are the best girl I'v meet here.你是我在网上遇到的最好的女孩。

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   certainly/sure/of course.当然。
   
   
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   Great.太好了。
   
   
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   All right.好吧。
   
   
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   I agree with you.我同意。
   
   
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   I don't think so.我不那样认为。
   
   
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   I disagree.我不同意。
   
   
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   How dare you......你怎么敢......
   
   
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   Really?真的吗？
   
   
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    God./my god.天哪！
    
    
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    I can hardly believe my eyes!我简直不敢相信我的眼睛了。
    
    
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    It's my pleasure.不必客气.
    
    
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    Just so so.小意思
    
    
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    Whatever you say.随便。
    
    
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    You're the boss.你是老板/一切听你的。

1. I didn't catch what you said.我没有听懂你刚才说的话。

2. Do you understand this sentence?你是否明白这个句子？

3. Do you agree with me?你是否同意我的想法？

4. I think exactly the same way.我也这么想。

5. Anyway, believe that. I am seriously.不管怎样，请相信我，我是认真的。

1. Excuse me. I am not available now. I will chat with you when I am free.对不起，我现在很忙，有时间再和你聊.

2. Sorry. I am chatting with my friend. I will chat with you when I am free.抱歉，我的朋友在和我聊，有空了我再去找你

3. Sorry. I sent wrong message to you. Let's forgive and forget it.对不起，我发错了信息。别介意。

4. I apologize about I am so low. You know my English is poor.抱歉，我的速度比较慢，因为我的英语很差。

5. Will you excuse me for a while? It is about 5 minutes.对不起，我要暂时离开一下，大约是5分钟时间。

1. How can I get in touch with you?我怎么和你联系？

2. Would you please leave me your Telephone number/Email address?可以告诉我你的电话/信箱吗？

3. Why don't we have a further conversation by telephone/Email?我们为什么不通过电话/EMAIL进行更深一步的交流呢？

4. Would you mind show me your pictures?是否可以让我看看你照片？

5.I will send my photo to you first.我将先把我的照片发给你。

1. I want to hear your voice, could you make my dream comes true.我特别想听听你的声音，你能满足我这个小小的心愿吗?

2. I call you or you call me first? My telephone number is XXXXXXX我给你打过去还是你给我打过来?，我的电话号码是：XXXXXXXX

3. Hello. May I speak to Ms. English?你好，我可以和English小姐讲话吗？

4. You pronunciation is quite good. Glad to hear from you.你的英语发音很纯正，听到你的声音我很高兴。

5. Excuse me. I have to finish this call because of my poor speaking English. Let's go back our online chatting.抱歉，我不得不挂电话了，因为我的英语口语还不是很好，我们继续选择网上聊吧。

1. Should we make a English study plan together? 不知你是否同意，我想和你制定一个学习英语的计划。

2. Let's study together. Make progress side by side.让我们一起学习英语，互相激励，共同前进。

3. In order to practice English frequently, I will sent you E-mail daily.为了调动运用英语的积极性，我将每天都给你用英文写个邮件。

4.Let's study English together form today. Drop me a line everyday!从今天开始，我会一直陪着你学习英语，每天通信吧。

5. It's a hard job, but I hope he can make it.这不是件容易的差事，但我希望他能做到。

1. You must be tired, I assume.我猜你一定是累了。

2. It's almost eleven o'clock.快十一点了。

3. I really must be going now.我必须得走了。

4. I'll miss our pleasant talks when you leave.你走后我会怀念这次愉快的谈话。

5. Good night, sleep well. 晚安，睡个好觉。