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>　　A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"

>　　"I suppose so-it's paid for."

>　　"How about our car?" continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?"

>　　"I suppose so-it's paid for.

>　　"What about golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?"

>　　"Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She's left-handed.


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