酷兔英语

A student ask a teacher, "what is love?"



The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the padi

field and choose the biggest padi and come back. But the rule is: you

can go throught them only once and cannot turn back to pick."



The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big

padi,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.



Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is a even bigger one

waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the padi

field, he start to realise that the padi is not as big as the previous

one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted

!!!!



So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.



The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better

one, but when later you realise, you have already miss the person...."



"What is marriage then?" the student asked. The teacher said, "in order

to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest

corn and come back.



But the rule is: you can go throught them only once and cannot turn

back to pick." The student went to the corn field, this time he is

careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of

the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come

back to the teacher.



The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for

one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best

one you get.... this is marriage."
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