An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one

morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open

a savings account and insisted on talking to the

president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot

of money.



After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client

is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to

the president's office.



The president of the Bank asked her how much she

wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk

and replied, "$165,000". The pr esident was curious

and asked her how she had been able to save so much

money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.



The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of

bets?"



The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000

that your testicles are square."



The president started to laugh and told the woman that

it was impossible to win a bet like that.



The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the

president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"



"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000

that my testicles are not square."



"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the

amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would

like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with

my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the

president of the Bank confidently.



That night, the president became very nervous about

the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror

examining his testicles, turning them this way and

that, checking them over again and again until he was

positive that no one could consider his testicles as

square and reassuring himself that there was no way he

could lose the bet.



The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly

woman arrived at the president's office with her

lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day

before that t he president's testicles were square.



The president confirmed that the bet was the same as

the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman

asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her

lawyer could see clearly.



The president was happy to oblige.



The elderly woman came closer so she could see better

and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of

course", said the president. "Given the amount of

money involved, you should be 100% sure."



The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly

the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his

head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why

he was doing that and she replied,

"Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that

around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding

the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !
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