One day, Johnny came home from school looking very sad.His mother asded,"What is wrong?"Out of his pocket(衣袋)Johnny took a note from the teacher that said,"Johnny has been a very naughty(淘气的)boy, please have a talk with him."

　　一天，从学校回来的约翰尼看上去好像很伤心。于是妈妈问："你怎么啦？"约翰尼从兜里掏出一张老师给的纸条，上面写着："约翰尼是个很淘气的男孩，请您和他谈谈。"

"What did you do?"asked mother.

　　"你都做了些什么？"妈妈问。



"Nothing,"cried Johnny,"except(除了)that the teacher asked a question and I was the only one who could answer it."

　　"没做什么，"约翰尼哭着说，"就是老师问了个问题，而我是唯一能答上来的人。"



"Hum,what was the question?"hid mother asked.

　　"喔，什么问题？"妈妈问。

　　"Who put the edad mouse(老鼠)in my drawer(抽屉)?"answered Johnny.

　　"谁把死耗子放在我抽屉里的"约翰尼回答道。
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