Mushroom and Toadstool

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

蘑菇与毒蕈

年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢？

年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。

Fishing

Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.

On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?"

"Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."

钓鱼

　　拉里和哈里驱车500英里去钓鱼。两人花了一大笔钱租了一间小屋，又花了差不多同样的钱租了一条船。两人钓了三天，只钓到一条鱼。

　　在回家的路上，拉里开车，哈里拨弄着计算器。一小时后，哈里说："你可知道我们钓的这条鱼几乎用掉我们2000美元？"

　　"哇！"拉里应答："幸亏我们没有多钓到鱼。"

Letter of Recommendation

When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."

The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years. When

he left us, we were very satisfied."

推荐信

　　彼得斯听说自己被解雇了，便去见人力资源部的头头。"既然我在公司干了这么久，"他说，"我想至少该给我一封推荐信。"

　　人力资源部主任同意了，并说他第二天就可拿到该信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看到一封信，上面写道："乔纳森•彼得斯在我们公司干了11年。当他离去的时候，我们很满意。"