I am the Driver

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.

"It's too crowded," they shouted. "What do you think you are?"

"I'm the driver," he said.

我是司机

一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤，还有一个人想挤进来，乘客不让他上去。

"太挤了，"他们喊道，"你以为你是谁？"

"我是司机。"他回答说。

An Ugly Woman

Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

Mary: Why was that?

Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

丑女

麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。

玛丽：为什么会那样呢？

麦克：她根本就没有带面具。

Coincidence

A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.

"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"

"Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife."

"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."

"I did." was the answer.

巧合

一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道：

"多难听的嗓音！"他说，"你知道她是谁吗？"

"知道，"男士回答，"她是我太太。"

"噢，请你原谅。"客人说，"当然，她的嗓音并不坏，但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。"

"是我。"男士回答道。